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Christians call Jesus Son of God but in The Quran God stresses that Jesus was human. There is ample evidence that the texts of the Gospels have been changed and that the role of Mary Magdalene has been altered. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam while Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve. In the original creation story Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but Eve gave birth to Adam. This is the reason why Eve is called Mother of All the Living. For 6,000 years God has hidden Her identity.

In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God, which implies that God is a Mother and that the text has been altered later. The love of God Jesus was speaking of, is the love of a Goddess for Her husband. Jesus was born in the same way Adam was born, from a woman without the seed of a man. Eve and Adam have been around many times. Noah was a husband of God, like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David and Mohammed. Reincarnations of Eve and Adam also played a significant role in history outside The Bible.

This universe is a virtual reality based on the universe God is living in. Our universe is controlled by a programme that is running for approximately 6,000 years. God is a woman and She can assume roles in Her own universe. The purpose of this universe is to provide entertainment for Her. The world God comes from may have come about by accident and the laws of natural selection may apply there. The gods produced an advanced civilisation, became immortal and entertain themselves with virtual realities like this universe.

The following evidence is in the scriptures:
- Christians are considered to be children of God and born of God (John 1:12-13) so God was a Mother before the text was altered.
- Adam is referred to as son of God (Luke 3:38), Jesus as firstborn over all creation (Col. 1:15) and Jesus was with God in the beginning (John 1:2) so Adam was born and Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam.
- After having created the humans on the sixth day in Genesis 1, God appears to have started over again by creating Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. This indicates that the text has been changed.
- Adam calling his wife Eve because She would become mother of all the living also suggests tampering.
- The Quran mentions the creation of Adam extensively but does not mention the creation of Eve, which may indicate that Eve was never created.
- The Quran mentions that Jesus and Adam were created in a similar way (Quran: 3:59). They were both born from a virgin.
- The repeated reference in the Gnostic texts of Mary Magdalene being loved by Jesus more than the others indicates that the Beloved Disciple in the Gospel of John was originally Mary Magdalene before the text was redacted.
- The last chapter of the gospel of John appears to be added later to suggest that the Beloved Disciple was John as the previous chapter already has closing lines (John 20:30-31).
- There apparently had been rumours that the Beloved Disciple had become immortal (John 21:23). If the Beloved Disciple was Mary Magdalene and if She was God then this would have made sense.
- The love of God Jesus was speaking of (John 17:23-26) therefore was the love of a Goddess for Her husband.
- John the Baptist talks in the Gospel (John 3:27-29) in terms of himself as a best man with the implication that Jesus the bridegroom is coming to meet his bride, but there is nothing specific to identify the bride (see also: Luke 5:34, Matt. 9:15).
- It was customary for a Jewish rabbi to be married and the apostles called him rabbi (Mark 11:21).
- The marriage described in the Gospel of John (John 2:2-8) could be the wedding of Jesus because at a Jewish wedding guests normally do not give orders.
- Jesus started doing miracles at this wedding, which may indicate that he was married to God.

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Her name is Haruhi Suzumiya.
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Summary

Christians call Jesus Son of God but in the Quran God stresses that Jesus was human. There is ample evidence that the texts of the Gospels have been changed and that the role of Mary Magdalene has been altered. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam while Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve. In the original creation story Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but Eve gave birth to Adam. This is the reason why Eve was called Mother of All the Living. For 6,000 years God has hidden Her identity.

In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God, which implies that God is a Mother and that the text has been altered later. The love of God Jesus was speaking of, is the love of a Goddess for Her husband. Jesus was born in the same way Adam was born, from a woman without the seed of a man. Eve and Adam have been around many times. Noah was a husband of God, like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David and Mohammed. Reincarnations of Eve and Adam also played a significant role in history outside The Bible.

This universe is a holographic virtual reality based on a real world. It is controlled by a programme that is running for approximately 6,000 years. The purpose of this universe is to provide entertainment for a woman we call God. God can assume roles in Her own universe. The real world She comes from probably has come about by accident and the laws of natural selection do apply there. The real humans we call gods produced an advanced civilisation, became immortal and entertain themselves with holographic virtual realities.

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Interesting link...thanks op hf
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It seems a weird theory at first but I have researched it for three years now and I became quite convinced that it is true.
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Proof of this universe being a virtual reality run by a programme:


September 11 and Madrid terror attacks


Connection between the attacks

There are indications for a design involving the number 11 being behind the September 11, 2001 attacks on the US and the March 11, 2004 Madrid bombings. September 11 can be rewritten as 911, while 9+1+1=11. 911 is the US emergency services telephone number. September 11 was the 254th day of the year while 2+5+4=11. Beginning with September 11, the remainder of the year lasted 112 days, while 112 is the European emergency services telephone number.

There are 911 full days (912 calendar days) between the September 11, 2001 and March 11, 2004 attacks. Because of the different time zones the EU and the US are in, the 912th day was not fully completed.

The extra calendar day made the Madrid bombing happening at the 11th day of the month, exactly 2.5 years after September 11, 2001 while the numbers making up the date March 11, 2004 added up make 11 (3+1+1+2+4=11). If history was designed, this may have been a design consideration.

On March 11, 2002, 6 months after September 11, 2001, in the eleventh week of 2002, New York City lit the sky with 88 (8 x 11 = 88) powerful GE bulbs that sent light beams into the sky from the World Trade Centre site. The next morning, on March 12, 2002, 11 FDNY firemen were recovered from Ground Zero.


Coincidences and the number 11

Two out of three flights hitting targets on September 11, 2001 were from American Airlines. American Airlines uses the characters AA for its flight codes. When the characters of the flight codes are transformed to digits, they both resolve to 11 making an 11:11 combination. Both American Airlines flights had a flight number that is a multiple of 11 (11 and 77), making another 11:11 combination. The first plane hitting a target was American Airlines flight AA11, which makes an 11:11 combination. Both the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon were (first) hit by an American Airlines (AA) flight, making the other flights of secondary importance.

On November 29, 2011 American Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. As November 29, 2011 can be read as 11/29/11 or 29/11/2011, while 2+9=11 and 20=9+11, filing for Chapter 11 on this date is remarkable, as the flight code AA can be translated to 11.

Both towers had 110 floors, which is an 11:11 combination because there were two towers. Both towers had 99 elevators, which is another 11:11 combination. 99 is 9 times 11, which makes a 9:11 combination.

After 99 days of burning, NYC declares the WTC fires were extinguished. The WTC towers collapsed to a height of 11 stories. The first Fire Unit to arrive to the WTC towers was FDNY Unit 1. Unit 1 lost 11 firemen. The total number of firemen killed was 343, which is 7x7x7. On July 7, 2005 (7/7/7 considering that 2+0+0+5=7) the terrorist attacks in London took place.

The Twin Towers standing side by side looked like the number 11. Adding the digits of each Airplane's flight numbers yields: Flight #11 = 11, Flight #93 = 12 (9+3=12), Flight #175 = 13 (1+7+5=13) and Flight #77 = 14 (7+7=14). Flight AA11 had 11 crew members, consisting of 2 pilots and 9 flight attendants. The numbers of passengers on the planes were 92, 65, 64 and 44. The following observations can be made: 9+2=11, 6+5=11 and 44 is a multiple of 11, while 4+4=8, 8x8=64 and 64-44=9+11. A number of names of people, items and places that have played a significant role in the events consist of 11 letters [+], for example: George W. Bush, Air Force One, New York City, The Pentagon, Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia.


Other remarkable facts

On September 11, 1990, President George Bush sr. stated that the Persian Gulf War presented an opportunity for a New World Order to emerge. Exactly 11 years later on September 11, 2001, the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon created another opportunity to move toward a New World Order. The next year on September 11, 1991, Bush gave another speech on the New World Order. On September 11, 1994, a small plane was stolen. It crashed on the lawn of the White House the next day. The construction of the Pentagon started on September 11, 1941.

On September 11, 2002, exactly one year after the 9/11 attacks, the winning numbers drawn in the New York State Lottery were 9-1-1. Because there were two such draws, the odds of randomly drawing these numbers was around 1:500.


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Christians call Jesus Son of God but in the Quran God stresses that Jesus was human. There is ample evidence that the texts of the Gospels have been changed and that the role of Mary Magdalene has been altered. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam while Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve. In the original creation story Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but Eve gave birth to Adam. This is the reason why Eve was called Mother of All the Living. For 6,000 years God has hidden Her identity.

In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God, which implies that God is a Mother and that the text has been altered later. The love of God Jesus was speaking of, is the love of a Goddess for Her husband. Jesus was born in the same way Adam was born, from a woman without the seed of a man. Eve and Adam have been around many times. Noah was a husband of God, like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David and Mohammed. Reincarnations of Eve and Adam also played a significant role in history outside The Bible.

This universe is a holographic virtual reality based on a real world. It is controlled by a programme that is running for approximately 6,000 years. The purpose of this universe is to provide entertainment for a woman we call God. God can assume roles in Her own universe. The real world She comes from probably has come about by accident and the laws of natural selection do apply there. The real humans we call gods produced an advanced civilisation, became immortal and entertain themselves with holographic virtual realities.

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Jesus and Mary M were NOT reincarnations of Adam and Eve.
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whatever floats your boat !

better to stick with the Bible for the time being. we will know a lot more when we're outa here

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Jesus and Mary M were NOT reincarnations of Adam and Eve.
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You can say something like that because you think it so. However, if you go along with the idea, you can explain some things like:

Who is God and why did God create this universe?
What does it mean that humans are created in the image of God?
Why is Mother Mary venerated in the Roman Catholic Church?
Why did Mother Mary appear to humans?
Where was Jesus during all those years?
Why was Eve called Mother of all the Living even though not all humans are Her descendants?
Why does the Church deny that Jesus was married despite evidence that he was?
Why has there been so little evidence of the existence of God for centuries?
Why do things happen that seem to have no purpose?
Why is there no clear distinction between good an evil?
Why is there a Gospel of Judas explaining that Judas was executing the will of Jesus?
Why do Christians call Jesus Son of God?
What the secret behind the number 19 that proves that the Quran is a message from God.
Why did God in The Quran assert that Jesus was not the Son of God but the Son of Mary?
Why did God in The Quran indicate that some texts in The Bible were altered?
What was the reason for the modifications of those texts in The Bible?
Why does the creation story seem to conflict with data suggesting that Earth is 5 billion years old?
How can the evidence for reincarnation be explained?
How can supernatural events and miracles be explained?
Why can psychics contact spirits or feel things that cannot be measured by instruments?
Why can oracles sometimes make correct predictions for the future?
Why were there mysterious incidents, accidents and coincidences indicating a script?
Why are there many UFO sightings and crop circles while there is no evidence of contact with extraterrestrials?
Why does the possible collapse of civilisation and nature seem to coincide with a predicted date for the End of Times in the Mayan Calendar?
Why did not every claim made in the holy books turn out to be true?

A theory that explains all this with rational arguments is worth considering.

However humans are irrational, so they stick with theories that are proven to be wrong.
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John the Baptist talks in the Gospel (John 3:27-29) in terms of himself as a best man with the implication that Jesus the bridegroom is coming to meet his bride, but there is nothing specific to identify the bride (see also: Luke 5:34, Matt. 9:15). The identity of the bride has been erased. Instead church fathers created the image of Jesus being married to the Church (Eph. 5:25-33). The following is written (John 3:27-29):

[27] To this John replied, "A man can receive only what is given him from heaven. [28] You yourselves can testify that I said, 'I am not the Christ but am sent ahead of him.' [29] The bride belongs to the bridegroom. The friend who attends the bridegroom waits and listens for him, and is full of joy when he hears the bridegroom's voice. That joy is mine, and it is now complete."

The text suggests that being the Christ means having the bride and that the bride is a gift from heaven. There is no shame in Jesus being married. It was even customary for a Jewish rabbi to be married and the apostles called him rabbi (Mark 11:21) so there must have been an important reason to hide the marriage.


So why did they do it?

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Most Biblical scholars know that the current texts are based on earlier destroyed sources.

Most Biblical scholars also know that a number of letters in the Biblical Canon are forgeries:

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Christians call Jesus Son of God but in The Quran God stresses that Jesus was human. There is ample evidence that the texts of the Gospels have been changed and that the role of Mary Magdalene has been altered. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam while Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve. In the original creation story Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but Eve gave birth to Adam. This is the reason why Eve is called Mother of All the Living. For 6,000 years God has hidden Her identity.

In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God, which implies that God is a Mother and that the text has been altered later. The love of God Jesus was speaking of, is the love of a Goddess for Her husband. Jesus was born in the same way Adam was born, from a woman without the seed of a man. Eve and Adam have been around many times. Noah was a husband of God, like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David and Mohammed. Reincarnations of Eve and Adam also played a significant role in history outside The Bible.

This universe is a virtual reality based on the universe God is living in. Our universe is controlled by a programme that is running for approximately 6,000 years. God is a woman and She can assume roles in Her own universe. The purpose of this universe is to provide entertainment for Her. The world God comes from may have come about by accident and the laws of natural selection may apply there. The gods produced an advanced civilisation, became immortal and entertain themselves with virtual realities like this universe.

The following evidence is in the scriptures:
- Christians are considered to be children of God and born of God (John 1:12-13) so God was a Mother before the text was altered.
- Adam is referred to as son of God (Luke 3:38), Jesus as firstborn over all creation (Col. 1:15) and Jesus was with God in the beginning (John 1:2) so Adam was born and Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam.
- After having created the humans on the sixth day in Genesis 1, God appears to have started over again by creating Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. This indicates that the text has been changed.
- Adam calling his wife Eve because She would become mother of all the living also suggests tampering.
- The Quran mentions the creation of Adam extensively but does not mention the creation of Eve, which may indicate that Eve was never created.
- The Quran mentions that Jesus and Adam were created in a similar way (Quran: 3:59). They were both born from a virgin.
- The repeated reference in the Gnostic texts of Mary Magdalene being loved by Jesus more than the others indicates that the Beloved Disciple in the Gospel of John was originally Mary Magdalene before the text was redacted.
- The last chapter of the gospel of John appears to be added later to suggest that the Beloved Disciple was John as the previous chapter already has closing lines (John 20:30-31).
- There apparently had been rumours that the Beloved Disciple had become immortal (John 21:23). If the Beloved Disciple was Mary Magdalene and if She was God then this would have made sense.
- The love of God Jesus was speaking of (John 17:23-26) therefore was the love of a Goddess for Her husband.
- John the Baptist talks in the Gospel (John 3:27-29) in terms of himself as a best man with the implication that Jesus the bridegroom is coming to meet his bride, but there is nothing specific to identify the bride (see also: Luke 5:34, Matt. 9:15).
- It was customary for a Jewish rabbi to be married and the apostles called him rabbi (Mark 11:21).
- The marriage described in the Gospel of John (John 2:2-8) could be the wedding of Jesus because at a Jewish wedding guests normally do not give orders.
- Jesus started doing miracles at this wedding, which may indicate that he was married to God.

See: God is a woman and Jesus was Her husband
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WOW..you bibletards are really somethin.
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Her real name is not Y*way, it is Yoko Ono.

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