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Holy day for the atheists

 
Diakonos
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Holy day for the atheists
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......a proper decision by the courts...for a change.

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and jewish people and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The jewish people have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, " Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned..."


You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Diakonos

Last Edited by Diakonos on 04/24/2012 03:19 PM
Luke12:37 Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will come forth and serve them.

Deception in the last days.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]

Here is a list of fish and animal die offs.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this......a proper decision by the courts...for a change.

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and jewish people and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The jewish people have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, " Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned..."


You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

Diakonos
 Quoting: Diakonos


thx for the laugh :)
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
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You must be an atheist, calm down you need to grow a sense of humor

Diakonos
Luke12:37 Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will come forth and serve them.

Deception in the last days.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]

Here is a list of fish and animal die offs.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]
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04/24/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
Too funny to let it go away so soon.
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
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 Quoting: Halcyon Dayz, FCD


You must be an atheist, calm down you need to grow a sense of humor

Diakonos
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They don't have a sense of humor....
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
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 Quoting: Halcyon Dayz, FCD


You must be an atheist, calm down you need to grow a sense of humor

Diakonos
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They don't have a sense of humor....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11876992


Darwin's theory of evolution negates the practicality of humor therefore it is bred out through evolution.

Maybe atheists do come from apes, lol

Last Edited by Diakonos on 04/24/2012 09:41 PM
Luke12:37 Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will come forth and serve them.

Deception in the last days.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]

Here is a list of fish and animal die offs.
[link to watchful-servant.blogspot.com]
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04/24/2012 09:32 PM
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
book
 Quoting: Halcyon Dayz, FCD


You are either a liar or to dumb to realise that this is a joke.
book
 Quoting: Halcyon Dayz, FCD


just can't stand it can you.

fool.
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
just can't stand it can you.

fool.
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Stand what?

People lying?

OP insinuated it actually happened.
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Re: Holy day for the atheists
more like "unholy" day