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jesus was a mushrroom

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/25/2012 02:14 AM
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www.jesusneverexisted.com

The story of Jesus is pure fiction.
But there is a bit of history to the name 'CHRIST'.

CHIRST means the spiritual portal, or GODHEAD as the Hindus call it.
KRISHNA, begins with KRIS.
So CHIRST , or CHRIS, and KRIS both denote the same.
The spiritual gateway, godhead, or spiritual portal.

So CHRIST actually means a Spiritual portal.
This is the reason for the connection between Jesus & the sacred magic mushrooms.

Later, this spiritual Godhead was later anthropomorphised into JESUS , and in India as KRISHNA.

KRISHNA has blue skin, which actually shows the color of the magic mushroom Psylocibin, after it is bruised.
Psylocibin also grows in cow dung , hence KRISHNA normally hangs around comws. KRISHNA is a cowherd, while JESUS is a shepherd.
See the similarities.


The one aim of all religions is to confuse the hell out of you.

They keep the secrets.
You keep the confusion.
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04/25/2012 03:05 AM
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you are gonna make the x-tians heads explode !

they can't handle it !!

jesus started as a jewish, jewish people copied the egyptians, egyptians copied the sumerians and babalonians, and those roots go back to sun worship.
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04/25/2012 03:36 AM
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What do we know about Jesus - from non-biblical sources?

[link to www.provethebible.net]
 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


The only real evidence is faith in one way or the other... something I've found is there's no middle ground. You either believe the Roman texts, or believe someone forged the Roman texts.

In the end, I think believing is better...
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


there were these people the other day who let their son die because he was sick and all they did was pray and believe ,so now the state took the renaming 4 or 5 children that they had.
Believing and knowing is two different things.All Allegro asked for is that we should be adults and not some blind believer who is ready to go to war because of religion.Because something was given to them to believe in so that they can fight for that belief.What a load of horseshit...Believe the romans? r u out of your mind?
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you are gonna make the x-tians heads explode !

they can't handle it !!

jesus started as a jewish, jewish people copied the egyptians, egyptians copied the sumerians and babalonians, and those roots go back to sun worship.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15021415


they are not Christians,im a true christian and they are all fake little whining people with no respect for the earth and her riches, especially the seedless riches :)
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04/25/2012 03:46 AM
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www.jesusneverexisted.com

The story of Jesus is pure fiction.
But there is a bit of history to the name 'CHRIST'.

CHIRST means the spiritual portal, or GODHEAD as the Hindus call it.
KRISHNA, begins with KRIS.
So CHIRST , or CHRIS, and KRIS both denote the same.
The spiritual gateway, godhead, or spiritual portal.

So CHRIST actually means a Spiritual portal.
This is the reason for the connection between Jesus & the sacred magic mushrooms.

Later, this spiritual Godhead was later anthropomorphised into JESUS , and in India as KRISHNA.

KRISHNA has blue skin, which actually shows the color of the magic mushroom Psylocibin, after it is bruised.
Psylocibin also grows in cow dung , hence KRISHNA normally hangs around comws. KRISHNA is a cowherd, while JESUS is a shepherd.
See the similarities.


The one aim of all religions is to confuse the hell out of you.

They keep the secrets.
You keep the confusion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15009075


thats right my friend,the holy grail is what? a spear? that punctured jesus in the rib and when you bruise the mushroom rib(stem) blue comes out..adam and eve are also a reference to the mushroom because the female most potent part grows or comes out of the male stem part or the rib,thats why the little skirt is created after,just like jesus and the piece of cloth on the cross...that is why cows are holy in india because they dont wana kill something that gives them the essence of life.At least thats what i think...so they knew what that is,thats why they said everyone who eats this will die,coz they didnt want people to be themselves or to find the real selfs but "believe" and work hard so that they can go to heaven...while the masters party away...
they make me so angry man :)
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04/25/2012 04:01 AM
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no arguments? good

i think we can fly to the moon now (bill hicks) :)

Last Edited by nocty on 04/25/2012 04:29 AM
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04/25/2012 08:40 AM
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This proves that once the Bible is removed from the schools people will believe anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11722061


No

This proves you did not watch any of the videos here that talk about jesus being a mushroom.

The man is ordained by the vatican to read Sanskrit and is the one who read the "Dead sea Scrolls". He knows the real bible my friend. Not that manipulated junk you are referencing to:)

The only thing that has me wondering is why is this book not free in PDF format right now?
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04/25/2012 10:38 AM
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Re: jesus was a mushrroom
OP: Have you done some of the mushrroom?
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04/25/2012 10:46 AM
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I used to know a guy that said this same thing. Never knew what the fuck he was talking about, never really cared because he was some weirdo hippy who didn't make sense. He had the good cheeba though, if you know what I mean.
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And to the AC above this one^^

I have done everything that Mckenna talks about. Accept without the guidance of an actual physical shaman present, plus i never did, how do you say it-hyahusca? So i know from experience but i cant vouch for OP.

I have also used it with meditation and WOW!!! There is nothing like it.

Words can not describe what i have experienced. I have learned the complete meaning of life and just as quickly have forgotten it in its entirety. I can recall bits and pieces and understanding it to a degree. On occasions when i am deep in thought/meditating, I will remember things that add to the bigger picture. The reason none of us can remember the meaning to life afterwords is because we are not meant to. It would somewhat ruin this experience although some are supposed to remember some aspects to help others on their journey when they get off track. Plus we do not have the capability to fully understand it in this existence anyway. When we are out on the astral plane, Now that is a different story all together my friend:)

I used to know a guy that said this same thing. Never knew what the fuck he was talking about, never really cared because he was some weirdo hippy who didn't make sense. He had the good cheeba though, if you know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13323847


Did he have long hair and look sort of like a Jebus?

We may be on to something here guys:)

Last Edited by DoubleHelix on 04/25/2012 04:04 PM
"I posit that the human being has the capability to utilize the ''real eyes'' to ''realize'' and see through the ''real lies'' ...The ''real eyes'' can only become operational when the heart and higher mind are in synchronized, which requires dual brain hemisphere synchronization."~Danial

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nocty (OP)

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And to the AC above this one^^

I have done everything that Mckenna talks about. Accept without the guidance of an actual physical shaman present, plus i never did, how do you say it-hyahusca? So i know from experience but i cant vouch for OP.

I have also used it with meditation and WOW!!! There is nothing like it.

Words can not describe what i have experienced. I have learned the complete meaning of life and just as quickly have forgotten it in its entirety. I can recall bits and pieces and understanding it to a degree. On occasions when i am deep in thought/meditating, I will remember things that add to the bigger picture. The reason none of us can remember the meaning to life afterwords is because we are not meant to. It would somewhat ruin this experience although some are supposed to remember some aspects to help others on their journey when they get off track. Plus we do not have the capability to fully understand it in this existence anyway. When we are out on the astral plane, Now that is a different story all together my friend:)

I used to know a guy that said this same thing. Never knew what the fuck he was talking about, never really cared because he was some weirdo hippy who didn't make sense. He had the good cheeba though, if you know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13323847


Did he have long hair and look sort of like a Jebus?

We may be on to something here guys:)
 Quoting: DoubleHelix

totaly agree with u on everything,especially about knowing the meaning of life and then forgetting it.Yes we could not really function 24/7 on shrooms.We always laugh when we are on mushrooms like,imagine going to work like this.Some of the things i experianced is that some sort of vacum or a bubble is getting created and its gonna burst one day,hile i was watching a pendilum swing in the sky in the form of a cloud and afterwards a giant rabbit head.Thats when i drank shroom tea for the first time,i have ate them before only and for my friend it was the first time ever so he was sitting on a chair and when it kicked in he was like,wow,and then quiet in deep thougt and again just wow,i laughed...we also had absyinth with it that they had brought from the czech rep.And i could feel a green ring in my stomach hehe.Before that i saw grays on the moon,ran from cops when we were walking and we were right by our friends house and he was passing by so it was late and it was 4 of us so he passed by and stoped and started coming back in reverse,my friends started to run and i was standing there to see wtf.also i was to fucking high to realize wtf is going on...So i ran afterwards and the house was right there like 20 feet away so the fucker missed us :) we vanished haha
one other time we were riding of to the beach just tking a ride ,the friend who was driving is a no drugs guy but me and my childhood buddy whom i made take em were of our rockers,He had some red sunglasses and it was night so we put them on and damn...the night looked as i was a vampire or some kinda animal :) there is a trick also to look in a lightbulb up close for a secend or two then turn of the lights ,close ur eyes and enjoy the show :) so much more,possibilities are endless virtually.As ali g said,i had a friend dangerous dave who was on acid and his mum sent him to get cigarets and he actually flew there and got them :)

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