OP keeps posting these stupid threads every so often of road noise.
Thread: Alert! The Moon has pole shifted tilted, apocalypse is imminent. Wake up, strange sounds, UFOs, sun out of position. Illuminati NWO
Thread: Strange sounds coming from the Moon. Pole shift.
There are others of his too in addition to these that I can't be bothered to find right now. I don't know what the hell his deal is, but he keeps doing it. It's not even funny, like you said, it couldn't be more stupid.