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If you had to defend yourself...

 
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04/25/2012 07:48 PM
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
Your brain is your best defense!!
 Quoting: FaithNoMore


correct

your brain is the best weapon you have

your environment/surroundings are your
next best weapon

why break your hand on his face
when you have a brick wall or a car
door to do it for ya ???

use your brains and use your
surroundings to your advantage.

not too many are gonna want to
mess with you anymore after you
throw somebody through a
window or hurt their back
up against a wall.

there are multiple weapons
around you at all times.
use them before they do.

a pen or pencil can become a dagger
a lamp can become a baseball bat
your car keys can become a straight razor

your weapons are endless
if you only use your brain ;)
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04/25/2012 07:58 PM
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
a pen or pencil can become a dagger
a lamp can become a baseball bat
your car keys can become a straight razor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15061305


one time I saw a guy's throat cut
by using one sheet of paper

hot coffee thrown in the face
is another tactic to cause burns

hand sanitizer is pure alcohol,
rub it in his eyes and render
him temporary blind

your weapons are all
around you
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
a pen or pencil can become a dagger
a lamp can become a baseball bat
your car keys can become a straight razor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15061305


one time I saw a guy's throat cut
by using one sheet of paper

hot coffee thrown in the face
is another tactic to cause burns

hand sanitizer is pure alcohol,
rub it in his eyes and render
him temporary blind

your weapons are all
around you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15061305


you can use a CD or a DVD as a knife

you can use your belt buckle as Nun-Chucks

you can use your watch as brass knuckles

remain calm and just
use your head
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04/25/2012 08:18 PM

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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
Yes I am proficiently trained in unarmed combat to deal with arseholes you use the ARSE principal.
Acceptable behavior-yes or no
Reasonable demand-yes or no
Safe do you feel safe-yes or no
Escape-yes or no.

Four nos means action is required.

Your primary objective is not to be there when violence erupts,if you enter a bar with a bad vibe-leave,if you see 4 guys that look suspect coming towards you cross the street.If you must run away.

Even when you do defend yourself there can be legal ramifications such as a charge of 'excessive force'.

Despite countless hours sparring and doing groundwork I have only had two serious encounters after which you shake like shit and feel a little sick due to the adrenalin dump.I am extremely non-violent but we live in a violent world so you have to know something about self defense.

Why not join a Krag-Maga or other good self defense course OP they'll take you in any condition and hell you might just loose a few pounds get healthier and a lot more self confident in the process.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


Our Aussie friend gives top notch advice. Krav Maga to come up to speed for street fighting far faster than a traditional martial art.

One word of advice I give my martial arts students if approached by a group of bullies: Identify the leader, go after him/her with everything you have. If you can expediently take out the leader, the stoolies usually (but not always) book.

Self confidence is the best defense for avoiding trouble, Dirt bags rarely go after someone who carries themselves well and exudes presence.

Best of luck to you.

Boxing Kitty
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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04/25/2012 08:26 PM
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
against a group?
just take the first one out by a good kick on the knee so it bends the wrong way, second one a throat punch and the rest will immediately back off... against a group one is allowed to get nasty...

but better is not even to get in that situation though.. (says a 6'7 tall kinda guy.. lol)
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04/25/2012 08:29 PM

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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
Yes I am proficiently trained in unarmed combat to deal with arseholes you use the ARSE principal.
Acceptable behavior-yes or no
Reasonable demand-yes or no
Safe do you feel safe-yes or no
Escape-yes or no.

Four nos means action is required.

Your primary objective is not to be there when violence erupts,if you enter a bar with a bad vibe-leave,if you see 4 guys that look suspect coming towards you cross the street.If you must run away.

Even when you do defend yourself there can be legal ramifications such as a charge of 'excessive force'.

Despite countless hours sparring and doing groundwork I have only had two serious encounters after which you shake like shit and feel a little sick due to the adrenalin dump.I am extremely non-violent but we live in a violent world so you have to know something about self defense.

Why not join a Krag-Maga or other good self defense course OP they'll take you in any condition and hell you might just loose a few pounds get healthier and a lot more self confident in the process.
 Quoting: khnum 455005


Our Aussie friend gives top notch advice. Krav Maga to come up to speed for street fighting far faster than a traditional martial art.

One word of advice I give my martial arts students if approached by a group of bullies: Identify the leader, go after him/her with everything you have. If you can expediently take out the leader, the stoolies usually (but not always) book.

Self confidence is the best defense for avoiding trouble, Dirt bags rarely go after someone who carries themselves well and exudes presence.

Best of luck to you.

Boxing Kitty
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I'm 54, have done 8+ recent years of karate (red belt currently) and have completed the basic krav maga course. I plan on doing the advanced course soon.

It's never too late to learn OP. Krav Maga IMO has the best all round street fighting defense techniques. They are easy to learn and with practice becomes second nature.

Here is a taste of one of the Best Krav practitioners in the world.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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04/25/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
You only get gosh oh this is fun or hey k.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15049371


WTF are you on about?
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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
I probably wouldn't stand a chance in a fight, much less getting mugged by a group of thugs.

Perhaps I could fight dirty by going to the eyes, ripping at ears, kicking in the groin, etc.
 Quoting: Quagmire


Jesus Christ, you're getting mugged by a gang and you're worried about fighting dirty???

There is no question you fight dirty, no matter how tough you are, you fight to fuck them up bad, very fucking quickly.

This is not a boxing ring ffs.
This is not some action movie scene.
Forget any bullshit you see getting posted here about how "real men" should fight.

If you have no escape route and you have no choice, they're going to hurt you and you absoulutly have no way out... you fucking go psycho my friend, you lose the goddamn plot.

You hurt them fast and you hurt them bad and then you fucking get your ass out of there.

Can't be a "real man" if you're dead hm?


I'll tell you the truth, anybody who talks shit about "real men" and a "real fight" has never been in one outside of a nice safe ring/gym, and probably not even that in 90% of the fools who are going to post in this thread.

Me, if I have no possible escape route, I just hope my phone and wallet is worth the cost of their eyeballs and never having children (in fact, I'd probably be doing society a favour there).

On the street you fight to end the fight and save your ass, not to make yourself feel like Chuck Norris, not to be a badass or look cool... life is not a movie.

As for carrying self defence weapons, fuck me that list you gave is a bit overboard dude, are you Batman?

YOU GOT KEYS, PENS/PENCILS, LIGHTER? (bet you can't guess what that's good for, look it up).

You got keys, they got balls. You got a pen, they got eyeballs, nice soft necks/faces, you're just as well armed as them.
Let's see them mug you with a sharpened 2b pencil jutting out of their jugular.

Whatever it takes... what's your life worth to you?

You got walls, pavement, concrete and metal all around you, they just want your valuables... you want to live.

Whatever it takes.

You don't need to be strong or trained or even all that tough, you just need to have a greater desire to survive than they do to rob you.

You just be a fucking ANIMAL.

All this goes doubly so if they have a gun, because you are most probably dead... so sell your life dearly, make them regret it for the rest of theirs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15057497


True that as well. There are rules of the ring and rules of the street -- THE STREET HAS NO RULES!!! If cornered, do not worry about which of their body parts you yank.

OBTW, the ears are an excellent choice, especially if you can grab both, yank their face into you rising knee and then twist their head till they hit the ground. Takes practice, practice, practice to do this effectively.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Re: If you had to defend yourself...
if youre losing and if possible - bite his face as hard as you can and dont let go. he will stop and run crying for momma.

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