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I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question

 
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I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Showed up to work wasn't there 5 mins and my boss showed up told me that I had to go to town to take a UA. Thankfully the place was closed by the time I got to town, so now I get to take it tomorrow
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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Showed up to work wasn't there 5 mins and my boss showed up told me that I had to go to town to take a UA. Thankfully the place was closed by the time I got to town, so now I get to take it tomorrow
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What's a UA? A pee test?
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How is taking it tomorrow going to make a bit of difference?
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you must be gay.
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What will you use tomorrow, fake piss or someone elses?
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Showed up to work wasn't there 5 mins and my boss showed up told me that I had to go to town to take a UA. Thankfully the place was closed by the time I got to town, so now I get to take it tomorrow
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What's a UA? A pee test?
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Yes its a pee test
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We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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How is taking it tomorrow going to make a bit of difference?
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I can study for it
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We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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are they going to find anything OP?
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are they going to find anything OP?
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Not tomorrow they won't
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We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
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My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid...
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are they going to find anything OP?
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Not tomorrow they won't
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do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
are they going to find anything OP?
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Not tomorrow they won't
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do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months
 Quoting: 12.21.12


are they going to find anything OP?
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Not tomorrow they won't
 Quoting: patdeez84


do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Just a some pot nothing else
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We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Go in there and tell them you couldn't take a piss but fit about a half a shit in the cup and ask, "Will that work"? They'll pass you and just send you own your way.
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...and OP just happens to use (I assume) his pic for an avatar, probably not knowing that employers and others (ie Facebook) etc, have facial recognition software that can crawl the web. Not smart, not smart at all...
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Go in there and tell them you couldn't take a piss but fit about a half a shit in the cup and ask, "Will that work"? They'll pass you and just send you own your way.
 Quoting: danwa


hahamouse
:sigjosh:

:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid...
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Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you...

cupofjoe
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:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Anybody who doesn't know how to get a clean result within 24 hours from only smoking pot, must be VERY young lol Op knows I can tell.
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sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Anybody who doesn't know how to get a clean result within 24 hours from only smoking pot, must be VERY young lol Op knows I can tell.
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ohyeah
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:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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[link to wiki.answers.com]
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sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks
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LMAO Are you serious?
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Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you...

cupofjoe
 Quoting: patdeez84




Lets examine OP's defintions:

1. House = really means "trailer"

2. Car's = really means barely running, 300K miles, and falling apart...


Then why do you work OP, if your so "well to do"?
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sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money
:sigjosh:

:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
For urine you can mask it, for blood, if they do a draw OP is screwed, same with hair...
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are they going to find anything OP?
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Not tomorrow they won't
 Quoting: patdeez84


do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months
 Quoting: 12.21.12


really ??!!coke stays for 1 week??!!!
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sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks
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I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money
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Spoken like a true wholesome, productive, outstanding American...
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sorry OP , if you smoke pot, you will probably create a ( I got fired today ) thread , pot stays in your system for weeks
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I can pass it as long as I have some notice, and if I don't its not the end of the world I don't even really need the job its just somthing to keep me busy and for pocket money
 Quoting: patdeez84




Of course you can pass it with some notice. I'm sure you know what to do to pass. It just amazes me that some of these people don't know lol
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you must be gay.
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+1
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Re: I almost got fired from my job today.... ask me a question
Here's a clue - save your money and stop getting stoned. Be productive in life, not saddled with the perpetual brain and emotional where-with-all of a ten year old kid...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


Dude I have a house thats paid for 3 cars paid for and no bills, but utilities and your telling me to be more productive with my life how about you...

cupofjoe
 Quoting: patdeez84




Lets examine OP's defintions:

1. House = really means "trailer"

2. Car's = really means barely running, 300K miles, and falling apart...


Then why do you work OP, if your so "well to do"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


I don't live in a trailer its actually a 3 bedroom house, and all my cars have under 200k miles. And the reason I work is so I can stay busy during the day and have pocket money to spend
:sigjosh:

:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson
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are they going to find anything OP?
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Not tomorrow they won't
 Quoting: patdeez84


do you take any drugs , pot stays in your system for a month, cocaine 1 week , alchohol 24 hours, meth 3 months
 Quoting: 12.21.12


really ??!!coke stays for 1 week??!!!
 Quoting: IMAX


depends on usage , one time , 72 hours, regular use about a week or so , drug addict 12 weeks

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For urine you can mask it, for blood, if they do a draw OP is screwed, same with hair...
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Yes if it was a blood test I would be screwed but hair is easier to pass then urine
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:ronswansontax:

We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with. Ron Paul
.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing hes allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them. Ron Swanson

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