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I'm starting an oats company

 
Ineptile
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04/26/2012 12:35 AM
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I'm starting an oats company
Here are some names for my oats company. Choose ONE. Yes, I'm profiling you, and yes, I have a spreadsheet. Don't be a wus.

1) Slyman's Oats

2) Old Organic's Oats

3) Free Organic's Oats

4) Mama's Oats

5) New Earth Oats

6) Light Oats

7) Healthy Way Oats

8) Real Oats

9) Auntie's Oats

10) Uncle Fred's Beef Jerky Oats

11) Prime Oats

12) Lousianna Oats
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Anti NWO Oats

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Fuck GMO Oats

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Screw Monsanto Oats

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Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Family Farmer Suicide Oats

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Monsanto's '3 eyes are better than 2' Oats

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Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 12:45 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
GE 'Glow Green' Oats

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World Bank 'Special' Oats

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Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
'We Rocafella' Oats

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/26/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
GE 'Glow Green' Oats

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World Bank 'Special' Oats

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


Thank you for your interest in oats. However, we have found based upon our prequalification requirements that you are not qualified for participation in our study at this time. Your comments will remain on file for 60 days. Please participate again after the 60 day period.
12.21.12

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04/26/2012 12:50 AM
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#5
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04/26/2012 12:50 AM
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George Soros Oats

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Monsanto WINNING Oats

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And, the finale..

A plain cardboard box labelled as "FOOD"
note: may contain 1000 carcinogens and traces of other nuts

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04/26/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
George Soros Oats

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Monsanto WINNING Oats

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And, the finale..

A plain cardboard box labelled as "FOOD"
note: may contain 1000 carcinogens and traces of other nuts

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


english: you speak it. please refer to our initial reply to your communication. Thank You. Goodbye.
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04/26/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Lynn Rothschild's "why are they occupying?" Oats

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Michelle Obama's 'veggie patch' Oats

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Château Lafite Rothschild Oats

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Buy a Family Farmer a Rickety Stool and Rope Oats

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04/26/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Evelyn's 80th Anniversary Oats

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Field Fresh Peasant Farmed Oats

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We own all the central banks, the governments, and now all of the farming as well, Oats

cruise cruise cruise
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04/26/2012 12:59 AM
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#5
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Thank You. You're input is appreciated!
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04/26/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Evelyn's 80th Anniversary Oats

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Field Fresh Peasant Farmed Oats

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We own all the central banks, the governments, and now all of the farming as well, Oats

cruise cruise cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


Yes, I have deficated in a ceramic receptracle. We appreciate that you have also done the same. However, your input is not relevant to our study. Your comments will be on file for 60 days. Please participate again after the 60 day period has passed.
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Obama's Puppet-o Oats

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Fukushima 'live' Oats

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Military Industrial 'Complex' Oats

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'Fit For A Sheeple' Oats

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Roc Boyz ALCOA Oats (now with 33% more sodium flouride)

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ANHEDONIC

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04/26/2012 01:03 AM

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ILLUMINOATIES

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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04/26/2012 01:04 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
My Sown Oats
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04/26/2012 01:05 AM
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ILLUMINOATIES
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


lolsign
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04/26/2012 01:05 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
GE 'carbon neutral' Oats

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Clinton 'enviro' Oats

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The masses are fucken done for Oats

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04/26/2012 01:06 AM
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ILLUMINOATIES
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


haha good one 1rof1
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/26/2012 01:06 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Obama's Puppet-o Oats

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Fukushima 'live' Oats

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Military Industrial 'Complex' Oats

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'Fit For A Sheeple' Oats

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Roc Boyz ALCOA Oats (now with 33% more sodium flouride)

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


Dear Madam/Sir: Your comments have been logged and will e on file for 60 days. However, at this time, our study is seeking cooperation based upon our stated criteria. You have been disqualified from our study at this time. Your comments will be on file for 60 days. Please participate AFTER the 60 day period has passed.
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04/26/2012 01:09 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
How about Quaker Oats. I have a good idea for a mascot too.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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04/26/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
GE 'carbon neutral' Oats

cruise

Clinton 'enviro' Oats

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The masses are fucken done for Oats

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


Congratulations! Based upon our criteria, you have been selected for further participation in our study! Thank you for your time and participation in our study. You will be personally informed if we decide to choose you for our study.
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 01:12 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Hey OP, your pretend attempts at looking like a computer program are as in deep shit as your Oats company would be if you attempted it

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04/26/2012 01:15 AM
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Gates Foundation 'population sustainable' Oats

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aBiNoRmAl

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04/26/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
ILLUMINOATIES
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rockon
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04/26/2012 01:16 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Hey OP, your pretend attempts at looking like a computer program are as in deep shit as your Oats company would be if you attempted it

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


hey genius: OATS - Occupational Assessment through Shitheads. Have a NICE DAY!!!
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
The ELITES 'We eat strictly Organic while you eat our petrochemical enriched 'thanks BP and Alcoa' Oats

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04/26/2012 01:18 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Hey OP, your pretend attempts at looking like a computer program are as in deep shit as your Oats company would be if you attempted it

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15062807


hey genius: OATS - Occupational Assessment through Shitheads. Have a NICE DAY!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12545400


Did you get your Froot Loops stuck in your nose? cruise
aBiNoRmAl

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04/26/2012 01:19 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
tardios..dumbing down America, one bowl at a time...

Or would it sell better as O'tards?

Last Edited by aBiNoRmAl on 04/26/2012 01:21 AM
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04/26/2012 01:27 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
tardios..dumbing down America, one bowl at a time...

Or would it sell better as O'tards?
 Quoting: aBiNoRmAl


Both are good ;)
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04/26/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: I'm starting an oats company
Jay Z Roca Oats

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