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Shit my pants during a job interview

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/26/2012 02:01 PM
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you dun goof
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04/26/2012 02:05 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
So your interview turned into an outerpooh....so whattomato
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04/26/2012 02:08 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
Forgot your D-pants

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04/26/2012 02:09 PM
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Hell OP, after such an experience, every other interview, ever, should be easy.

Because lets face it, what are the odds of you shitting yourself multiple interviews in a row.
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04/26/2012 02:12 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
Thank you OPie,you made my day man.
I haven't had a uncontrollable laugh in a year.
Sorry about interview.Fuck it.
It's a behind ya now.

Do you have IBS?
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04/26/2012 02:18 PM
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bumpbumpbumpbump
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04/26/2012 02:21 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
My stomach was upset since this morning. The interview was terrible, i was nervous the whole time and i had to explain why i been out of work for almost 10 months. As he was going over my paper work i felt the diarrhea urge come on real quick and strong. I stood up to rush to the mens room but barely made it out his office when a flood of diarrhea exploded out my backside. It flowed down my leg, ruining my pants, my socks, and got all over my shoes as well. It was dripping on to the carpet too. I literally froze for half a minute trying to think of something to say until he looked over and asked me if i was ok, then he looked down and noticed the crap turning my khaki pants a darker shade of brown. All i could say was "i'm sorry, i don't feel too well". Fortunately the offices there had showers and the guy who interviewed me was kind enough to let me borrow his gym outfit to wear home.

This was the most embarassing thing to happen to me, i just want to fucking keel over and die right now. The guy's office probably smells like rotten shit because of me. I'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, but if I do I might decline because i don't want to work there knowing that they saw me shit myself.

Say something to make me feel better bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14517960


Don't write yourself off yet. He's hiring a worker, not an accident.

I was in an interview once and had a Tic Tac in my mouth. Well, I went to talk and the tic tac started to go down my wind pipe, so it was an instant cough, and flying tic tac.

It bounced across the table and on the floor.

I got the job, but then again, I was already hired by the boss, and the HR dept was do it's formal thing.

Post back what happened.
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04/26/2012 02:24 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
Now thats what I call a shitty day!

cruise
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04/26/2012 02:32 PM
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I hope you find a jon soon. Send them an e-mail and say you ate some bad food the night before. They may look past it as this can happen to any one.

I hate to say it, but it is also a very funny story. You should write it down and sell a partial script to a movie. It would make a great scene.
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04/26/2012 02:36 PM
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Can you come to my bosses office and do that in a chair, I will even pay you.
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04/26/2012 02:36 PM
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OH gosh i am tearing here, Wow, Just... Wow you rock dude
cruise
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04/26/2012 02:55 PM
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"If shitting your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis"
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04/26/2012 03:00 PM
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My stomach was upset since this morning. The interview was terrible, i was nervous the whole time and i had to explain why i been out of work for almost 10 months. As he was going over my paper work i felt the diarrhea urge come on real quick and strong. I stood up to rush to the mens room but barely made it out his office when a flood of diarrhea exploded out my backside. It flowed down my leg, ruining my pants, my socks, and got all over my shoes as well. It was dripping on to the carpet too. I literally froze for half a minute trying to think of something to say until he looked over and asked me if i was ok, then he looked down and noticed the crap turning my khaki pants a darker shade of brown. All i could say was "i'm sorry, i don't feel too well". Fortunately the offices there had showers and the guy who interviewed me was kind enough to let me borrow his gym outfit to wear home.

This was the most embarassing thing to happen to me, i just want to fucking keel over and die right now. The guy's office probably smells like rotten shit because of me. I'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, but if I do I might decline because i don't want to work there knowing that they saw me shit myself.

Say something to make me feel better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14517960


You'll get the job for sure! He sounds like the kind of guy that appreciates a really loose anus!
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Be sure to call up that story at the next interview when asked, tell me how you handled a situation where you.......
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04/26/2012 03:02 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
Don't worry, it's a Regis office. NO skin off his back. The maids from Cuba will clean it up tonight.
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04/26/2012 03:02 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
There is a whole website full of stories like this, just hysterical.

[link to shittystories.com]
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04/26/2012 03:04 PM
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Well if you ate a proper healthy diet then you wouldnt have such problems would you..

I NEVER get an upset stomach,, there must be somethign wrong with your lifestyle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575

Did you even read the post? He said he was super nervous, which brings on stomach upset. Let me guess, no one in the UK gets nervous right?norespectcrazy
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04/26/2012 03:07 PM
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Well if you ate a proper healthy diet then you wouldnt have such problems would you..

I NEVER get an upset stomach,, there must be somethign wrong with your lifestyle.
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lol...
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04/26/2012 03:13 PM

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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
If you do not get hired sue them for descrimination!
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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04/26/2012 03:14 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
rofl
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04/26/2012 03:15 PM

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I am 2 Karma points away from pinning THIS SHIT... jsut saying.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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04/26/2012 03:21 PM
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I am 2 Karma points away from pinning THIS SHIT... jsut saying.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


the bong guy pretty much tells me it is fabricated, but then again, I believe nothing I read here...1dunno1dance


but I gave you a karma point any way...lolsign
JLK

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04/26/2012 03:25 PM
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Could be worse you could have been caught jacking off….
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5a
The first thing we've got to do is take out all the lawyers and shoot them down like dogs.
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04/26/2012 03:26 PM

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Pinned. Good story OP.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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04/26/2012 03:27 PM
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Re: Shit my pants during a job interview
We had a woman shit herself at work once, hardly bothered her, she just cleaned herself up, said I've not been well and carried on doing her job. Whilst I never have, I've certaintly had a few near misses. Stomach bugs are really shitty.
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04/26/2012 03:28 PM
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Hole! He SHIT!
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04/26/2012 03:28 PM
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Did you get the job though?
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04/26/2012 03:30 PM

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Did you get the job though?
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He is just waiting for them to finish up the paper work.
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
JLK

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04/26/2012 03:31 PM
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Did you get the job though?
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He is just waiting for them to finish up the paper work.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


LMAO!
The first thing we've got to do is take out all the lawyers and shoot them down like dogs.
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04/26/2012 03:32 PM
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rofl

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