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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15099710 United States 04/26/2012 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My stomach was upset since this morning. The interview was terrible, i was nervous the whole time and i had to explain why i been out of work for almost 10 months. As he was going over my paper work i felt the diarrhea urge come on real quick and strong. I stood up to rush to the mens room but barely made it out his office when a flood of diarrhea exploded out my backside. It flowed down my leg, ruining my pants, my socks, and got all over my shoes as well. It was dripping on to the carpet too. I literally froze for half a minute trying to think of something to say until he looked over and asked me if i was ok, then he looked down and noticed the crap turning my khaki pants a darker shade of brown. All i could say was "i'm sorry, i don't feel too well". Fortunately the offices there had showers and the guy who interviewed me was kind enough to let me borrow his gym outfit to wear home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14517960 This was the most embarassing thing to happen to me, i just want to fucking keel over and die right now. The guy's office probably smells like rotten shit because of me. I'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, but if I do I might decline because i don't want to work there knowing that they saw me shit myself. Say something to make me feel better Don't write yourself off yet. He's hiring a worker, not an accident. I was in an interview once and had a Tic Tac in my mouth. Well, I went to talk and the tic tac started to go down my wind pipe, so it was an instant cough, and flying tic tac. It bounced across the table and on the floor. I got the job, but then again, I was already hired by the boss, and the HR dept was do it's formal thing. Post back what happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7153274 Canada 04/26/2012 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hope you find a jon soon. Send them an e-mail and say you ate some bad food the night before. They may look past it as this can happen to any one. I hate to say it, but it is also a very funny story. You should write it down and sell a partial script to a movie. It would make a great scene. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 300884 Sweden 04/26/2012 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My stomach was upset since this morning. The interview was terrible, i was nervous the whole time and i had to explain why i been out of work for almost 10 months. As he was going over my paper work i felt the diarrhea urge come on real quick and strong. I stood up to rush to the mens room but barely made it out his office when a flood of diarrhea exploded out my backside. It flowed down my leg, ruining my pants, my socks, and got all over my shoes as well. It was dripping on to the carpet too. I literally froze for half a minute trying to think of something to say until he looked over and asked me if i was ok, then he looked down and noticed the crap turning my khaki pants a darker shade of brown. All i could say was "i'm sorry, i don't feel too well". Fortunately the offices there had showers and the guy who interviewed me was kind enough to let me borrow his gym outfit to wear home. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14517960 This was the most embarassing thing to happen to me, i just want to fucking keel over and die right now. The guy's office probably smells like rotten shit because of me. I'm pretty sure i didn't get the job, but if I do I might decline because i don't want to work there knowing that they saw me shit myself. Say something to make me feel better You'll get the job for sure! He sounds like the kind of guy that appreciates a really loose anus! |
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ICON User ID: 10863890 United States 04/26/2012 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well if you ate a proper healthy diet then you wouldnt have such problems would you.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1546575 I NEVER get an upset stomach,, there must be somethign wrong with your lifestyle. Did you even read the post? He said he was super nervous, which brings on stomach upset. Let me guess, no one in the UK gets nervous right? |
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