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Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?

 
gdwk
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Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
239 Doom Days left on the Mayan Calendar.

Where is the Doom?

A 75 Ton Meteor Vaporizes over Nevada.

No Doom.

A M8.6 earthquake hits offshore Sumatra.

No Tsunami.

No Doom.

Fewer M6.0+ earthquakes than last year.

No Doom.

Comet Swan takes a dive into the sun.

No Doom.

sheep

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DOOM CALLED OFF>

2012 started off good with the weird trumpet noises and EQs. Now it has died down and turned into a very boring year.


I have a feeling nothing is going to change for anytime in the near future.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Here is your doom:


Thread: WOW!! Database shows rise in volcanic events in 2011, and an even sharper rise in 2012! Doom on!


Also, not only volcanic activity is way up in 2012, but also the number of fireballs / meteors in the sky is way up in 2012, and also the number of sinkholes all around the world is way up in 2012.


2012 so far shows a rise in the number of meteors, volcanic events, and sinkholes.


Clear signs of doom.
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Here is your doom:


Thread: WOW!! Database shows rise in volcanic events in 2011, and an even sharper rise in 2012! Doom on!


Also, not only volcanic activity is way up in 2012, but also the number of fireballs / meteors in the sky is way up in 2012, and also the number of sinkholes all around the world is way up in 2012.


2012 so far shows a rise in the number of meteors, volcanic events, and sinkholes.


Clear signs of doom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548221


BULLSHIT! Nothing has changed and you know it. 2012tard
gdwk (OP)
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Now 233 Doom Days left on the Mayan Calendar.

Where is Planet X/Nibiru?

It should be closer than Jupiter but more distant
than Mars.

If it is (4) times the size of Earth, it should be
visible using a small telescope.

Some Doomtards say that Planet X/Nibiru is (4) times
larger than Jupiter.

Such a planet would be visible to the unaided eye.

The Doomtards will not be happy when 2012 passes quietly
into 2013.

sheep
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
They had you looking up so much that you've missed the REAL doom, atmospheric doom, as hydrogen sulfide and methane plume from the oceans and seas and lakes. That killed off 90% of Earth once, and it looks bad this time too. Best acquire a backup atmosphere, soon. More info:

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
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Venus=Planet X ?

[link to hem.passagen.se]
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Here is your doom:
Thread: UPDATE - Strange Sounds - TRUMPETS! Coming Events!!!!! London Olympics is the next nearest date!!! A must read!!!

The 6th june is a date also predicted by the mayans, as is 21st december. Read my thread carefully =]
- ? Nus.

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Herman likes No Doom.
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Me too, Herman.

Me too...


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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
meh, never believed in doom. Life will go on, just like every year, nothing changes. You'll get earthquakes, volcano eruptions, but nothing that will cause doom worldwide.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
DOOM CALLED OFF>

2012 started off good with the weird trumpet noises and EQs. Now it has died down and turned into a very boring year.


I have a feeling nothing is going to change for anytime in the near future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 149051


Yep Bible says end of days will come like a thief, nobody can know. now we have gazilions of prophecy, predictions and doom prepers all looking forward to the end of this year, God had to call it off Himself until further notice (that's when He finds a day on which nobody had ever predicted anything).
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Mayan Calendar has no doom

all doom associated with the Mayan Calendar is whitey's fabrication.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
There is no DOOM! The whole end of the world in 2012 is just a bunch of BS to get everybody worked up.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
DOOM CALLED OFF>

2012 started off good with the weird trumpet noises and EQs. Now it has died down and turned into a very boring year.


I have a feeling nothing is going to change for anytime in the near future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 149051


Yep Bible says end of days will come like a thief, nobody can know. now we have gazilions of prophecy, predictions and doom prepers all looking forward to the end of this year, God had to call it off Himself until further notice (that's when He finds a day on which nobody had ever predicted anything).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13530821



That means he's going to have to blowed up this site then.

abomb


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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Once again, atmospheric doom. You can't avoid it, unless you have a backup atmosphere. Lacking that, expect to die by fire, explosion, suffocation, traffic accident (as unconscious or dead drivers hit you), or poison.

This is ongoing. Look at all the dead bodies washing ashore in waterways around the world. What did you think was knocking all the animals dead?

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
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The Mayan date is ominously close to the cashless mark of the beast embedded chip purchasing system and increase in earthquakes as we approach the solar maximum, further evidence that not a single person will be saved that misses the Rapture.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
May 20 is the next important day before all the doom of spring winter
  Enki was the real engineer of the human race. He was the Sumerian god of science, engineering, magic, strategy, music, and lovemaking
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I was hoping the OP and anyone else could read my thread (I posted above, its on my signature also) and answer me if I make a point...

Last Edited by 1908247 on 05/02/2012 10:31 PM
- ? Nus.

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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Once again, atmospheric doom. You can't avoid it, unless you have a backup atmosphere. Lacking that, expect to die by fire, explosion, suffocation, traffic accident (as unconscious or dead drivers hit you), or poison.

This is ongoing. Look at all the dead bodies washing ashore in waterways around the world. What did you think was knocking all the animals dead?

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15244465


bump
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
I believe that anyone that buys into the "mayan doom" needs to be diagnosed with a mental disorder in the American Psychiatric DSM-V edition.
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Mayan Calendar has no doom

all doom associated with the Mayan Calendar is whitey's fabrication.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


This.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Mayan Calendar has no doom

all doom associated with the Mayan Calendar is whitey's fabrication.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


This.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1650738


That's likely true. I think it is simply coincidence that this atmospheric extinction event is wiping us out this year. It actually began more than two decades ago, when a lake belched up some gas and killed 1500 people. That's when NASA started watching our coasts for oceanic plumes, and they've watched like hawks since, oh, 1996 or so.

In any case, though it has nothing to do with Mayans, this ancient extinction event IS here in full force now, and if it does what it did 252 million years ago (the Permian-Triassic extinction event), then around 90% of everything will die off, soonish, maybe within 5 years, including humans.

More info:

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
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I was hoping the OP and anyone else could read my thread (I posted above, its on my signature also) and answer me if I make a point...
 Quoting: 1908247


All apocalyptic predictions are nonsense including
the Bible.

The Harold Campings and the Rapture Cultists in the
world need mental help.

Jesus will not return because he does not exist.

Tacitus a Roman Historian who lived during the 1st
Century wrote only several sentences in his Histories
referring to Crestus not Jesus and prefaced his statements
with the phrase "his deciples said".

Read the book The Jesus Legend.

Nostradamous is a Frootloop who predicted nothing.

His Quatrains are nonsense.

This world will be revolving around the sun for another
several Billion years.

sheep
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
Yep, never took stock in that stuff. I'm a science guy, and science, not predictions, shows that soon our atmosphere will be so corrupted that human life on the surface of the Earth will be impossible without powered respirators and filtered air. Most of us will die from fires, explosions, suffocation, poison, and traffic accidents. Read the full hypothesis and explore the science links, as I have provided many. And watch the march of daily events as the fires and explosions and hazmat incidents grow in number, relentlessly, until we adapt or until we are all dead.

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
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Yep, never took stock in that stuff. I'm a science guy, and science, not predictions, shows that soon our atmosphere will be so corrupted that human life on the surface of the Earth will be impossible without powered respirators and filtered air. Most of us will die from fires, explosions, suffocation, poison, and traffic accidents. Read the full hypothesis and explore the science links, as I have provided many. And watch the march of daily events as the fires and explosions and hazmat incidents grow in number, relentlessly, until we adapt or until we are all dead.

[link to jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15244465


My training is Economics, Industrial Engineering and
Mathematics.

Fires occur every day due to carelessness and neglect.

Our Atmosphere is quite healthy as long as we continue
to keep our Forests Healthy.

The anti-CO2 Frootloops such as Al Gore are a real danger
to our environment because the Food for plants is CO2.

Methane is not a problem because it breaks down into
CO2 and Water.

Sulphur is a problem because it produces Acid Rain which
kills plants.

Coal Companies have solved the problem by removing the
Sulphur to produce clean coal.

I am not pessimistic about the long term health of our
planet.

sheep
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
(230) Doom Days Left on the Mayan Calendar.

Only (1) M5.0+ Earthquake in the last (49) hours.

Where is the Doom?

The Doomtards continue to predict catastrophic Earthquakes.

None have an understanding of the Basic Laws of
Geophysics.

When energy is released by small earthquakes there will
be no energy for large earthquakes.

Earthquake Swarms indicate a release of Energy thus
preventing larger Earthquakes.

For Example California regularly experiences a large
number of small earthquakes.

This prevents larger earthquakes from occurring.

California has not had a major earthquake (M7.0+)
within state Boundaries since 1999.

In 2005 California had an earthquake off-shore of
Northern California near the Gorda Plate which is
subducting under the North American Plate.

This does not affect the Cascadia Subduction Zone
since the Gorda Plate Has broken off from the
Juan de Fuca Plate.

The Juan de Fuca Plate is becoming more like the
San Andreas Fault.

Read the following Article:

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

sheep sheep

Herman and Bertha like No Doom
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(230) Doom Days Left on the Mayan Calendar.

Only (1) M5.0+ Earthquake in the last (49) hours.

Where is the Doom?

The Doomtards continue to predict catastrophic Earthquakes.

None have an understanding of the Basic Laws of
Geophysics.

When energy is released by small earthquakes there will
be no energy for large earthquakes.

Earthquake Swarms indicate a release of Energy thus
preventing larger Earthquakes.

For Example California regularly experiences a large
number of small earthquakes.

This prevents larger earthquakes from occurring.

California has not had a major earthquake (M7.0+)
within state Boundaries since 1999.

In 2005 California had an earthquake off-shore of
Northern California near the Gorda Plate which is
subducting under the North American Plate.

This does not affect the Cascadia Subduction Zone
since the Gorda Plate Has broken off from the
Juan de Fuca Plate.

The Juan de Fuca Plate is becoming more like the
San Andreas Fault.

Read the following Article:

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

sheep sheep

Herman and Bertha like No Doom
 Quoting: gdwk 7272549


Read this

[link to www.sott.net]

the end is not what you think...
Faith of consciousness is freedom-Gurdjieff
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
the doom will happen as predicted on 12-21-12.
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
There will never be any doom, sadly

I am going to laugh my ass off in 2013 to everyone's face, on forums, in bustops as I drive by, everyone

Everyone
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Re: Mayan Calendar - Where is the Doom?
will the event be man-made or supernatural?

there is no doubt a massive event will happen. it has been written... it will be done.
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see what snoop dog says about 2012

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