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The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!

 
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04/28/2012 08:42 PM
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The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!
The might had already taken down 7-year-old would-be terrorists with cerebral palsy and made at least one suspected al-Qaeda operative pump her own breast, so why not go after Atlantic writer 's 79-year-old tiny mother in law? "Okay, I now have definitive proof that al Qaeda has actually won," Goldberg writes, retelling the Rhode Island-to-Washington, D.C. trip his 4'11" mother-in-law was taking. The "proof?" Per Goldberg:

My mother-in-law said, "As far as I know I don't have any anomalies in the crotch area."

The TSA agent told her she would have to go through the scanner again. She demurred, saying she didn't like the machine very much. The agent told her she could opt for a pat-down. My mother-in-law refused to be frisked, figuring, correctly, that "they were going to pat-down my crotch area. I mean, there wasn't an anomaly in the chest area."

So she went through the scanner again. Of course, this time -- one minute later -- the TSA found no "anomalies," and she was free to go.
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04/28/2012 09:01 PM
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Re: The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!
I always take that as a compliment!
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04/28/2012 09:05 PM
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Re: The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!
I opted out of body scanner at Miami Airport and then had to be patted down. The dude did not touch my crotch. He did put his thumbs down the top of may pants and then swabbed his gloves to test for explosives.

I was ok with it but if he had touched my junk I would have dropped him with a knee to the nuts and then a knee to the face.

Uniform or not, no one touches my junk unless I say so.
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04/28/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!
I opted out of body scanner at Miami Airport and then had to be patted down. The dude did not touch my crotch. He did put his thumbs down the top of may pants and then swabbed his gloves to test for explosives.

I was ok with it but if he had touched my junk I would have dropped him with a knee to the nuts and then a knee to the face.

Uniform or not, no one touches my junk unless I say so.
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I also recently opted for the pat down twice.
They were both professional and polite.
It seemed more degrading for them than for me.
I certainly would never do a job like that.
Touching strangers bodies all day? Yuck!
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04/28/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: The TSA agent Say's again, Very Loudly, "There's an anomaly in the crotch area!
how bout that guy the other day that stipped nude in front of the whole crowd...