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Obama: What's The Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? "A Pit Bull is Delicious"

 
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Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
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welp!!...he is just gettin' started...more to come......
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Obama's top dog recipes from the hashtag #ObamaDogRecipes:

Beagles with cream cheese
Pup Tarts
Obama's Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido
Chicken Poodle Soup
Spaghetti and Mutt Balls
Garlic Mashed BOtatoes
Eggs rover easy
Baked A Lassie
Here, Boyardee, here!
Chihuahua Chimichanga
Beagle bites
Roast Beef and Yorshire Terrier Pudding
Melon Collie

Anyone seen a Blue Dog Democrat lately?

Obama is now referring to Romney putting the dog on the roof as Meals on Wheels!
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04/29/2012 06:47 PM
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You are a sick fucker for even trying to compare eating a pig to eating a dog. Take your "context" comments and shove them up your ass.

Why don't you worry about your own country and leave the US to us Americans. Go back to your shithole Canadian shack and eat moose or whatever you dumbshits eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15143984


I live in an apartment and I eat stuff I get at a grocery store. I also know that pigs are at least as intelligent as dogs, and yes, I eat them anyway. If dogs were as easy to factory-raise for food, we would be eating them now. We already factory-raise them for pets, which disgusts me. Three or four generations back, even your ancestors probably ate all kinds of small cute animals we've since adopted as pets. The only difference between you and me is, I'm not a hypocrite about it. I also realize that not every country is in a position to be fashionably picky about their meat sources.

What, you think because I don't have my head up my ass about how most of the world lives, I must live in a shack somewhere? Got myself a T1 in my igloo? Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15009073


You are a sick fuck for even suggesting that we would eat dogs if they could be factory raised. Only the fucking chinks and other asians eat dogs. That is what he is grooming us for. He wants us to tolerate eating dogs because that is what all those sick fuckers in asia do.
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Obama's top dog recipes from the hashtag #ObamaDogRecipes:

Beagles with cream cheese
Pup Tarts
Obama's Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido
Chicken Poodle Soup
Spaghetti and Mutt Balls
Garlic Mashed BOtatoes
Eggs rover easy
Baked A Lassie
Here, Boyardee, here!
Chihuahua Chimichanga
Beagle bites
Roast Beef and Yorshire Terrier Pudding
Melon Collie

Anyone seen a Blue Dog Democrat lately?

Obama is now referring to Romney putting the dog on the roof as Meals on Wheels!
 Quoting: John Donson 7813130


They forgot the obvious.

Hot Dogs... smothered in Schnauzerkraut.
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So how many hockey moms has he eaten?
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That's a very good point. Here is the joke again:

President Obama: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? The pitbull is delicious.

To know the difference in taste between a hockey mom and a pitbull, HE MUST HAVE EATEN BOTH!!!! damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15279941


I'll bet Obama has eaten quite a bit of "sausage," if you now what I mean!
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Obama publicly admitted he is a homosexual 5a
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Obama's top dog recipes from the hashtag #ObamaDogRecipes:

Beagles with cream cheese
Pup Tarts
Obama's Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido
Chicken Poodle Soup
Spaghetti and Mutt Balls
Garlic Mashed BOtatoes
Eggs rover easy
Baked A Lassie
Here, Boyardee, here!
Chihuahua Chimichanga
Beagle bites
Roast Beef and Yorshire Terrier Pudding
Melon Collie

Anyone seen a Blue Dog Democrat lately?

Obama is now referring to Romney putting the dog on the roof as Meals on Wheels!
 Quoting: John Donson 7813130


In the same way that the liberals made us accept and tolerate disgusting queer behavior and lifestyles, now they will try to get us to accept eating dogs. Dogs are quite a delicacy in China, the same China that the politicians sold the US out to.
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You are a sick fucker for even trying to compare eating a pig to eating a dog. Take your "context" comments and shove them up your ass.

Why don't you worry about your own country and leave the US to us Americans. Go back to your shithole Canadian shack and eat moose or whatever you dumbshits eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15143984


I live in an apartment and I eat stuff I get at a grocery store. I also know that pigs are at least as intelligent as dogs, and yes, I eat them anyway. If dogs were as easy to factory-raise for food, we would be eating them now. We already factory-raise them for pets, which disgusts me. Three or four generations back, even your ancestors probably ate all kinds of small cute animals we've since adopted as pets. The only difference between you and me is, I'm not a hypocrite about it. I also realize that not every country is in a position to be fashionably picky about their meat sources.

What, you think because I don't have my head up my ass about how most of the world lives, I must live in a shack somewhere? Got myself a T1 in my igloo? Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15009073


You are a sick fuck for even suggesting that we would eat dogs if they could be factory raised. Only the fucking chinks and other asians eat dogs. That is what he is grooming us for. He wants us to tolerate eating dogs because that is what all those sick fuckers in asia do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15143984


Do you have any idea how incredibly ignorant you sound?

I am surprised you aren't institutionalized yet..

I see straight jackets in your future..

cruise
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Obama publicly admitted he is a homosexual 5a
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No wonder he always ordered "sausage lovers" pizza when he was in college!
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Re: Obama: What's The Difference Between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull? "A Pit Bull is Delicious"
You are a sick fucker for even trying to compare eating a pig to eating a dog. Take your "context" comments and shove them up your ass.

Why don't you worry about your own country and leave the US to us Americans. Go back to your shithole Canadian shack and eat moose or whatever you dumbshits eat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15143984


I live in an apartment and I eat stuff I get at a grocery store. I also know that pigs are at least as intelligent as dogs, and yes, I eat them anyway. If dogs were as easy to factory-raise for food, we would be eating them now. We already factory-raise them for pets, which disgusts me. Three or four generations back, even your ancestors probably ate all kinds of small cute animals we've since adopted as pets. The only difference between you and me is, I'm not a hypocrite about it. I also realize that not every country is in a position to be fashionably picky about their meat sources.

What, you think because I don't have my head up my ass about how most of the world lives, I must live in a shack somewhere? Got myself a T1 in my igloo? Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15009073


You are a sick fuck for even suggesting that we would eat dogs if they could be factory raised. Only the fucking chinks and other asians eat dogs. That is what he is grooming us for. He wants us to tolerate eating dogs because that is what all those sick fuckers in asia do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15143984


Do you have any idea how incredibly ignorant you sound?

I am surprised you aren't institutionalized yet..

I see straight jackets in your future..

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2802495


Sick fuckers like you that tolerate all forms of deviant behavior are the one that need straight-jackets. You should check yourself into a mental institution ASAP. I'm sure there are plenty of people there that have also eaten dogs.
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Wow, he is dumber than I thought...

How the hell does he even manage to read the teleprompter?
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Obama's top dog recipes from the hashtag #ObamaDogRecipes:

Beagles with cream cheese
Pup Tarts
Obama's Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido
Chicken Poodle Soup
Spaghetti and Mutt Balls
Garlic Mashed BOtatoes
Eggs rover easy
Baked A Lassie
Here, Boyardee, here!
Chihuahua Chimichanga
Beagle bites
Roast Beef and Yorshire Terrier Pudding
Melon Collie

Anyone seen a Blue Dog Democrat lately?

Obama is now referring to Romney putting the dog on the roof as Meals on Wheels!
 Quoting: John Donson 7813130


They forgot the obvious.

Hot Dogs... smothered in Schnauzerkraut.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Obama's top dog recipes from the hashtag #ObamaDogRecipes:

Beagles with cream cheese
Pup Tarts
Obama's Indonesian cookbook: Dreams of My Fido
Chicken Poodle Soup
Spaghetti and Mutt Balls
Garlic Mashed BOtatoes
Eggs rover easy
Baked A Lassie
Here, Boyardee, here!
Chihuahua Chimichanga
Beagle bites
Roast Beef and Yorshire Terrier Pudding
Melon Collie

Anyone seen a Blue Dog Democrat lately?

Obama is now referring to Romney putting the dog on the roof as Meals on Wheels!
 Quoting: John Donson 7813130


They forgot the obvious.

Hot Dogs... smothered in Schnauzerkraut.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


German Shepard's pie?
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04/29/2012 07:02 PM
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Wow, he is dumber than I thought...

How the hell does he even manage to read the teleprompter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7889521


I think he is just listening to someone speak the words into his earpiece and he just repeats them. He had the teleprompter rewired so he could watch the latest NCAA basketball games as he gives his speeches. That's the only way they can keep him from falling asleep during his speeches!
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Cheese Great Danish!
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Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR


He never ate any dog, you clown.. It's called making fun of the rumors out against him.. Just like last year when he joked about the birth certificate with Donald Trump in the audience.



You people truly are a sad lot..


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2802495


You really cannot be that stupid...it was all over the news and he admitted to it. You can make excuses now like the others who suck his ass.

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

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Jesus Christ...

Making jokes about eating dogs when he actually did eat dogs?....I cannot think of another President that is more of a total asshole than this guy.
 Quoting: SHR


He never ate any dog, you clown.. It's called making fun of the rumors out against him.. Just like last year when he joked about the birth certificate with Donald Trump in the audience.



You people truly are a sad lot..


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2802495


You really cannot be that stupid...it was all over the news and he admitted to it. You can make excuses now like the others who suck his ass.

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

From "Dreams from my father" by Barak Obama chapter 2.
 Quoting: SHR


Odd that he (Obama) would bring up that a man takes on the powers of the animal he ate. I know that Native American Indians had the belief that a man would absorb the soul of any man he killed. Remember the scene in One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest where the Chief smothers McMurphy? Right before he kills him he says "you're coming with me," meaning that he was taking McMurphy's soul with him.

Is it possible that some of Obama's memoirs are nothing more than fiction like the rest of his media-created life? Did Obama steal a scene from a movie that was uber-popular during Obama's youth?
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Ah, yes, your tears are delicious...more...more tears...

Obama probably jacks it to these threads.

I know if I had the ability to get Republicans foaming at the mouth at the drop of a hat, I'd probably take every opportunity too...

I just imagine you tossing and turning at night"...mrrmrmrhhf...OBAMA!.....no...grhfhfhsmmrmr...turrist​ first bump...mmfffrgrgrgrrr"
 Quoting: CleverMoniker 12168657


Ah, yes, your tears are delicious...more...more tears...

Obama probably jacks it to these threads.

I know if I had the ability to get Republicans foaming at the mouth at the drop of a hat, I'd probably take every opportunity too...

I just imagine you tossing and turning at night"...mrrmrmrhhf...OBAMA!.....no...grhfhfhsmmrmr...turrist​ first bump...mmfffrgrgrgrrr"
 Quoting: CleverMoniker 12168657


I was going to comment on da clever monkeys sad and angry post, but then I saw the Canadian flag and figured, aww, why bother?
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