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I AM ILLUMINATI, URGENT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE Please, Read

 
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I AM ILLUMINATI, URGENT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE Please, Read
URGENT MESSAGE.

Some of you have a problem when it comes to being judged by god.

You say.

"How dare he judge and throw me into a pit of fire for eternity. It just isn't fucking fair. How could an all loving god do that?"


I come here with a message of warning AND RELIEF.

LET YOURSELF BE JUDGED BY GOD. HE WILL AUTOMATICALLY JUDGE YOU INNOCENT.

No ifs ands or buts. HE WILL JUDGE YOU INNOCENT.

Some of you may ask

"Why will he judge me as innocent? Doesn't he go on about the lake of fire and tossing people in there for most of the bible!?"

YES, BUT IT ISN'T HIM THAT TOSSES YOU IN THERE. IT'S YOU!

If you don't have god to judge you, you're automatically going to judge yourself whether you like it or not. You're going to think you did things wrong.

You will say things like

"Oh, I stole 100$ from a good friend once, I'm a shitty person"

And the thought stays in your head whether you like it or not. That guilt can end up sending you to hell.

GOD IS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR OWN GUILT.

GOD IS TRYING TO SAY, "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! JUST LET ME FIX YOU", but many of you won't let him do that for many reasons.

1.Maybe you don't believe
2.Maybe you think you don't deserve it.
3.Maybe you want to keep doing things wrong for now and apologize later.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED JESUS, SO WE CAN BE FREE OF GUILT.


(Side note: yes, the illuminati believe in jesus too. We actually have the advantage of knowing for a fact that he's real.)

Now some of you may ask:

"How is it, that it's not my fault? Are you saying I can murder someone and be completely clean?"

Yes, yes you can.

God is not stupid, if you come to him saying, "I love to murder, I'm going to keep murdering, whether you like it or not. But hooray Jesus!"

You still won't be free.

But if you say to him

""I love to murder, I feel I'm going to keep murdering, whether you like it or not. PLEASE FIX ME"

He's going to fix you.

Alot of us are guilty about shit that isn't actually our fault.


When they say that Satan is a good liar, THEY MEAN IT. He can make you believe fucking anything about yourself.

"You're a murderer"
"You're a thief"
"You're a habitual liar"
"You're a pervert"

And he works slowly. Meticulously, calculating every detail so that you end up believing what he says and playing the part he has assigned for you.\

You could be mother teresa one day, and hitler the next if you let yourself be fooled by satan. HE'S THAT GOOD.



So do you like the idea of going to hell for a lie!? That's right, you can do nothing wrong, and still go to hell.

let me repeat that.

YOU CAN LITERALLY DO NOTHING WRONG, AND GO TO HELL. IT IS POSSIBLE. YOU CAN BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, AND STILL GO TO HELL.

Why?

Because you send yourself there, after believing the lies told to you by the devil.

SO JUST LET GOD JUDGE YOU, do it for your own good.


When people say "Believe in JESUS" what they really mean is "BELIEVE IN WHAT JESUS DID FOR YOU!".

If you do, then you'll have no fear come judgement day because you'll have given yourself a free pass..


IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE....
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I don't believe you
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so,illuminati believe in hell then??thanx for the insight friend.
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Re: I AM ILLUMINATI, URGENT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE Please, Read
GOD IS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR OWN GUILT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3699752


iamwith
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I don't believe you
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That's the bitch of doubt. As we grow older we become alot more skeptical.

but remember.

"And said, Truly I say to you, Except you be converted, and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven."

We just gotta believe. Yes I know, it makes you feel like a dumbass for believing in fairy tales. That's what jesus wants. If he sees you're willing to make yourself look dumb for his sake, he's gonna make the opposite happen, just for lols.
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GOD IS TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR OWN GUILT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3699752


iamwith
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Oh, so I assume you're the only person in the history of earth that doesn't feel guilty about anything he's ever done. Spotless record?
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i don't believes in the illuminati
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Ephesians 2:8
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
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Ephesians 2:8
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13294940


SEE THIS SHIT. IT'S A FUCKING GIFT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS TAKE THE DAMN THING.... JUST FUCKING... TAKE IT..... FUCKING TAKE IT....
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There's a real illuminati facepalming somewhere right now...
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There's a real illuminati facepalming somewhere right now...
 Quoting: skittle hive


let them facepalm all they want, they know who I am, I'm sure they've done it before.
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First thing im gonna do when i upgrade my account is post the beautiful :bsflaghuge: in crap threads like this.

Oh well i guess this will have to do for now.
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my friend, you are rather outspoken for an Illuminatist. The illuminati do not go around proclaiming to be such. It would appear the "satan" you have so well described in your post has deluded you into believing you are what you say you are. Furthermore, the illuminati out there know very well that religion has been used as a way to keep the masses complacent. Let me ask you this...If Pope John Paul II openly admitted (before his death) that there is NO hell, how then, can the illuminati know that it exsists?

I think you need to take a step away from the computer for a bit and do some research...
My friends, we are all living in extraordinary interesting times. The events to come will undoubtedly be some of the most important in our history. Embrace the change to come.

I love you all!
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IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE....




Yes it is fucking simple! You are right! Because it is my own expierience. When you understand, what Jesus really mean, you can conclude very well, that you are innocent. It is the new innocence, that makes you happy, and makes you human again, and makes you better, than you could imagine.
Why?
Because G...d is much "worsee" than you, as you could ever be!
G..d can make you innocent again.
That is beautiful, but something disturbing about G...d father, is it???!
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God isn't a person first of all. Stop personifying creation as if the divine works of reality use simple human attributes such as judgement and forgiveness. That whole religious perspective of god is preposterous and makes you churchtards sound like genuine retards.

The bible is not about true god. Read the damn thing instead of picking lines that suit your agenda and you will see that the socalled god in the bible is a mortal being, not the almighty creator. This is the new millennia it is time to grow up.

Judgement is dished out by yourself and the laws of karma. Just like the law of gravity if you jump off a bridge you will fall. Karma ballances out your spiritual existence through eons of incarnations. Your boy Immanual DeJesus said as much. You guys really need to read some books and quit listening to those quacked out priests and pastors. They are running the business of church, they could give a rat's ass about your salvation. Besides that unless they are preaching about the threat of a 4th riech government then they are cowards and sellouts. Word is born.
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huh?
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God isn't a person first of all. Stop personifying creation as if the divine works of reality use simple human attributes such as judgement and forgiveness. That whole religious perspective of god is preposterous and makes you churchtards sound like genuine retards.

The bible is not about true god. Read the damn thing instead of picking lines that suit your agenda and you will see that the socalled god in the bible is a mortal being, not the almighty creator. This is the new millennia it is time to grow up.

Judgement is dished out by yourself and the laws of karma. Just like the law of gravity if you jump off a bridge you will fall. Karma ballances out your spiritual existence through eons of incarnations. Your boy Immanual DeJesus said as much. You guys really need to read some books and quit listening to those quacked out priests and pastors. They are running the business of church, they could give a rat's ass about your salvation. Besides that unless they are preaching about the threat of a 4th riech government then they are cowards and sellouts. Word is born.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12859541


You on the other hand hold the opposite view. That god is just a robot.

An unthinking, unfeeling karma machine, which he(it) isn't.





GLP