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Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)

 
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:[ I just tried to break my own seal and now my penis wont stop bleeding
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Stop playing with it...
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help it's gushing like budd dwyers face
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Please no one sacrifice their own blood on their own, let the spirits guide you. This what not my doing but theirs. The Feathered Serpent has returned. Rejoice and be glad!
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Has OP gone blind yet?
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Ok... you win the award for most insane post on GLP.
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Don't be so quick jumping to conclusions. This is ritual performed by the Maya. Look it up.
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wthread
I seem to have nightmares while I'm daydreaming.
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Epic OP

And to think, all I had to do was cut my Johnson....


You sir are fucked in the head.
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Epic OP

And to think, all I had to do was cut my Johnson....


You sir are fucked in the head.
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oh come down from it. its disgusting but not so different from any other mortifications of the flesh...but i know you just enjoy sticking your dick into another mans ass, so what am i telling you about stuff.
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Today a Seal was broken as I cut my penis with a razor and drew blood then wrapped a piece of paper around my penis so the blood stained the paper. Then I proceeded to shave off my pubic hair and put the hair inside the blood stained paper. I then proceeded outside and burned the paper, at first the smoke was white but when the flame reached the blood the smoke turned black and the spirit came over me and told me I broke the sacred seal. Be prepared, watch, the moment is nigh.

After this I proceeded inside to meditate, I was given a vision. I'll leave out the small details but I was visited by a very young beautiful African American girl who just stunningly gorgeous so pure. She read me a hand written note about looking for "El Nath" the North Star but she hasn't been able to find it because Venus has been so bright. I then said "that is because Christ's Return" immediately she rubbed the note in my hands as if I was blessing it and then she grabbed my hand as hard as she could and my whole body was vibrating through hyperspace more intense than I have ever felt. Lights were flashing all around me and the only thing I could see was a triangle or a pyramid in my Solar Plexus with an opened eye in the middle. A trumpet began to sound and then it was like the scene in Lion King when they play the Circle of Life and I could sense all these spirits and entities bowing down and acknowledging me. I kept hearing a voice saying "hold on, just hold on, I am all ways here for you, just hold on!" As I began to come back into consciousness and back into my flesh I was told "the seal has been broken, the seal has been broken!"

They did not tell me what seal was this was but for some reason the number 6 has been popping into my head since I began writing this. I do not know if this is the 6th seal or not but this is a very very very sacred tradition that goes back to the Mayans with piercing the penis and wrapping a piece of paper around the penis to stain the paper with blood.
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Actually Mayans used codex but I don't remember if it was paper or banana leaves. And they passed a ROPE through the HOLE in the penis which of course was more painful than your procedure but I guess is valid because the hormonal thing. Somewhere else I was writing the Mayan scrolls called Popul Vuh was just the TRANSLITERATION of Hebrew language. An example in case you speak Spanish or are Mexican or from Guatemala. The expression "hay mantequilla?" in Spanish (is there butter?) sounds like saying "I meant to kill'ya?". That's a transliteration just like when Americans went to Japan for the first time and didn't know how to pronounce "you're welcome" (do itashimashité) after "thanks!" (domo arigato) so they made up the sound "don't touch my moustache" which sounds acceptable if spoken quickly to replace the "do itashimashité". In Hebrew the phonetic "mayah" means a prime numeral, a hundred, multiplicative and hence numerologists in a figurative way and there's no doubt Mayan knew about math!
In Hebrew the word "khuquq" means Lawgiver (Moses) and "el" is highest while "khan" is priest. If you put together the sound in Hebrew KHUQUQELKHAN means lawgiving high priest which is what Moses was and hence no wonder Popul Vuh mentions the passage of the Red Sea opening as seen from the other side.
Quetzalcoatl: the phonetic in Hebrew "kay-tseh" means uttermost frontier, distant shore while "ale" is mighty one, god; "ko-ah" is cutting off and "tale" is strenght. If you gather KAYTSEHAL KOAHTALE (like Quetzalcoatl)it means "man-god, banished to distant shore and Quetzalcoatl was Tolteca king who came from Atlantic Ocean and left as he came on a wizard skiff.
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The jewish people of course removed the skin of the penis' head at the 8th day....
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In that day the protrombine and vitamin K which help the coagulation of blood is higher than any other day so there's not too much bloodshed. Interesting considering in Western civilization it took centuries for physicians to learn the importance of washing their hands with water.
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Maya codices (singular codex) are folding books stemming from the pre-Columbian Maya civilization, written in Maya hieroglyphic script on Mesoamerican bark cloth, made from the inner bark of certain trees, the main being the wild fig tree or Amate (Ficus glabrata). Paper, generally known by the Nahuatl word amatl, was named by the Mayas huun. The folding books are the products of professional scribes working under the patronage of deities such as the Tonsured Maize God and the Howler Monkey Gods. The Maya developed their huun-paper around the 5th century,[1] which is roughly the same time that the codex became predominant over the scroll in the Roman world. However, Mayan paper was more durable and a better writing surface than papyrus.

Popul is supposed to mean "community" and Vuh is said to be paper or book. With Shemitic comparisons it becomes apparent that is the opposite: Popol originally meant "paper" and not community. The original word for "paper" was Paparus which is an Egyptian 9Shemitic) cognate. The English word "paper" is derived from it as is the French and German word "papier" and the Spanish word "papel" which seems to be precisely the same word as is used by the Shemitic speaking Maya. That's why the scholar Ximenez saw the connection. In Hebrew this papyr-rus (papel-rus) was paper or reed and "bow-vow" is befell, fallen so the phonetic popal voe in Hebrew would mean "paper (record) of that which befell (an historical account).
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Here are a few pictures of my temple

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LOL, scream
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It does not matter what was used to draw the blood or what the blood was placed on, the blood of the penis along with the sacred fire or flame is what makes this sacred. Combining of blood and fire (black smoke)
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I'm very interested in your experience, Kukulcan. I hope you don't get in touch with Seven Macaw:
[link to fotolog.terra.com]
Have you mixed mescaline with chocolate (cocoloatl) which after all was imported by Spanish Conquistadores to Europe?
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Confuse me
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I'm very interested in your experience, Kukulcan. I hope you don't get in touch with Seven Macaw:
[link to fotolog.terra.com]
Have you mixed mescaline with chocolate (cocoloatl) which after all was imported by Spanish Conquistadores to Europe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14906827


It would not surprise if a member of GLP is Seven Macaw, especially Scott who claims to be Christ or any of the others who claim to be someone they are not.

I have not mixed those two together
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Did you write a Sigil with the blood?

I can't be certain but I think the original called for a Sigil of sorts to be written on the paper in the penis blood.

Sounds kinda hyperspacey, too, changa?
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Maya codices (singular codex) are folding books stemming from the pre-Columbian Maya civilization, written in Maya hieroglyphic script on Mesoamerican bark cloth, made from the inner bark of certain trees, the main being the wild fig tree or Amate (Ficus glabrata). Paper, generally known by the Nahuatl word amatl, was named by the Mayas huun. The folding books are the products of professional scribes working under the patronage of deities such as the Tonsured Maize God and the Howler Monkey Gods. The Maya developed their huun-paper around the 5th century,[1] which is roughly the same time that the codex became predominant over the scroll in the Roman world. However, Mayan paper was more durable and a better writing surface than papyrus.

Popul is supposed to mean "community" and Vuh is said to be paper or book. With Shemitic comparisons it becomes apparent that is the opposite: Popol originally meant "paper" and not community. The original word for "paper" was Paparus which is an Egyptian 9Shemitic) cognate. The English word "paper" is derived from it as is the French and German word "papier" and the Spanish word "papel" which seems to be precisely the same word as is used by the Shemitic speaking Maya. That's why the scholar Ximenez saw the connection. In Hebrew this papyr-rus (papel-rus) was paper or reed and "bow-vow" is befell, fallen so the phonetic popal voe in Hebrew would mean "paper (record) of that which befell (an historical account).
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Are you by chance a Mormon?
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Did you write a Sigil with the blood?

I can't be certain but I think the original called for a Sigil of sorts to be written on the paper in the penis blood.

Sounds kinda hyperspacey, too, changa?
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It was a small amount of blood as I more pierced the skin not a deep cut.
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Do they let you out of that room and if yes, why?
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I think you lost too much blood.
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Here's a picture of me without my beard with quarterback Andy Dalton of the Bengals. I'm on the left

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I believe in you, dear leader!
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Thank you OP! blwkss
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I believe in you, dear leader!
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The Great Cycle will soon end, May 20th is a very important day with the Eclipse. Sabali my dear friend Sabali. We have waited around 26,500 years for this cycle to end and the new cycle to begin. We are approaching the return of the beginning. Transit of Venus in early June is also a very important event. I do not know the exact time everything will come together (zero point) but it is soon. Sabali my friends Sabali
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This is not about me it is about all of us, the GLORY IS OURS FOREVER AND FOREVER. I am just a piece of the grand puzzle. Everyone plays a vital role in the Master Plan.
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He's a ginger, that explains it. LOL, j/k

Some of us aren't gonna make it this pass around.
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not to sound facetious but we are always 26000 years away from the last grand cycle

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not to sound facetious but we are always 26000 years away from the last grand cycle

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Lol. Ya, and why is it always out just past Jupiter?
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You are doomed! whatever

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