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Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)

 
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Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
Today a Seal was broken as I cut my penis with a razor and drew blood then wrapped a piece of paper around my penis so the blood stained the paper. Then I proceeded to shave off my pubic hair and put the hair inside the blood stained paper. I then proceeded outside and burned the paper, at first the smoke was white but when the flame reached the blood the smoke turned black and the spirit came over me and told me I broke the sacred seal. Be prepared, watch, the moment is nigh.

After this I proceeded inside to meditate, I was given a vision. I'll leave out the small details but I was visited by a very young beautiful African American girl who just stunningly gorgeous so pure. She read me a hand written note about looking for "El Nath" the North Star but she hasn't been able to find it because Venus has been so bright. I then said "that is because Christ's Return" immediately she rubbed the note in my hands as if I was blessing it and then she grabbed my hand as hard as she could and my whole body was vibrating through hyperspace more intense than I have ever felt. Lights were flashing all around me and the only thing I could see was a triangle or a pyramid in my Solar Plexus with an opened eye in the middle. A trumpet began to sound and then it was like the scene in Lion King when they play the Circle of Life and I could sense all these spirits and entities bowing down and acknowledging me. I kept hearing a voice saying "hold on, just hold on, I am all ways here for you, just hold on!" As I began to come back into consciousness and back into my flesh I was told "the seal has been broken, the seal has been broken!"

They did not tell me what seal was this was but for some reason the number 6 has been popping into my head since I began writing this. I do not know if this is the 6th seal or not but this is a very very very sacred tradition that goes back to the Mayans with piercing the penis and wrapping a piece of paper around the penis to stain the paper with blood.
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I forgot to log in under my user name...
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wtf
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Dude wtf
Pull me from the gallows
of this fiber-optic nation
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wakeup
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wtf
 Quoting: Swinburnian


I'll see that and raise you a...wtf
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There was no pain involved for my ancestors and angels guided me the whole time for this is the Will of my Father in Heaven.
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Re: Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
Ok... you win the award for most insane post on GLP.
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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Meds they are your friend...take them
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crazy
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Freak!
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cruise
This time I feel lost in a world so cold and lonely. This time I feel broke and if I left no one would even know me ...
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Here are a few pictures of my temple

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well ill be damned your the real shit

an ancient mayan
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Re: Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
I do this all the time. It's so amazing. Evryone should do this, like once, my parents walked in while i was slicing up my nob.... Mum said she'd save me some used tampons...


Wtf are you on dude?

I may be fucked in the head sometimes... But wow... Atleast you have provided some entertainment.... Lol..

Peace, take care of yourself, because sounds like you havn't discovered dmt or just way beyond hallucinative drugs
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meds
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Re: Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
Acalanatha.

You prayed on the immovable. Welcome to the longest dick of the law.
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Ok dokie …lets break this one down…


Today a Seal was broken as I cut my penis with a razor and drew blood then wrapped a piece of paper around my penis so the blood stained the paper. Then I proceeded to shave off my pubic hair and put the hair inside the blood stained paper. I then proceeded outside and burned the paper, at first the smoke was white but when the flame reached the blood the smoke turned black and the spirit came over me and told me I broke the sacred seal. Be prepared, watch, the moment is nigh.

After this I proceeded inside to meditate, I was given a vision. I'll leave out the small details but I was visited by a very young beautiful African American girl who just stunningly gorgeous so pure. She read me a hand written note about looking for "El Nath" the North Star but she hasn't been able to find it because Venus has been so bright. I then said "that is because Christ's Return" immediately she rubbed the note in my hands as if I was blessing it and then she grabbed my hand as hard as she could and my whole body was vibrating through hyperspace more intense than I have ever felt. Lights were flashing all around me and the only thing I could see was a triangle or a pyramid in my Solar Plexus with an opened eye in the middle. A trumpet began to sound and then it was like the scene in Lion King when they play the Circle of Life and I could sense all these spirits and entities bowing down and acknowledging me. I kept hearing a voice saying "hold on, just hold on, I am all ways here for you, just hold on!" As I began to come back into consciousness and back into my flesh I was told "the seal has been broken, the seal has been broken!"

They did not tell me what seal was this was but for some reason the number 6 has been popping into my head since I began writing this. I do not know if this is the 6th seal or not but this is a very very very sacred tradition that goes back to the Mayans with piercing the penis and wrapping a piece of paper around the penis to stain the paper with blood.

Look like OP wants his PP in a hot black chick while shaving his pubes and have a more intese BIG O……. but at the same time OP wants a Myan with a pierced PP to watch in the courner

Hey what the hell…who is to say my fetishes are any better norespect

Last Edited by YaRight on 04/30/2012 03:44 PM
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The blood circulates pretty fast.
"It can very based on many factors such as how much activity you are currently doing, how large your body is,how strong your heart is ranging from a diseased heart to and olypic athletes heart. there are too many factors to give an exact answer but if you want an estimate i would say 20-50seconds from what ive researched."
Quoted here.
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With that in mind,, maybe it was asshole blood.
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Branding your dick is also anazing btw
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I did not do this for myself but rather for ALL. May my light fill all hearts and bless all beyond all imagination! The kingdom of Heaven will soon be upon us! Do not criticize what ye do not understand. Forgive them for they too can reach my level of being.
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That's nothing. The South Americans used to cut a hole straight through their dicks and run a cloth through it then read omens in the blood. How's that shit?
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Has to be the weirdest thing I have seen here and the pictures just plain gross.Get some help op
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There was no pain involved for my ancestors and angels guided me the whole time for this is the Will of my Father in Heaven.
 Quoting: Kukulkan


NO.

You are a young man of European heritage, and we have our own primal ancestral divinities: Woden, Tyr, Thor, Frigga, Freya, and company.

None of them endorsed self-mutilation.

And I seriously doubt that your ancestors look kindly upon the multiple ways you are deluding yourself with self-mutilation, adoring the gods of an entirely different people (the Mayans), and then screwing it all up with some kind of Semetic Judeo-Christian uber-divinity ('Christ' and 'Father in Heaven').

Our "angels" are known as Valkyries, and they come to those who die upon the plain of battle, or in the service of the kinfolk -- Not to guys who slice up their genitals.

Valkyries look like our women. Robust and fair. Not some "African American" girl you fantasise about.

Plus drugs. I have little doubt but that you are using hallucinogens.

Yes, we too have our own ethnic history of entheogens (hallucinogens), used by shamans, for healing, intuition, and the good of the extended community..

But you are no Shaman, son.

Get your head screwed on straight.

Put down the knife, put down the drugs.

Study our own Euro-heritage, and make your/ our ancestors truly proud of you.

Leave other peoples' culture to them. It is not ours.

Our Euroheritage is rich and wild. Learn it!


Last Edited by goodmockingbird on 04/30/2012 04:01 PM
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That's nothing. The South Americans used to cut a hole straight through their dicks and run a cloth through it then read omens in the blood. How's that shit?
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Mayans of central America, not south.

But yes, you are correct. And they used a stingray spine.
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fucking freak.
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Re: Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
:[ I just tried to break my own seal and now my penis wont stop bleeding
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Confuse me
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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I have had many names since before the beginning of creation. My true name which the angels call me in Heaven is "Ea Enki Aywa" I did not choose but was chosen because of my purity. I am here to bring truth to a world filled with lies.
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:[ I just tried to break my own seal and now my penis wont stop bleeding
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Stop playing with it...
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Re: Burning of Penis Blood Stained Paper (Seal Broken 4/30/12)
Normally, I'd make some sort of joke, but this is just plain creepy.





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