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David Wilcock's New scam: "The Order of the Ascended Testicles"

 
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David Wilcock's New scam: "The Order of the Ascended Testicles"
He is charging $99 for his bullshit membership!

[link to divinecosmos.com]

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CHARACTER ASSASSINATION THREAD
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LOL if you click on the preview you can hear him singing his $99 songs!

and don't forget to pay for the Convergence: July 20 - 22, 2012 ( $295.00 ) ! lol
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Don't get "Cocked!"
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The only reason he has "Ascended Testicles" is because he's been sacked by everyone he's ripped off. nutkick
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The only reason he has "Ascended Testicles" is because he's been sacked by everyone he's ripped off. nutkick
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cruise
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
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get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12276109


get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
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Another Wilcockian zombie!
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12276109


get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
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Another Wilcockian zombie!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12276109


no Im just tired of libtard freeloaders bitching about people making money.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
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get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
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Another Wilcockian zombie!
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no Im just tired of libtard freeloaders bitching about people making money.
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Says the guy worshipping the ultimate freeloader David Fraudcock!
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any schmuck who buys into will-take-the-cock isn't worth the skin they're in
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any schmuck who buys into will-take-the-cock isn't worth the skin they're in
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clappa
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get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
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Another Wilcockian zombie!
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no Im just tired of libtard freeloaders bitching about people making money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14750640


Says the guy worshipping the ultimate freeloader David Fraudcock!
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he's a job creator and deserves a tax cut.
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12276109


get a job

pay taxes

and STFU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14750640


Another Wilcockian zombie!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12276109


Nah, it's Willcock himself. He's always trolling threads on here, trying to pick up info for his next big idea.
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LOL he's a recording artist?

listening to him belt out some wack song makes me cross my fingers that the evil brown hats get to him before they are all arrested and sent to uranus by the white hat army to are coalescing their power and ready to strike any day


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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LOL he's a recording artist?

listening to him belt out some wack song makes me cross my fingers that the evil brown hats get to him before they are all arrested and sent to uranus by the white hat army to are coalescing their power and ready to strike any day


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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LOL^^

Thread: New ager warning, David Wilcock refusing all refunds, don't get "cocked"

Many new agers get enchanted by stories told by David wilcock where he claims to be the reincarnation of many famous people. They pay for psychic readings, told that they too were famous people. Then they wake up to the scam, realizing Wilcock is full of it. By that time it's too late, they've been "cocked" by wilcock. They discover the no refunds policy.

Anyone who's followed wilcock for long knows all about his "ascension 2000" fail and how none of the Y2K meltdown occured that Wilcock predicted. That shut him up for a while because just before that he had moved to Virginia Beach trying his claim to fame by riding the coat-tails of the Edgar Cayce foundation until they kicked him out.

Then he moved up to Kentucky where Carla Rueckert was channeling Ra and the "Law of One" books, ( [link to www.scribd.com] and decided he could channel Ra, too. Never mind the fact that the original Ra channelings said specifically that RA could NEVER speak through anyone but Carla. Then Carla threw him out and I thought we'd seen the last of him, but he just keeps popping up like a bad hair day.

So he wrote a couple of books, but no publisher would touch them, and he finally just put them on his site. Then he hooked up with Wynn Free and convinced him he was Edgar Cayce, because he knew that Wynn could get published. After that book flopped he started doing "dream readings" thru his website. Only problem was, he was so bad at it that everybody was asking for a refund; that's why he now has a strict no-refund policy. So after that nobody would pay him for his terrible work and he had to quit.

Then he hooked up with ET researcher and author Scott Mandelker; toured with him a bit; did some shows with Art Bell and Wilcock thought he'd made the big time. Trouble is that Scott got wise to Wilcock and kicked him to the curb...

And so it goes... everyone he's ever worked with has thrown him out, but he keeps trying to con new people, and unfortunately people who are searching are too easily conned, and DW has discovered and exploited this.





David Wilcock is a psuedo guru, charlatan and rampant fucking idiot. This dude claims to be Edgar Cayce, Shakespeare and Pythagoras amongst many, many others. Noteably only famous people though lol. He puts out a bunch of 2012 bullshit on the web and basically takes you for a nice confusing, long winded ride, at your expense
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What do you believe happens when we die?
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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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cruise
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Thread: The Man, The Lies, The Cock, David Shillcock -- Don't get 'cocked'

DON'T GET COCKED!

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What do you believe happens when we die?
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I'm sure David Fraudcock has a nice $274.95 a month subscription for you!
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What do you believe happens when we die?
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People pick up where they left off in a pre-spirit education course on seven semi-material worlds, afterwards fuzing with their personal God fragment and becoming divine beings. Then there is the 200 million year ascension journey to Paradise where complete comprehension of the Trinity is attained (in the order of God the Spirit, God the Son and finally God the Father). Then these perfect beings return to their galaxy of origin and perform various tasks under the Creator's will for the benefit of the Whole. This is a very simplified version of what will occur for the average human.
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What do you believe happens when we die?
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People pick up where they left off in a pre-spirit education course on seven semi-material worlds, afterwards fuzing with their personal God fragment and becoming divine beings. Then there is the 200 million year ascension journey to Paradise where complete comprehension of the Trinity is attained (in the order of God the Spirit, God the Son and finally God the Father). Then these perfect beings return to their galaxy of origin and perform various tasks under the Creator's will for the benefit of the Whole. This is a very simplified version of what will occur for the average human.
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How much did Wilcock charge you for that "spiritual knowledge"?
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ahh bucky balls.
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ahh bucky balls.
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Oh, David, you're here already? I thought I smelled a troll.
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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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Extra $4.99 for future life reading
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What do you believe happens when we die?
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People pick up where they left off in a pre-spirit education course on seven semi-material worlds, afterwards fuzing with their personal God fragment and becoming divine beings. Then there is the 200 million year ascension journey to Paradise where complete comprehension of the Trinity is attained (in the order of God the Spirit, God the Son and finally God the Father). Then these perfect beings return to their galaxy of origin and perform various tasks under the Creator's will for the benefit of the Whole. This is a very simplified version of what will occur for the average human.
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200 million years is 2 seconds