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David Wilcock's New scam: "The Order of the Ascended Testicles"

 
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Oh, David, you're here already? I thought I smelled a troll.
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lmao lol
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05/02/2012 05:32 AM
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ahh bucky balls.
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Ya, I just busted that nut wide open.
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ahh bucky balls.
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angryface
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Ya, I just busted that nut wide open.
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You should join Wilcock's Order of the Ascended Testicles then!

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05/02/2012 09:35 AM
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lol 2 people talking to each other = thread
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08/23/2012 01:52 PM
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Where can I sign up to join?
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David Wilcock's

Da- Vid will Cock

Da (yes) Vid (drink) Will (willingly ) A Cock !

Translated to plain English ....

"Cocksucker"

One who Sucks feathers out of male chickens ! lol

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08/23/2012 02:23 PM
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David Wilcock's

Da- Vid will Cock

Da (yes) Vid (drink) Will (willingly ) A Cock !

Translated to plain English ....

"Cocksucker"

One who Sucks feathers out of male chickens ! lol

baffle
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Obviously you aren't a Fanboy
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08/25/2012 08:36 PM
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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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cruise
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What Is My Purpose?
[link to divinecosmos.com]
"If you are wondering whether your life has a Purpose, and if so, what your highest and best spiritual Purpose might be, then this is the MP3 series for you! Davidís original deep-trance psychedelic music plays throughout the 22-minute introduction and the 45-minute reading from Ra."

i'll find my life's purpose if i listen to that lol
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08/25/2012 08:51 PM
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[link to divinecosmos.com]
"Your donations to Divine Cosmos help David continue his research. Any donation amount is greatly appreciated."

A little further down from that ...

"Donation of $5000 to Divine Cosmos"

hey, forehead buffing and hair care products aren't cheap, y'know
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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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cruise
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What Is My Purpose?
[link to divinecosmos.com]
"If you are wondering whether your life has a Purpose, and if so, what your highest and best spiritual Purpose might be, then this is the MP3 series for you! Davidís original deep-trance psychedelic music plays throughout the 22-minute introduction and the 45-minute reading from Ra."

i'll find my life's purpose if i listen to that lol
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EVIDENCE OF WILCOCK'S SHAMELESS BULLSHIT:

HERE HE IS "CHANNELING RA"... SORRY, RA SAYS NO REFUNDS!


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Youtube comments:

"I am literally rendered speechless by the level of sheer bullshit that this man puts out into the world. If he is not a troll, holy mother of fuck this man better be insane, for if not he is genuinely evil, for exploiting the gullible."

flanowar 3 months ago

"yea because ra would use an analogy about "searching for your car keys" and "living in a collapsible box" right? david wilcock is a faggggggggg"

facegreg87 1 week ago

"Ra' has an american accent! What a lot of rubbish"

clydefav 3 months ago

"Awww man, what utter bullshit this is!!!

David, i am a conspiracy theorist of the highest order, and i do not for one second believe this bullshit is channeled!

It's a shame that so many naive people believe the rubbish that you tout, to the extent that they even pay you for it!!!

You unscrupulous bell-end!"

sidders2 4 months ago
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 Quoting: David Wilcock is a FRAUD 26704704
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[link to divinecosmos.com]
"Your donations to Divine Cosmos help David continue his research. Any donation amount is greatly appreciated."

A little further down from that ...

"Donation of $5000 to Divine Cosmos"

hey, forehead buffing and hair care products aren't cheap, y'know
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11/05/2012 06:08 AM
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CHARACTER ASSASSINATION THREAD
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cruise
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/05/2012 06:09 AM
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CHARACTER ASSASSINATION THREAD
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Don't get "Cocked!"
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lmaolmaolmao
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The only reason he has "Ascended Testicles" is because he's been sacked by everyone he's ripped off. nutkick
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1rof1
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Don't make the 'Cock angry, go back to his Ascended Testicle worshipping sermons!
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LOL!!!
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any schmuck who buys into will-take-the-cock isn't worth the skin they're in
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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11/05/2012 06:11 AM
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I love Wilcock threads for all the GLPers rips on his name.

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Getting to know your life's purpose for $17.99 is a great deal, don't you think?
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lol
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At least Wilcock has a job and is a creative entrepreneur, which is more then we can say for most of you freeloaders.
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Oh, David, you're here already? I thought I smelled a troll.
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LOL
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11/05/2012 06:14 AM
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David Wilcock's

Da- Vid will Cock

Da (yes) Vid (drink) Will (willingly ) A Cock !

Translated to plain English ....

"Cocksucker"

One who Sucks feathers out of male chickens ! lol

baffle
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
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[link to divinecosmos.com]
"Your donations to Divine Cosmos help David continue his research. Any donation amount is greatly appreciated."

A little further down from that ...

"Donation of $5000 to Divine Cosmos"

hey, forehead buffing and hair care products aren't cheap, y'know
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15672058


lolatulolsignlaughrofllmaolol1rof1cruise
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I love Wilcock threads for all the GLPers rips on his name.

cruise
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Me, too!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Gayvid Swillscock....(glug! glug! glug!)
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David Wilsuckcock, the ass-ended (rump) master.
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David Drillscock
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11/05/2012 12:00 PM
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I love Wilcock threads for all the GLPers rips on his name.

cruise
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Me, too!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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clappa
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NEW-AGER WARNING:

Thread: "If he isn't a Troll, HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK this man better be insane" (David Wilcock)
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bump
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God, I love Shillcock threads!!!!
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Hahaha!!!


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