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BREAKING: TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!

 
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I'm laughing my ass away with that kind of threadcruise

You Americans are probably the most naive population alive, going on with extreme security measures costing billions of dollar all that to protect yourselves from your own CIA and Mossad buddies!

Save some cash and stop that non sense because if the CIA&MOSSAD decide to do something again they will have the approval since they are part of your security.

Did you ever question yourself that if all that was really a muslim terrorist threat then why in hell after all those years not even one attempt to set a garbage bin on fire!

Wake up or accept the anal intrusion in your holy body!
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When I posted about the butthole bomb i was even banned !

WELL ..

Have a toast to that ! I was right !

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sh#t now they ll have to rake over our butt h0les.
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I would like to volunteer for the vagina inspectors position.
Please. I would also be interested in the cleavage inspectors position as well.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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the only way off this island i live on is an airplane.
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

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Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
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DO NOT COMPLY YOU FTARDS
DO NOT COMPLY
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Another in an endless continuum of mindfucks. And the same old responses. This requires a rant. Sorry.

"They" push, we whine, and eventually submit. Oh, look somebody's standing up for the little g...damn, he just got shot down. They push, we submit.
Go back in time. Every time "they" did something we didn't like, we whined, and then submission. Wow, somebody's questioning the government! They must be a conspiracy nut! Push some more. Whine some more. Submit.
Since 9/11, big bro has been like a steamroller over a house of cards. We talk, debate, and whine on forums all over the Internet, and "they" monitor our words, and continue to get "their" way. Again and again.
There has been no victory on the behalf of those who wish America to return to a better time. It isn't being allowed. What can you or I do about it? Vote? Protest? Blog til the fingers turn blue? Has that shit ever worked to great avail?
What more can be done than merely "getting the word out" to those who might not be aware?
I'm fresh out of answers. If there was any sign of an overwhelming mounting desire in the people of America to get serious about the cancer on the Hill and the House, I might come up with something. I just don't feel it.
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Somewhere in the FINE PRINT of your airline ticket
people are actually GIVING PERMISSION for the TSA
to own and examine every orifice on their body.

What to do? STOP FLYING! Write the airlines and tell
them that you are no longer going to fly their
airline until they opt out of the TSA progrom.
It is about control and humiliation of the populace
so they can soften you up for the long lines they
want you to stand in to be "processed".

I stopped flying the day after the TSA moved into
airports. This latest round of suggestions on how
to degrade our sovereignty and dignity may be the
one that gets people to realize that they are being
led to slaughter. Its by design, and it will take
an overwhelming number of empty seats to get their
attention. For now, just remember, you are giving
the TSA permission to violate you and your constitutional
rights.

Me, my ass is one way and I do not intend to turn
it into a two-way for anyone...
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05/02/2012 09:01 PM
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bsflag Deceptive title. While I don't doubt they're headed that direction, the article doesn't say any new procedures are being implemented.
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And what do you think "Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threat" would entail?
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Well it's not going to entail a TSA agent sticking a finger up your butt. Unless of course that's what you want.

I'm sure they can turn the power up a bit on those scanners to get an internal shot.
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05/02/2012 09:03 PM
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You are all missing the point that THE TERROR THREAT IS FAKE. All of these terrorists are creations of the intel agencies totally controlled and manipulated.
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Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. And it bears repeating.
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05/02/2012 09:18 PM
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Time to eat lots of beans
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05/02/2012 09:19 PM
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I'm laughing my ass away with that kind of threadcruise

You Americans are probably the most naive population alive, going on with extreme security measures costing billions of dollar all that to protect yourselves from your own CIA and Mossad buddies!

Save some cash and stop that non sense because if the CIA&MOSSAD decide to do something again they will have the approval since they are part of your security.

Did you ever question yourself that if all that was really a muslim terrorist threat then why in hell after all those years not even one attempt to set a garbage bin on fire!

Wake up or accept the anal intrusion in your holy body!
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clappa


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05/02/2012 09:25 PM
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Oh yeah, that's hot. Finally I'm going to get some!
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05/02/2012 09:27 PM
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I'm laughing my ass away with that kind of threadcruise

You Americans are probably the most naive population alive, going on with extreme security measures costing billions of dollar all that to protect yourselves from your own CIA and Mossad buddies!

Save some cash and stop that non sense because if the CIA&MOSSAD decide to do something again they will have the approval since they are part of your security.

Did you ever question yourself that if all that was really a muslim terrorist threat then why in hell after all those years not even one attempt to set a garbage bin on fire!

Wake up or accept the anal intrusion in your holy body!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10907718


the America is capitalism to the max.

a few defense contractors and their military buddies using scare tactics literally created multi billon dollar domestic and international market at no cost (well a few actors is all they needed) it's all about fuckin money NOTHING else.

no the soldiers are never protecting our freedom, they are providing financial freedom for the War Inc.
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05/02/2012 09:29 PM
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My boss flies every 10 days. I would love nothing more for him to anally probed over and over and over.
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Can you imagine some towlhead with sparks flying out his ass rocketing down the isle smashing his towely head into the pilot bulkhead when his bomb lights off as a slow burn instead of a quick bang? Remember the shoe bomber fizzled when he made his attempt.s226
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Any of you who honestly believes that the terrorist threat is real when it hasn't happened in yrs now and now we have uncovered evidence that the FBI is involved in breaking up their own terrorists covert actions just to make it seem more like they're doing their jobs! C'mon! Thank God I don't fly. I'd have to pull a Michael Myers on someone's ass if they even thought about putting their hands on me. They'd have me locked up in a mental asylum by the time it was all over. But I damn sure wouldn't have anymore trouble with people touching me all the fucking time. They'd think I was demonically possessed by the time it was all over. lol!

I can't believe how scared all of you are and yet you still believe this shit. It's fake! But keep thinking you're staying safe and keep bending over. You people are not Americans. True Americans would never put up with this shit and the only reason you do is becuase you're afraid and you know it. If you don't stand up for your rights, then you don't deserve them, cowards!
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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Idiotic logic
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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9/11 inside job. The terrorists are running the government. End of story.

Nobody can deny these facts.
I can say what I want to,
even if I'm not serious.
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My boss flies every 10 days. I would love nothing more for him to anally probed over and over and over.
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my uncle said airport will sell ticket for observing TSA action, better than pay per view guaranteed

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It looks to mr chertoff is gonna make a whole lot of money now selling body scanners to all those European and middle eastern countries.
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I'm laughing my ass away with that kind of threadcruise

You Americans are probably the most naive population alive, going on with extreme security measures costing billions of dollar all that to protect yourselves from your own CIA and Mossad buddies!

Save some cash and stop that non sense because if the CIA&MOSSAD decide to do something again they will have the approval since they are part of your security.

Did you ever question yourself that if all that was really a muslim terrorist threat then why in hell after all those years not even one attempt to set a garbage bin on fire!

Wake up or accept the anal intrusion in your holy body!
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you just made me realize something. all this talk about the elites wanting to reduce the world population to something like 500 million... maybe the plan is to get americans so pissed off that when the next false flag is dropped, they'll willingly go along with genociding the rest of the planet. think about it, all we really need are the world's resources. the people, not so much. maybe a few Juan Valdezes for our coffee beans, but we'll have robots for that soon enough, too.
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Just remember- Southpark called it first...
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what kind of peverted bs? That's crossing the line...that is it.
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i herd Mexican travelers are smuggling lines of cocaine through the urethra.

I think we need to double check this.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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We HAVE to fly to sell our products - I hate it. I fly 3000 miles a month - it sucks.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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Bingo!!

clappa
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Does the article actually say: "TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!"???
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
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al Qaeda's not real...bsflag
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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clappaclappa
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Does the article actually say: "TSA soon to examine rectums and vaginas!"???
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a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.


implied. God forbid theres some kind of reside from something else in someones ass afro

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