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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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not all people , some of us have family not living in this country....
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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not all people , some of us have family not living in this country....
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Get out now while you still can.
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Another in an endless continuum of mindfucks. And the same old responses. This requires a rant. Sorry.

"They" push, we whine, and eventually submit. Oh, look somebody's standing up for the little g...damn, he just got shot down. They push, we submit.
Go back in time. Every time "they" did something we didn't like, we whined, and then submission. Wow, somebody's questioning the government! They must be a conspiracy nut! Push some more. Whine some more. Submit.
Since 9/11, big bro has been like a steamroller over a house of cards. We talk, debate, and whine on forums all over the Internet, and "they" monitor our words, and continue to get "their" way. Again and again.
There has been no victory on the behalf of those who wish America to return to a better time. It isn't being allowed. What can you or I do about it? Vote? Protest? Blog til the fingers turn blue? Has that shit ever worked to great avail?
What more can be done than merely "getting the word out" to those who might not be aware?
I'm fresh out of answers. If there was any sign of an overwhelming mounting desire in the people of America to get serious about the cancer on the Hill and the House, I might come up with something. I just don't feel it.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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not all people , some of us have family not living in this country....
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just use facebook. ;-)
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You know what? I'd rather have my ass blown up by a terrorist than to have my ass probed for explosives every freakin' time I want to go somewhere!

Giving up our freedom to protect ourselves from an occasional attack? Are we not the "Land of the FREE, home of the BRAVE" anymore???

You cowards talking about making a choice to fly... how long before this is required to board a bus or train or being stopped at check-points (or at every truck weighing station now inhabited by TSA)? You can kiss my god damned ass you sniveling cowards!
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but it is only the real people who
get jammed up like that!!!

try doing it to the real threat and they
cry religious bullshit.
and then sue and get the money

poor guy from spirit gets fuck all,
not even a refund
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Truth...
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Maybe they can setup a doctors office there at the airport and we can do checks for colon cancer too at the same time, hmmm maybe this is what they had in mind with Obamacare and group doctor visits.
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Next well be puke in a bucket before boarding !


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How could this be? obama said the war on terror is over! Oh, I get it. He meant on our side, not the muslims' side.
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
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Great! Just what we need right now. Government authorities poking around our asses and vaginas. Really fucking great! They should make May 1st an official holiday so that we can all celebrate the death of the cockroach Osama bin Laden.
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Next well be puke in a bucket before boarding !


yak
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After they stick their fingers in rectums, we'll be more than puking.

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All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
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Great! Just what we need right now. Government authorities poking around our asses and vaginas. Really fucking great! They should make May 1st an official holiday so that we can all celebrate the death of the cockroach Osama bin Laden.
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Don't give obozo any ideas or he'll make it a holiday to celebrate HIM.

obifly
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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837)

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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Maybe they can setup a doctors office there at the airport and we can do checks for colon cancer too at the same time, hmmm maybe this is what they had in mind with Obamacare and group doctor visits.
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lol

I laugh, all the while inside verysad

I think I'll go have a drunk to take my mind off the evil narcissist.
thair



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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837)

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
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Well sliced Jesus on cornbread, if that don't take the fucking cake.

I wonder when Americans will just stand the fuck up and say "NO, GODDAMNIT! ENOUGH!"?

Well, at least our Bill of Rights will protect us... <sarcasm>

lmao

The more shit like this I read the more I laugh when the government ass rapes us and our response is to go out and buy lube (with our own money of course) in case it happens again.

Good fucking grief.

lmao
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Official: Steps being taken to combat body-bomb threatFrom Susan Candiotti, CNN

[link to www.cnn.com]

Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1422753


Great! Just what we need right now. Government authorities poking around our asses and vaginas. Really fucking great! They should make May 1st an official holiday so that we can all celebrate the death of the cockroach Osama bin Laden.
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BUTT his memory lives on.
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I think there comes a point where enough it enough. If we keep submitting to ever more invasive security then we may as well just surrender to the terrorists anyway.

Here in Britain, during the German Blitz, the people of London, Coventry, Liverpool, Birmingham etc knew there was a very real risk of being killed by German bombs, but they still went about their business amidst it all. The buses still ran, shops still opened, public services still functioned.

Some aircraft will fall victim to terrorists in the future - it is inevitable - and we shouldn't throw away all of our remaining freedoms in a vain attempt to prevent this.
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Regrettably we are not being given a choice. Did we ever got a popular vote on any of these things? Of course not, it would fail dramatically.

Look at Ron Paul's rabid support. (I support him, so you could call me rabid too I guess.) It's so strong because he talks common sense, and is not making excuses to support this crap.
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Look just pull down your pants for the pervs and shit all over the place...
That health hazzard should shut the whole fukin airport down.

Look you start irratating colons you pay.
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Not gonna work. Do you know there are many sick perversions that enjoy watching ppl urinate and shit?

This is a sign. Decadence and decay from within will destroy the west has lost its way.


Even your own doctors are of serpents society. Why do ppl want to uncover themselves to doctors, or anyone that they are not married to?


These are perversion of homos, and other sexual depraved deviant society.
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LOL so you wouldn't go to a doctor if you had a serious problem 'down there'?
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I'm not sexual pervert, so no "problem down there" as you say.

We go to midwives, have babies at home. Not in hospitals like everyone today does. We eat pure foods, not processed junk food most people eat.

No drinking, or smoking. If we sick, we treat at home with herbs from Holy Bible, and Prayers to our Father in Heaven.
Only go to doctors, as last resort, fix broken bone maybe.

And no, never let nazis drs. see us without clothes on, or put things into us. Talk to doctors with clothes on only.

The medical profession today, not good. All part of obama care now. They do what government tells them to do.

Don't sign away rights at your dr office either. Many people tell us that drs are asking to sign new forms, for IRS tax returns, DHS, onto their computers.

And we know where this is going. They are only trying to collect samples from your butts now. And NSA have this technology to get Anograms coded data imprinted inside a subject's rectum, for tracking. They can use anogrammetric cryptography that involves encoding the data in a subject and having that subject transport the data.

You won't even know it's in there. It's so tiny, it can fit on a persons gloved finger, and you would not see it.

What better way to violate your body, by allowing them to put anything inside you. Your body is Holy temple.
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There should be no religeous exceptions period.
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There will be. Muslim women. Muslim men will be the first on line, though.
thair



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All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

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They should at least give travelers a choice, to have their intimate places probed by a member of the same or opposite sex.

:/
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will they wash their hands after every instant time they poke someone`s bum or vag?
will it one for the Bum and another for the Vag?

or different hands ?

I would like the job to stick my fingers up the ladies stinky OMG this job will attract all the perverts in the country, its like a perk, free stimulation comes with the job.

what a country, to get on a train you have to get fingered first.
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Look just pull down your pants for the pervs and shit all over the place...
That health hazzard should shut the whole fukin airport down.

Look you start irratating colons you pay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3999553


Not gonna work. Do you know there are many sick perversions that enjoy watching ppl urinate and shit?

This is a sign. Decadence and decay from within will destroy the west has lost its way.


Even your own doctors are of serpents society. Why do ppl want to uncover themselves to doctors, or anyone that they are not married to?


These are perversion of homos, and other sexual depraved deviant society.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121571


LOL so you wouldn't go to a doctor if you had a serious problem 'down there'?
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I'm not sexual pervert, so no "problem down there" as you say.

We go to midwives, have babies at home. Not in hospitals like everyone today does. We eat pure foods, not processed junk food most people eat.

No drinking, or smoking. If we sick, we treat at home with herbs from Holy Bible, and Prayers to our Father in Heaven.
Only go to doctors, as last resort, fix broken bone maybe.

And no, never let nazis drs. see us without clothes on, or put things into us. Talk to doctors with clothes on only.

The medical profession today, not good. All part of obama care now. They do what government tells them to do.

Don't sign away rights at your dr office either. Many people tell us that drs are asking to sign new forms, for IRS tax returns, DHS, onto their computers.

And we know where this is going. They are only trying to collect samples from your butts now. And NSA have this technology to get Anograms coded data imprinted inside a subject's rectum, for tracking. They can use anogrammetric cryptography that involves encoding the data in a subject and having that subject transport the data.

You won't even know it's in there. It's so tiny, it can fit on a persons gloved finger, and you would not see it.

What better way to violate your body, by allowing them to put anything inside you. Your body is Holy temple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1121571


Who is the "we" you speak of?

What about Pap smears, mamograms, routine colonoscopies? None of those?
thair



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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837)

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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You are all missing the point that THE TERROR THREAT IS FAKE. All of these terrorists are creations of the intel agencies totally controlled and manipulated.
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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You fucking idiot, next they are going to be on the buses, trains, at the malls and at your house before you know it.


You fucking morons who say "Well people have a choice NOT to fly" are living in a fucking dreamworld.
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Yea, what he said!
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"If" true, which I doubt it is anything more than our daily sheep distraction, the TSA must have been organized to a), destroy the airline/travel industry leading to the destruction of small businesses and/or b), aimed at start the revolution.

Nothing more desirable to a scumbag that need his ass beat than to create a diversion using other people.
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They should at least give travelers a choice, to have their intimate places probed by a member of the same or opposite sex.

:/
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A lot of those TSA ladies look like lesbians.
thair



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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837)

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington
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Well people have a choice NOT to fly.

The fact that they continue to do so and therefor ENDORSE the TSA by default is their choice.
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Yeah, that works until they start instituting these check points on the highways. ...Oh wait... they're already doing that.
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I'm not sexual pervert, so no "problem down there" as you say.

We go to midwives, have babies at home. Not in hospitals like everyone today does. We eat pure foods, not processed junk food most people eat.

No drinking, or smoking. If we sick, we treat at home with herbs from Holy Bible, and Prayers to our Father in Heaven.
Only go to doctors, as last resort, fix broken bone maybe.

And no, never let nazis drs. see us without clothes on, or put things into us. Talk to doctors with clothes on only.

The medical profession today, not good. All part of obama care now. They do what government tells them to do.

Don't sign away rights at your dr office either. Many people tell us that drs are asking to sign new forms, for IRS tax returns, DHS, onto their computers.

And we know where this is going. They are only trying to collect samples from your butts now. And NSA have this technology to get Anograms coded data imprinted inside a subject's rectum, for tracking. They can use anogrammetric cryptography that involves encoding the data in a subject and having that subject transport the data.


You won't even know it's in there. It's so tiny, it can fit on a persons gloved finger, and you would not see it.

What better way to violate your body, by allowing them to put anything inside you. Your body is Holy temple.
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WOW you are mentally ill.
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Can I schedule my annual pap examine while I'm going through customs? It sure would be a time saver. Since they are checking that area too, wouldn't it be nice if they could examine the area for tumors and bombs, all at the same time?
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"Body bombs gained worldwide attention in 2009 when al Qaeda's chief bomb-maker, Ibrahim al-Asiri, built a device containing around 100 grams of PETN, a difficult-to-detect powdery explosive, that was designed to be inserted inside the rectum of a suicide bomber."



Maybe TSA agent, put few grams of PETN in your butts, and blow your ass sky high. How you know what they do.

Don't fly, god for you. Soon they will do the same thing in all mods of transportation, and even use obama doctors to do this too.
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how does one become a tsa??





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