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How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?

 
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How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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05/01/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
ummm,a wild guess,santa never came and spoke to me or any of my inmates.and santa does not speak on EVP.be a big brave boy and try recording some of your ghosts,hehe.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
ummm,a wild guess,santa never came and spoke to me or any of my inmates.and santa does not speak on EVP.be a big brave boy and try recording some of your ghosts,hehe.
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Yea....
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Praying for you OP.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Praying for you OP.
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Why would you talk to yourself? Thats also an oxymoron...
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
One theory from my mandatory Christian Studies class. Some peope have to have some higher power working behind the scenes, because the thought of nothing after physical death isn't something they can deal with & it's so terrifying to some, they'd lose their minds to know everything stops there.

Just like ol' Satan. The thought that "they" are to blame for the things they've done is too much to bear, so they must have someone to blame it on. (heheh, that sounds like my ex actually).

I can't remember which psych guy held those views, but it was one of the earlier ones in history.

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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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The reason is that Santa Claus becomes obvious at some point when it is admitted by parents or others that the parents are santa claus, ditto the easter bunny and others.

God is real but not understood as to what it is. There is no thinking on this one. People are still generally stupid on this planet.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Santa claus is no myth OP!

Truth covered up with lies.

Santa Claus is not one person, but numerous.

The real "Santas" are arctic shamans (medicine men) who gathered fly agaric mushrooms up by being pulled on a sled by reindeer, and were stuffed in a sack.

The mushrooms would be hung on pine trees to dry in the sun and delivered to the villages for the community to consume during the winter solstice.

Many of the huts would be buried by the snow so the only entrance to deliver these organic gifts was through the chimney.

Google is your friend ;)
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Because jebus tards are morons and cant think for themselves
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Come on there are a lot of kids on this site and you just ruined their childhood
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
OP clearly does not know the meaning of the word "oxymoron".
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05/01/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you."
- Werner Heisenberg
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Come on there are a lot of kids on this site and you just ruined their childhood
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verysad
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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People are idiots. That's why they have be cleansed off the earth once in awhile.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you."
- Werner Heisenberg
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Santa claus is no myth OP!

Truth covered up with lies.

Santa Claus is not one person, but numerous.

The real "Santas" are arctic shamans (medicine men) who gathered fly agaric mushrooms up by being pulled on a sled by reindeer, and were stuffed in a sack.

The mushrooms would be hung on pine trees to dry in the sun and delivered to the villages for the community to consume during the winter solstice.

Many of the huts would be buried by the snow so the only entrance to deliver these organic gifts was through the chimney.

Google is your friend ;)
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Forgot to mention....

"Truth covered up by lies"

Same goes for "god/demons"

Fabrication/Manipulation/Deception will keep you lost and confused
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Come on there are a lot of kids on this site and you just ruined their childhood
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verysad
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Dont cry..most kids wont read it..and will grow up normal and healthy...and some will become christians and have their entire adulthood ruined instead.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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The reason is that Santa Claus becomes obvious at some point when it is admitted by parents or others that the parents are santa claus, ditto the easter bunny and others.

God is real but not understood as to what it is. There is no thinking on this one. People are still generally stupid on this planet.
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ur website looks like shit, just like your posts... god damn ever heard of CSS? padding:10px; please... do it to all your shitty tables... better yet switch to fucking divs please.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?


He is the devil...
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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Are you kidding. Santa was bringing me gifts when I was young. Now that I am grown up he forgets me, but

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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364

The reason is that Santa Claus becomes obvious at some point when it is admitted by parents or others that the parents are santa claus, ditto the easter bunny and others.

God is real but not understood as to what it is. There is no thinking on this one. People are still generally stupid on this planet.
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ur website looks like shit, just like your posts... god damn ever heard of CSS? padding:10px; please... do it to all your shitty tables... better yet switch to fucking divs please.
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Hey....calm down...no need to get your panties in a knot over someones website. Geesh. Is that all the problems you have to bitch about.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
OP five stars for ya!!

But yet they'll call themselves awake. How does following a religion not make you a sheep they follow the leader like sheep they make the same obnoxious noises a sheep makes I say sheep!
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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You have to be seriously stupid to believe there are demons and angles and all that other stupid shit.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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Based on your definition. But you don't define God for others.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
ummm,a wild guess,santa never came and spoke to me or any of my inmates.and santa does not speak on EVP.be a big brave boy and try recording some of your ghosts,hehe.
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ROFL, Perfect!
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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You have to be seriously stupid to believe there are demons and angles and all that other stupid shit.
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at least some humans go looking for the answers that puzzle them,now we have the technology to show others the strange lights and ufos in skies,the crop circles,the strange noises from the earth all over the recordings of voices onto tapes,that you can have a conversation with,stupid people actually have no idea they are stupid because they cannot conceive of another being that has vastly more knowledge.look up what the muck did with copernicus/gallileo and many many genius who did not believe what the massess said.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
he is not mentioned in the book so they need to add santa's story to the bible and then they will worship him every sunday in church...
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
from personal experience.
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Kind of an oxymoron if you ask me...
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When I was a kid, I pulled on santan's fake ( I mean santa's) beard, and I knew he was a fat white guy who had nice silvery white hair and smiling blue eyes that were fading from age. He sat in a chair at the mall and pretended to like strangers' kids so he could get paid (my mother's friend took me with her kids to see ole santa when I was a kid, and my mother was PISSED--our household did not do Christmas--and still don't).

Demons, on the other hand, are some of the strongest bastards on earth, and are just highly and perpetually pissed. I know; I've seen them, and they don't wear fake beards OR get a paycheck. They do, however, pretend to be other dead people though, but they still don't get a dime for their acting skills!

LMAO! (I'm serious though, OPP).
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
Cuz weak minded/willed fools that cant get by day to day need to find Str in a fake being of gob to help them
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Re: How can adults believe in God and Demons, yet know that Santa Claus is myth?
hahhaahahahhaha

GLP IS A LOT OF FUN : D

Santa has never brought me a gift

yet demons dwell where politics do - money too O_O

so - I dont ''believe'' - I KNOW & SEE & FEEL (above the manipulated 5 senses..)

THATS HOW
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <-
is the only way youths listen to
the Prophets !!!


PROOF -> CAN YOU CATCH iT???

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