Whose the biggest asshole in Hollywood?

Whose the biggest asshole in Hollywood?

who cares? they're just people like the rest of us

assholes abound everywhere

who cares? they're just people like the rest of us

assholes abound everywhere

Hard to tell?...... there are so many.

The list seems endless.

Well, let's hear it. Since Bill Maher is not an actor he doesn't count and Michael Moore is a movie producer but has been in his own movies. I will eliminate him as a candidate.

Male: I vote for Sean Penn. Major....major asshole.
Female: Julie Dreyfus. Major moronic idiot

Agreed. Penn is the #1 asshole of all assholes in Hollywood. In fact, he just recently had asshole surgery.

Sean Penn Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Sean Penn has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” Penn told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz in Hollywood, will likely not be the last. Celebrities from Michael Moore James Cameron to Madonna have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as Hollywood gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous celebrity confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Penn’s doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Penn was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”

fuck you hockey puck

I hope we nuke your ass and soon

fuckin worthless fuckin ice fishing retards

Oprah Winfrey, Jay Z & his bloated wife, Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson & Katy Perry.

Pretty much everyone at this link:

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Agreed. Penn is the #1 asshole of all assholes in Hollywood. In fact, he just recently had asshole surgery.

Sean Penn Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Sean Penn has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” Penn told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz in Hollywood, will likely not be the last. Celebrities from Michael Moore James Cameron to Madonna have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as Hollywood gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous celebrity confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Penn’s doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Penn was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”

Rosie O'Donnell is a 9/11 Truther so she's cool