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VOID IS LORD!!!

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And let's get 'Void Bless' into every post please...shows our sensitive and caring, yet ultimately realistic side ;-)
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This is taking a rather overt religious bent now. I think perhaps it would be wise to curtail any pseudo religious meanderings with something like 'Void is the Shit' or 'oh Void, why hast thou consumed my Oreo's' so as not to allow the christians to label us religious:-)

Void Bless you!
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Can we have our own ten reccomendations as opposed to commandments?

If so here is a few suggestions.

1)Thou should not have any onther boogey men or fairies or other assorted ficticious characters before me..the VOID.

2)Thou should not become or lower thyself to BELOW the same standard of arrogance and pride and hate as those who ignore the first suggestion do.

3)Thou should love they fellow beings not because you have to on pain of death and torture..but simply because you CAN.

4)Thou should honor EVERY day and keep it sacred for you never know which one of those sacred days will be your last.

5)Thou should not sleep with your friends wife or husband or any strangers wife or husband as this breaks the seccond suggestion and lowers you to the same standards as those who bow to ficticious characters.

6)Thou should honour your parents simply because they ARE your parents and they gave you life..not because you are under a threat of doom and death if you dont. Any love given under duress is hate in disguise.


7)If thou seest a person in need, help them, for ignoring them breaks the second suggestion and you end up being lower than the ficticious charater worshippers who help NO one but themselves.


8)Thou should not steal..not because you will burn forever if you dont but because you would NOT like someone to steal from you.

9)Thou should not bear false witness not because you will be burnt alive forever if you do..but because you would not like anyone lying about YOU.

10)Thou should be at peace with all, with no points to prove, as all will be evident on the sacred day your heartbeat stops. Until that day arrives live your life with peace and treat others as equals. You are no better and no worse than all others with a heartbeat awaiting their sacred day of ending.
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From the book of whatsisname:
'Life is natures way of allowing you to avoid the void for just a bit...then back to the void!'
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Absolutely!
Nothing like some common sense to guide one through this rather brief and terminal escapade called life
Just don't publish it or we'll take some slack and possibly even be sued for copyright infringement by god (even though it was moses who did the tablets).

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A final bump before bed and a huge Void Bless to all you unsaved souls. I'll be selling ethreal, asbestos suits online soon for those of you who think the christians might just be right.

And again, Void Bless
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A final bump before bed and a huge Void Bless to all you unsaved souls. I'll be selling ethreal, asbestos suits online soon for those of you who think the christians might just be right.

And again, Void Bless
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IF christians are right and their god of doom and death is going to be torturing most of the human race forever by having them continually burnt alive in excruciating unbearable agony I want to go to hell.

Cause it will be FAR less painfull and annoying than spending an eternity with a heaven packed full of argumentative pride filled self rightous egotistical selfish arogant idiots.

If God is populating heaven with such types as they all claim he is then I can see HOW he is able to perpetuate an eternal torture.

Like attracts like.
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The only brainstorming I see is the storm in your soul. Void this, void that and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Notice also who the leaders are in here, South Africa and Australia, that's a fine kettle of schmeltz.

Try some discussion on bettering the world, or conspiracy theories or something besides the void will ya. And oh yeah, happy nothingness to you and your's.
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Oh dear, poor Timmy. What we are doing is called having fun. You know, that thing you used to do before god became your all? No you wouldn't remember because having fun is just too naughty for you. Your ignorance is obvious as you tend to judge people on their geography, not their personality.
Now crawl back to wherever you came from. If you are unable to see that from the geginning this thread is a skit on another thread then there really is no hope for you.
Muppet!
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And to call what goes on in the christian version of this thread brainstorming...well, it's a lot of things but certainly NOT brainstorming.
More like braindraining.

What is it about the christian faith that negates a sense of humour in people? Their god must possess a remarkable sense of humour. Creating such incredible beings and then making them eat, shit, piss and fuck just like the animals...Brilliant!
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Awww OP did the Christians hurt your feelings?

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Yes, yes those naughty christians. Boohoo!!!tounge
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Conspiracy, hmmmmm. The mayor wears a toupe'? Somebody got nail varnish on their cat?
There IS an afterlife and somebody has proof? Didn't think so, no.
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It would appear that a demonic entity logged me out with the sole intention of messing with this incredible thread. How's that for a conspiracy?
If anyone else is experiencing interference from these demons I suggest popping over to the humourless version of this thread for some advice on how to deal with demons and perhaps some mild chastisement.
Just don't allow yourself to become ensnared in their mass debating ;-)

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Aliens are most welcome...hell, half the time we atheists feel like bloody aliens!5a
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I certainly do feel like a alien on this world from time to time...
So nothing exciting happened today ?
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."

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Well you know how it is for us realists...no divine intercessions or anything like that. Work, eat, sleep, read, learn, think...Becomes apparent why people fall for religion! Still not an excuse now is it?
Did read somewhere that the J guy is returning on the 27th though. Maybe he can make up for last year's no show :-)
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'Millions of Islamic women are donning the latest 'fuck you, Muhammad' fashion in an attempt to free themselves from their insane men and the claustrophobia of their faith. The 'Hamburka' has taken Iran by storm and has left the clergy at a loss for words. One Imam's response was...'We cannot allow women to enjoy fastfood AND fashion! They have to make a choice or we all suffer.'5a
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Hi noob here. There are concepts I have been trying to filter through the web of late.
To start with I contend that taking the myths of the Bible as Bronze Age myths and infantile to the extreme, whilst being a truism, is to miss something. What it misses is the sophistication of their assault upon humanity.
I am going to interpret some of the symbolism in what could be termed a contentious way, just trying to fire up your grey matter. To start with what may be the most contentious ie: the homoeroticism in Genesis, in fact possibly homosexual although the churches protest loudly at such a lifestyle.
The idea seemed to fall into place whilst watching debates with apologists and their insistence that an objective morality is only achievable from following a trope of extremely subjective views.
There are recent studies that are beginning to find certain innate moralities in infants, however I needed to simplify that in order to form any manageable hypothesis. In looking at the Adam and Eve story with fresh eyes the symbolism of Eve partaking of the Tree of Knowledge and understanding of the difference between right and wrong with new thoughts on the science behind those awful books made me consider thoughts of innate morality. So to simplify ease of working I began by thinking of baby just being born can in no way have committed, nor be guilty of any other's, 'crime'. I postulated that as being a cornerstone of any innate morality. We can in abstraction therefore postulate that the woman herself is the actual Tree of Knowledge and passes on in certain terms, if considering innate morality, the difference between right and wrong. The idea of it being a tree also hints symbolically at fecundity.
So in a sense if one wishes to put an abstruse romanticism upon it the church are tearing the child from the mother's breast. Replacing nurturing with harsh murderous doctrines that carry only subjective morality.
Many older cultures revered women because of this fecundity but our Middle Eastern goat herder chums did not like this idea of women having so much input into life and death, this was their prerogative.
This is where the homoerotic/homosexual symbolism's come in. So our narcissistic goat herders began a cult whereby man is created from any old crap lying about but women had to have a genetic beginning so Adam had to be penetrated in order to bring forth women. It also unties men from society if they take no part in the understandings of our true origins.
All very subjective and all allegory is in the eye of the beholder so to speak. However I feel the Noah story is the most obvious when considered in a new light. Returning to my point that, yes, the myth seems infantile but the subtext is one of rather dark political science. The eradication of collective memory, opposing creation myths, creation myths not only of ourselves but varying myths of the origins of other fauna and flora. It's a dark weapon of political science is Noah's flood. Cultural genocide more often than not accompanied by physical genocide.
A general outline of the dangers behind the myths. The myths themselves are obvious gibberish, therefore should we not be trying to dig out the possibilities of subtexts which are the psychological/psychiatric underpinnings of what really controls us?
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Hello!!!! How are you all today?? Lil bit a christian hatin here, huh?
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Jesus is very very very real;) just thought I would drop in and let you know. MAY JEHOVAH RICHLY BLESS YOU.
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Jesus is very very very real;) just thought I would drop in and let you know. MAY JEHOVAH RICHLY BLESS YOU.
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WOW! That evidence is simply overwhelming!

Honk my nose if you love Jesus.

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Ooooohhh , trust me there is sooooooooooo much evidence its unnimaginable sor, maam. Whichever you are..!!;) the evidence in peoples hearts minds and lives changing and getting better and happier because of His amazimg love, ways awesomeness and faithfulness. Thats tha best evidence of all. Even, aside from all the amazing, awesome, wonderful miracles of healings and provisions, etc. Oooh the amazingness of Jesus is beyond comprehension my friend. ;). Let me ask you sincerely, and on a serious note. Have any of you ever actually called out His name??? Im guessing from the attitude you have not. Well, I dare you to. I dare you to call on His name anytime, anywhere and ask Him a question. ANY QUESTION AT ALL, AND HE WILL ANSWER YOU. Now when you do this I would love to hear what happens. Give all the jokes amd jabs you would like. Im just wondering if theres a man or woman on this thread that are man or woman enough to actuallybe a grown up amd do it. Try it and see what happens. NOW iT MAY NOT BE IMMEDIATE, YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE, but im gonna bet you ,Something happens.I would however recommend that, you dont ask anything too sarcastic oor demeaning to Him, but thats just my reccomendation, do as you will. But please if anything signifigant or amazing happens please let me know. May Almighty God bless you today even after you spat on His beautiful face. Oh and it Is beautiful by the way. Taw taw for now. Sincerely , Jesus lover!!!
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Ooooohhh , trust me there is sooooooooooo much evidence its unnimaginable sor, maam. Whichever you are..!!;) the evidence in peoples hearts minds and lives changing and getting better and happier because of His amazimg love, ways awesomeness and faithfulness. Thats tha best evidence of all. Even, aside from all the amazing, awesome, wonderful miracles of healings and provisions, etc. Oooh the amazingness of Jesus is beyond comprehension my friend. ;). Let me ask you sincerely, and on a serious note. Have any of you ever actually called out His name??? Im guessing from the attitude you have not. Well, I dare you to. I dare you to call on His name anytime, anywhere and ask Him a question. ANY QUESTION AT ALL, AND HE WILL ANSWER YOU. Now when you do this I would love to hear what happens. Give all the jokes amd jabs you would like. Im just wondering if theres a man or woman on this thread that are man or woman enough to actuallybe a grown up amd do it. Try it and see what happens. NOW iT MAY NOT BE IMMEDIATE, YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE, but im gonna bet you ,Something happens.I would however recommend that, you dont ask anything too sarcastic oor demeaning to Him, but thats just my reccomendation, do as you will. But please if anything signifigant or amazing happens please let me know. May Almighty God bless you today even after you spat on His beautiful face. Oh and it Is beautiful by the way. Taw taw for now. Sincerely , Jesus lover!!!
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Oh, most certainly I have. I have not always been an atheist. I was raised in the Southern Baptist denomination, never missed a Sunday service from age 3 months until my first year of college, and was ordained as a minister in 1971, but have lacked a belief (what you seem to call evidence) for 40 years now. Ask your buddy Chip, the endtime witness. I see that you came to this thread to have some fun with the "lost souls" before your Big G and Sonnyboy thrash them and consign them to eternal torment. Some people need to get their kicks.

You're right about god's answering. It's yes, no, or later. Tell that to the people trapped in the towers on 9/11 who probably prayed fruitlessly for help like their loved ones also did.
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Ooooohhh , trust me there is sooooooooooo much evidence its unnimaginable sor, maam. Whichever you are..!!;) the evidence in peoples hearts minds and lives changing and getting better and happier because of His amazimg love, ways awesomeness and faithfulness. Thats tha best evidence of all. Even, aside from all the amazing, awesome, wonderful miracles of healings and provisions, etc. Oooh the amazingness of Jesus is beyond comprehension my friend. ;). Let me ask you sincerely, and on a serious note. Have any of you ever actually called out His name??? Im guessing from the attitude you have not. Well, I dare you to. I dare you to call on His name anytime, anywhere and ask Him a question. ANY QUESTION AT ALL, AND HE WILL ANSWER YOU. Now when you do this I would love to hear what happens. Give all the jokes amd jabs you would like. Im just wondering if theres a man or woman on this thread that are man or woman enough to actuallybe a grown up amd do it. Try it and see what happens. NOW iT MAY NOT BE IMMEDIATE, YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT A WHILE, but im gonna bet you ,Something happens.I would however recommend that, you dont ask anything too sarcastic oor demeaning to Him, but thats just my reccomendation, do as you will. But please if anything signifigant or amazing happens please let me know. May Almighty God bless you today even after you spat on His beautiful face. Oh and it Is beautiful by the way. Taw taw for now. Sincerely , Jesus lover!!!
 Quoting: jlover 21815108


Oh, most certainly I have. I have not always been an atheist. I was raised in the Southern Baptist denomination, never missed a Sunday service from age 3 months until my first year of college, and was ordained as a minister in 1971, but have lacked a belief (what you seem to call evidence) for 40 years now. Ask your buddy Chip, the endtime witness. I see that you came to this thread to have some fun with the "lost souls" before your Big G and Sonnyboy thrash them and consign them to eternal torment. Some people need to get their kicks.

You're right about god's answering. It's yes, no, or later. Tell that to the people trapped in the towers on 9/11 who probably prayed fruitlessly for help like their loved ones also did.
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First of all please let me say that i did not come here for kicks at all sir, but rather to let anyone know the actual truth, that Jesus is real and amazing and awesome, and that He can bless them and wants to, sir, and that He is indeed the only way to heaven. About the tower comment i understand the sentiments, that was a horrible dreadful day. ,yes. THe terror on that day points my mind personally in a different direction too though. Not just the fact that had to pass unexpectadly but rather since they passed unexpectadly where did they go when they had to pass. Were they ready? Were they right with God when they did?? and why or why not. you see my point is we will all pass at some time and when we do whether it be unexpectadly or on our death bed at 80 yrs old, the question remains the same, where do we go when we pass?? When we pass or how is not in our choosing, but the most beautiful thing to me is that God has allowed us to choose where we spend eternity. With him or not.
You desire a place where noone has to die and nothing bad ever has to happen, right? WEll, God has that planned out allready sir, you see its called heaven. You see so while you think you are smarter than God , youre actually not, Hes way ahead of you sir. Hes allready created that place and it awaits you if you want to enjoy it , right. The awesome thing is all you have to do is ask and believe and trust. No tricks or strings, just ask and believe in Jesus. And thats your way in. I look at it this way Its a concert and Hes the bouncer at the door. If your His ,youre in, if youre not , then youre out , right?? Bottom line.

One more point I would like to address is the fact that you spend sooo much time focussing on the fact that God ddidnt spare those people the terror of that day which yes is sometimeds difficult to undestand, but you pay no attention to the perpetrators at hand that actually caused it to happen do you?? Have you forgotten who flew those planes and murdered all those people. I assure you it wasnt jesus but rather His adversary, satan. choose your side, sir.
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Will continue on Chip's thread in order to leave this thread be. He needs a topic to discuss anyway.
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Why not here?? Not quite understanding why youre running off so quick? Are y ou going to come back at me with some rationale or no?? You were the minister, were you not?? I am very curious why you sopped believing in God.
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I wonder how many athiests visit this thread these days and even read it, guess we will find out!!
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May the primordial ooze bless you.
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Oh look, the Atheitards feel left out. endlame

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