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Tell Us If You ever View Your Poo.

 
C.
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05/02/2012 07:48 AM
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Tell Us If You ever View Your Poo.
I do sometimes and sometimes when I do I wonder if, somehow, someone else is secretly viewing my poo too.
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05/02/2012 07:48 AM
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Man i love to check to make sure my shit is impressive before i set it off on its maiden voyage.
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05/02/2012 08:24 AM
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05/02/2012 08:45 AM

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Nothing sets off the morning like pushing a stinky poo out of a sweaty butt!pigchef"Ilma hafta 'gree with him.."
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05/02/2012 08:46 AM
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Everyone occasionally looks at their poo. It's the ones who speak to it that you have to worry about.
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05/02/2012 09:03 AM
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Not really. My ass bleeds a ton every morning for some reason. I get sick at the sight of blood. So when I wipe my ass and the toilet paper looks like I killed someone I am so sickened by the blood I couldn't care less about the actual poo.
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05/02/2012 09:08 AM

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I do. And when I do I think to myself, If black is beautiful, then I just shit a masterpiece!!!
I can explain shit to you all day but, I can't understand it for ya!!!!
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05/02/2012 09:09 AM
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Most people look. It's part of your survival/nature to see if it is healthy or not. "Looking" can save your life.
C. (OP)
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05/03/2012 09:46 PM
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Most people look. It's part of your survival/nature to see if it is healthy or not. "Looking" can save your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064657


Not really. My ass bleeds a ton every morning for some reason. I get sick at the sight of blood. So when I wipe my ass and the toilet paper looks like I killed someone I am so sickened by the blood I couldn't care less about the actual poo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535422

poopscreamfightshit
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05/29/2012 12:52 AM
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poop
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05/29/2012 01:04 AM
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I did smear it on the TV screen once to view it but all I got was a crappy picture
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05/29/2012 01:06 AM
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Confucius say "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
C.
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05/29/2012 01:10 AM
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Which is better? Someone to talk about a nasty thing or someone to try to impersonate me?

I did not bring this up.

Another insecure teeny bopper who needs to be slapped.
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05/29/2012 01:15 AM

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Not really. My ass bleeds a ton every morning for some reason. I get sick at the sight of blood. So when I wipe my ass and the toilet paper looks like I killed someone I am so sickened by the blood I couldn't care less about the actual poo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535422


Crohn's disease maybe? Id get that checked out. Its a good thing to veiw your poo, can be telling of medical conditions.

I also view other peoples poo. (Its part of my job) ;)
Anonymous Coward
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05/29/2012 01:34 AM
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A brief inspection while operating the flush handle is obligatory isn't it?

It gives a reference for systems analysis..... pun intended I suppose.
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05/29/2012 01:37 AM

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Carlos Castenada says we should not look at our poo.
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05/29/2012 01:37 AM
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Not really. My ass bleeds a ton every morning for some reason. I get sick at the sight of blood. So when I wipe my ass and the toilet paper looks like I killed someone I am so sickened by the blood I couldn't care less about the actual poo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1535422


dude, if it's every day you need to get that shit checked out. I know what yah mean though I had my kidney crushed once and I pee'd outside till it got better so I didnt have to see the blood all the time.
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05/29/2012 01:38 AM
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I miss the good old days, when C. just posted about her abusive boyfriends

now she's checking out her crap.

lol
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05/29/2012 01:40 AM
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Ah, a lovely one star thread.
C.
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05/29/2012 01:40 AM
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I do sometimes and sometimes when I do I wonder if, somehow, someone else is secretly viewing my poo too.
 Quoting: C. 14110447


View your own poo, op. And please don't use my name. Thank you.
C.
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05/29/2012 01:44 AM
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I miss the good old days, when C. just posted about her abusive boyfriends

now she's checking out her crap.

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16197383


Abusive boyfriends? Name one.

Man, you kiddies are so funny, but I still like you for some odd reason.
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05/29/2012 01:47 AM
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I do. And when I do I think to myself, If black is beautiful, then I just shit a masterpiece!!!
 Quoting: Leviticus


Black poo is the sign of da debil! Damn YOU elicit drugs and binge drinking!!!!11one
It's all in the reflexes.
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05/29/2012 02:00 AM
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06/10/2012 02:59 AM
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06/10/2012 02:59 AM
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Most people look. It's part of your survival/nature to see if it is healthy or not. "Looking" can save your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064657


Absolutely!
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06/10/2012 03:04 AM
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Most people look. It's part of your survival/nature to see if it is healthy or not. "Looking" can save your life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064657


Yeah I do as well. My diet is based around what my toilet gifts look like.
Murmuring_Sparrows

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06/10/2012 03:11 AM
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Yes of course... I think we are supposed to... even dogs, cats and the like check theirs out.

And BTW black poo, blood in your poo... not normal... sounds like old blood and possibly hemmoroids or something... old blood, go soon to the doctor. Red blood, IDK... if doesn't hurt to wipe, you have some problem close to the exit... unless ecoli or something.

hope i am wrong that anything serious going on.
"but you knew i was a snake before you picked me up "
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06/10/2012 03:15 AM
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You are one Obama's data miners.
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06/10/2012 03:58 AM
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I did smear it on the TV screen once to view it but all I got was a crappy picture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1505880


lmaolmaolmao
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06/17/2012 07:07 AM
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Indubitably.
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06/17/2012 07:09 AM
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If you man you should take a peek before flushing. If it looks very dark almost black and its tarry looking its a good indicator you have bleeding inside which is an indicator of prostate cancer or at least a problem with your prostate.
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