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Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?

 
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I don't believe in heaven, nor do I believe in hell. I do believe that there is a 'creator' or whatever one would describe/label him though. I also believe that I have a soul that lives on and can be 'stolen' or otherwise 'captured' and used for purposes other than the creator meant.

Hell, I don't know all the answers, but I do know this: The belief in a higher power, has gotten mankind through some of the most horrific times imaginable. I still wonder what the self proclaimed atheist think of privately, when confronted with extreme circumstances that are beyond what he/she can effectively deal with.
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What you or i 'believe' is really irrelevant. You believe what the state has told you to believe. God's word says otherwise.
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Your post make absolutely no sense. Were you just trying to be sarcastic? God's word? The bible was written by men, edited by men, used only books approved by certain men, and translated multiple times by men.

God's word?

Have not heard him speak, so I'll have to plead 'no contest'.
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It's disgusting to see people gobble up maniacal bullshit and spout it all about, the fecal matter oozing from the lips of their obese faces. Seriously, drop all religion now.
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Sounds like something a zealot with an uncompromising and immoveable adherence to a closely held belief-system would say.

You must drop yours as well.
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I remember it like it was yesterday.

I go to a sunday school, I have no clue whats going on, at my departure, a churchtard stops me and hands me a bunch of white envelopes. I look at them with a blank stare.

The churchtard says, next time you come here, you have to place money in an envelope and bring it back here, with you.

Last time I ever stepped in a religitard indoctrination center.

As the bible quotes jesus, worship god at home and not in a church
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
It may be how its practiced is the worry, organized religion that is.

It seems to try to drive some points home constantly like:

Have an external locus of control
Be subservient
Do not question a higher authority
Do not think for yourself - chant in unison
Give your money to the church

Stuff like that...


damned
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I remember it like it was yesterday.

I go to a sunday school, I have no clue whats going on, at my departure, a churchtard stops me and hands me a bunch of white envelopes. I look at them with a blank stare.

The churchtard says, next time you come here, you have to place money in an envelope and bring it back here, with you.

Last time I ever stepped in a religitard indoctrination center.

As the bible quotes jesus, worship god at home and not in a church
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14197539


I REALLY hope you're making that stuff up about that witchdoctor essentially demanding money from you???

Although I consider myself an atheist, when I hear of shit like that then I fully understand why the bible depicts Jesus wanting to demolish organised religion, and I would wholeheartedly agree with him!
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It's disgusting to see people gobble up maniacal bullshit and spout it all about, the fecal matter oozing from the lips of their obese faces. Seriously, drop all religion now.
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cruise

Try telling that to one of these insane caucasoids.


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lmao I love that video , hilarious ! cruise
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You'll love this one:



[link to video.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Kundalini Phenomeon manifesting in the Pentacostal churches instead they call it a move of god, move of the holy spirit, baptism in the Holy Spirit, Anointing of God. symptoms are rushes of energy up and down the body like electricity some cases generating heat in certain parts of the body. Numbness in various parts of the body and unusuall writhing like a snake or convulsive movements of the body. It is total lunacy what these people believe due to their extreme ignorance in not knowing what it really is and question it. I not a christian when stating all this nor believe in it as my religion. Christianity is driven to rescue or save people what they believe is their duty to convert people to their religion it is a extreme mental psychosis that their religion is the true religion but does not end their each smaller group of christians will point their finger at other groups and say they don't have what we have therfore they are in error. Many of these psychotic people are very judgemental because they believe their shit don't stink.

Full blown and uncontrolled Kundalini enventually destroys the body and all organs and ones health goes quickly down hill. Gives a persons a heightened sense of ego or driven to megalomanical tendencies of negativity that is if you have them suppressed. ShaktiPat Power touch of the Guru Kundalini can be transfered via touch, blowing on people or any number of possiblities of tranfer are possible.
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cruise

Try telling that to one of these insane caucasoids.


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lmao I love that video , hilarious ! cruise
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You'll love this one:



[link to video.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Kundalini Phenomeon manifesting in the Pentacostal churches instead they call it a move of god, move of the holy spirit, baptism in the Holy Spirit, Anointing of God. symptoms are rushes of energy up and down the body like electricity some cases generating heat in certain parts of the body. Numbness in various parts of the body and unusuall writhing like a snake or convulsive movements of the body. It is total lunacy what these people believe due to their extreme ignorance in not knowing what it really is and question it. I not a christian when stating all this nor believe in it as my religion. Christianity is driven to rescue or save people what they believe is their duty to convert people to their religion it is a extreme mental psychosis that their religion is the true religion but does not end their each smaller group of christians will point their finger at other groups and say they don't have what we have therfore they are in error. Many of these psychotic people are very judgemental because they believe their shit don't stink.

Full blown and uncontrolled Kundalini enventually destroys the body and all organs and ones health goes quickly down hill. Gives a persons a heightened sense of ego or driven to megalomanical tendencies of negativity that is if you have them suppressed. ShaktiPat Power touch of the Guru Kundalini can be transfered via touch, blowing on people or any number of possiblities of tranfer are possible.
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They may call it a move of god or the holy spirit but I'd call it a load of roasted shit, designed to draw in the gullible and uneducated as a money drive.

Some, however, may not agree with me :)
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
it's funny how you come on a site called (God)likeproductions.com
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amen praise the easterbunny and santaclause
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Awesome.
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
I dont think they can OP, they're scared of thinking for themselves.

You get some who say they don't follow religion, they follow jebus, not realising that he is just as made up and part of it as everything else.
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Start to think for yourself first !

Explain me one thing : who was the first, the egg or the hen ?

Good luck !
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Religions help ppl. You must believe in something.
My mission here to create heaven in this world.
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
Why you care?

You getting paid to?

Any job openings?

How much you making to come on here and post crazy stuff like that?

Is it pleasurable to your pineal gland attachment?
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
To Heaven and Back

This video is a short preview of the book entitled "To Heaven and Back" by Mary C. Neal, MD, which chronicles her NDE after drowning while kayaking on a South American river.

[link to www.coasttocoastam.com]

Near-Death Encounter:

In the latter half, Dr. Mary Neal, a board-certified orthopedic surgeon who drowned while kayaking on a South American river, talked about her life altering near-death-experience (NDE). As her body was sucked out of the boat, her soul separated, and she was above the river "welcomed by a host of people she had known for an eternity." Yet, she could still see what was happening at the riverbank, and then realized she was dead. The experience was not like a dream or a chemical reaction of a dying brain; she was more aware of everything that was going on that she normally would be, and her recollection afterward of the event was crisp and vivid.

She was accompanied by joyful spirits, and though she loved her husband and children, the intensity of love and beauty on the Other Side, made her feel she was at her real home. Neal found herself on a pathway that led to a domed structure, that she conceived of as the entrance to Heaven, and "was clearly of God." She considers this realm to be another dimension that can't be adequately described in our vocabulary. Eventually, the spirits who had guided her, told her it wasn't her time and she needed to go back to her body. Though she protested, they outlined some of the work she still had to do, which included being there for her family when one of her sons would be killed, as well as sharing her spiritual story with the public. For more, view this related video.
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Religions help ppl. You must believe in something.
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Yup, it surely helped the Cathars!!!

You must believe in something, just make sure it's the same thing that the guy with the massiver army beside you believes in, otherwise... ;)
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lmao I love that video , hilarious ! cruise
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You'll love this one:



[link to video.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


Kundalini Phenomeon manifesting in the Pentacostal churches instead they call it a move of god, move of the holy spirit, baptism in the Holy Spirit, Anointing of God. symptoms are rushes of energy up and down the body like electricity some cases generating heat in certain parts of the body. Numbness in various parts of the body and unusuall writhing like a snake or convulsive movements of the body. It is total lunacy what these people believe due to their extreme ignorance in not knowing what it really is and question it. I not a christian when stating all this nor believe in it as my religion. Christianity is driven to rescue or save people what they believe is their duty to convert people to their religion it is a extreme mental psychosis that their religion is the true religion but does not end their each smaller group of christians will point their finger at other groups and say they don't have what we have therfore they are in error. Many of these psychotic people are very judgemental because they believe their shit don't stink.

Full blown and uncontrolled Kundalini enventually destroys the body and all organs and ones health goes quickly down hill. Gives a persons a heightened sense of ego or driven to megalomanical tendencies of negativity that is if you have them suppressed. ShaktiPat Power touch of the Guru Kundalini can be transfered via touch, blowing on people or any number of possiblities of tranfer are possible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11356779


They may call it a move of god or the holy spirit but I'd call it a load of roasted shit, designed to draw in the gullible and uneducated as a money drive.

Some, however, may not agree with me :)
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Infiltration of Lucifer and all his Angels/fallen/aliens/.

Just because they are spiritual beings, does not mean they are good beings. They hide behind good to possess, control and entrap you.

Beware of all churches today. Scripture below that issue this warning.

mark 7 6-8, 2 cor 11:13-15

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires." 2 Tim. 4:3.
However the Bible tells us to expose the works of darkness, Eph. 5:11, and be discerning. "He who is spiritual judges all things..." 1 Cor. 2:15. "All scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for rebuking, for correcting, and training in righteousness." 2 Tim. 3:16.

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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
To Heaven and Back

This video is a short preview of the book entitled "To Heaven and Back" by Mary C. Neal, MD, which chronicles her NDE after drowning while kayaking on a South American river.

[link to www.coasttocoastam.com]

Near-Death Encounter:

In the latter half, Dr. Mary Neal, a board-certified orthopedic surgeon who drowned while kayaking on a South American river, talked about her life altering near-death-experience (NDE). As her body was sucked out of the boat, her soul separated, and she was above the river "welcomed by a host of people she had known for an eternity." Yet, she could still see what was happening at the riverbank, and then realized she was dead. The experience was not like a dream or a chemical reaction of a dying brain; she was more aware of everything that was going on that she normally would be, and her recollection afterward of the event was crisp and vivid.

She was accompanied by joyful spirits, and though she loved her husband and children, the intensity of love and beauty on the Other Side, made her feel she was at her real home. Neal found herself on a pathway that led to a domed structure, that she conceived of as the entrance to Heaven, and "was clearly of God." She considers this realm to be another dimension that can't be adequately described in our vocabulary. Eventually, the spirits who had guided her, told her it wasn't her time and she needed to go back to her body. Though she protested, they outlined some of the work she still had to do, which included being there for her family when one of her sons would be killed, as well as sharing her spiritual story with the public. For more, view this related video.
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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahah​ahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh :D
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Soo, believing that the queen of england is a giant cannabalistic reptile, that the us gov has a weather control machine, that a galactic federation is going to raise us into a higher dimension, and a giant brown dwarf is coming towards us and is going to wipe out most life is sane, and yet believing in a god is crazy?

Not sure if serious.
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What's interesting is all of these "Atheists" think they came to their conclusions based on their own independent reasoning and logic.... when in fact, the religion of atheism, new age, evolution, has been hammered into their skulls since the cradle from every direction that makes Church/Sunday school look like a drop in the ocean by comparison.

They don't understand how thoroughly they've been programmed to reject the belief in God.
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Soo, believing that the queen of england is a giant cannabalistic reptile, that the us gov has a weather control machine, that a galactic federation is going to raise us into a higher dimension, and a giant brown dwarf is coming towards us and is going to wipe out most life is sane, and yet believing in a god is crazy?

Not sure if serious.
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Now that's just silly, everyone knows that the Queen of England is actually a well trained Triffid with access to an Avon catalogue!!! :P

Enlish folk, I'm kidding by the way, no offence intended :D
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So if a single god exist, why all the bullshit religitards swarming one another like, our god is better than your god and our sheeple are the chosen few and your an infidel and must be killed or converted to our shitzva and blaa blaa deblaaa.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14197539


a man standing on the North Pole deceided the Earth is rotating counter-clockwise

a man standing on the South Pole deceided the Earth is rotating clockwise

they met on the equator and began to argue about who was correct, as the Earth only rotates in one direction....


so who is correct ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Neither of them and that's why duality is a lie.
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huh ??

sorry, but they are BOTH correct, and that is an absolute fact
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They are both correct, but neither of them are talking about the direction the earth is spinning. Clockwise is simply a frame of reference, not a direction. The two men would absolutely agree on which direction the earth is spinning, because east and west are the same to both of them.
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
What's interesting is all of these "Atheists" think they came to their conclusions based on their own independent reasoning and logic.... when in fact, the religion of atheism, new age, evolution, has been hammered into their skulls since the cradle from every direction that makes Church/Sunday school look like a drop in the ocean by comparison.

They don't understand how thoroughly they've been programmed to reject the belief in God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8597527


And your belief in god comes from where? a disjointed, contradictory book from 2000 years ago, which has been edited and translated repeatedly by subsequent empires / powers to suit their own agenda...

Right, so basically, you're comparing common sense to a book, the first half of which would be called sadistic by most modern, rational people, versus educated folk (the natural enemy of organised religion) who think for themselves and have decided that religion is a barrell of shite?

You're probably just pissed off that you can't burn us at the stake anymore.
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
They eventually will OP but you're not helping by giving them something to defend.

Ignore and accept that this is how they roll.

Religion and politics is the greatest divide on this planet where it should only be distance and language.
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Have you ever though tha people probably think that all you say is bullshit,if no you should think about it and shut up.
whatever
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
What's interesting is all of these "Atheists" think they came to their conclusions based on their own independent reasoning and logic.... when in fact, the religion of atheism, new age, evolution, has been hammered into their skulls since the cradle from every direction that makes Church/Sunday school look like a drop in the ocean by comparison.

They don't understand how thoroughly they've been programmed to reject the belief in God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8597527


And your belief in god comes from where? a disjointed, contradictory book from 2000 years ago, which has been edited and translated repeatedly by subsequent empires / powers to suit their own agenda...

Right, so basically, you're comparing common sense to a book, the first half of which would be called sadistic by most modern, rational people, versus educated folk (the natural enemy of organised religion) who think for themselves and have decided that religion is a barrell of shite?

You're probably just pissed off that you can't burn us at the stake anymore.
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My belief in the creator comes from experience, not from any book.

Science is controlled by the governments of the world, by your very own logic says religions are false as they were made up by the powers that be in the world, well so was science, whether you want to admit it or not.
Again, my faith comes from experience, NDE's and the fact that precognition runs in my family.

I've said my peace, there's no reason for me to continue.
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Re: Why can't you crazy people see that all religion is bullshit?
..it's a very subtle and insidious psychological program...I was raised a mormon and it literally took years to get out from under the indoctrination where I was no longer afraid to question...so yes I think religious people are idiots - currently costing me my wife and kids as she insists on glomming onto the catholic doctrine - but I also have compassion for them because it does indeed suck to be so afraid and so uncertain and it was those in positions of trust and responsibility who put this upon them when they were too young to think for themselves - then the rest of the mind and identity is formed around this imposed core of belief...it's really sad...hope for liberation of our brothers and sisters...
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Very, very well said!! hf I too was raised in a very religious community and I fully understand the immense FEAR, shame and guilt that religion instills in followers. I clearly remember asking "god", at the age of 17, "who are you to tell me I must worship you; who do you think you are to say you are better than I am?" I was immediately overcome with FEAR and promised I would never, ever question his authority again and to please not send me to "hell." I waited another 30 years before I dared to question again!! 30 lost years!! Now I am free of the shackles known as religion and there is no better feeling. Free from the FEAR!! IMO, forcing children to attend Sunday School is an insidious form of CHILD ABUSE!! A child's mind CANNOT rationalize until they are a minimum of 15 years of age because, before that age their fontal lobes are not yet mature. "Suffer little children to come unto me" - It's much easier to brainwash a child's mind than it is an adult's.
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add science to the list too...a bunch og geek fucks like hawking brainwashing the masses with imaginary tampon strings to the 500th plank...what a bunch of shit...and if you disagree with any priest in science, you lose your funding and your entitlements...fuck em both...

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