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May is National Masturbation Month ... celebrate americans

 
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The celebration of May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”

That was the end of Elders' career as America's first black Surgeon General, but the spark for National Masturbation Month. Offended by Elders' ouster, the ever progressive, pro-sex staff of San Francisco's sex toy and education company Good Vibrations decided to find a way to keep the focus on Elders' unjust firing, and to bring talk about masturbation into the mainstream in just the way Elders had envisioned.
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We will, you just won't hear any clapping.
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We will, you just won't hear any clapping.
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Elders was absolutely correct however, because its sex and she is black and a woman she was maligned. Case in Point the Sex or masterbation toy is a billion dollar industry.
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I shall contribute tonight
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We will, you just won't hear any clapping.
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funny that on the twenty century still many people feel shame to confess masturbation

masturbation is good to release stress, to sleep good and against to prostate cancer among other many benefits

A Fap A Day Keeps the Doctor Away! Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer
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Studies have shown that masturbation actually reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer in men. And now, there’s a social media “service” being developed to help you with your “habit” while simultaneously improving your health and giving you the opportunity to donate to prostate cancer research! Three’fer!
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i thought it was "blasphemy" according to all the insane brains posting here
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this is a good article of the village voice


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...¨By far the most commonly practiced sexual behavior around the world, masturbation has gone from being ignored to being vilified, from a mental illness to a tool of women's empowerment, celebrated with its very own month of the year.
Yet there remains a great deal of ignorance and misinformation regarding masturbation. Take a first step towards a happy masturbation month by clearing your mind of any myths about masturbation you may still be holding on to.¨
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Count me in i will start spanking frank tonight! banana2
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Shave your palms, and grab the lotion, boys and girls!
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i´m doing some research on info on the subject and found mostly jokes hope I didn´t get banned for this...


In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

A young man and a girl were on a date. He was getting hot and finally said, "Let's f***". She said, "Oh no. I never do that". So he said, "Well, how about a blow job". She said, "Oh no. I don't do that either". Finally he said," How about giving me a hand job." She said she didn't know how to do that. So he said, " You remember when you were a kid, you used to shake a soda bottle until the pressure built up and it squirted? Just do it like that." So she took hold of his c*** and began. Soon he was groaning and moaning. And suddenly began to scream.
She said, "What's the matter?"
He screamed, "TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF THE END OF IT."


A dying woman lay in her hospital bed masturbating to what she assumed would be her last orgasm. Weak from her illness she couldn't quite get herself off so she turned to her husband, who was standing watching, and asked him to finish her off. He pulled out his 45 revolver and blew her brains out.


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I've given up masterbatorial activities on weekdays. thumbs

I now paint my ceilings on weekends.


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We will, you just won't hear any clapping.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1070051


funny that on the twenty century still many people feel shame to confess masturbation


masturbation is good to release stress, to sleep good and against to prostate cancer among other many benefits

A Fap A Day Keeps the Doctor Away! Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer
[link to unicornbooty.com]

Studies have shown that masturbation actually reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer in men. And now, there’s a social media “service” being developed to help you with your “habit” while simultaneously improving your health and giving you the opportunity to donate to prostate cancer research! Three’fer!
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maybe because some of us refuse to do it...
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I just came .
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I just came .
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I just came .
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yea first thing you think when you see the movie
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Always remember, masterbation is the best preventative measure and protection for warding off prostate cancer. Actual sex can get you HPV cancer and you Gotta have a healthy prostate, just gotta..
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Come on people. Everyone has to pull their load on this issue.
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The human sexuality class I'm taking is offering 5 points extra credit to students who masturbate once a day, every day in the month of May, and document their masturbation sessions in a journal, giving a pleasure rating for each orgasm they experience and writing a paper on what factors may contribute to more intense or decreased pleasure during masturbation.
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The human sexuality class I'm taking is offering 5 points extra credit to students who masturbate once a day, every day in the month of May, and document their masturbation sessions in a journal, giving a pleasure rating for each orgasm they experience and writing a paper on what factors may contribute to more intense or decreased pleasure during masturbation.
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keep a track of masturbation is like taking the freshness out of the occurrence
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