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Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate

 
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Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng is really dedicated to his job.

Unbelievably, it was reported that the Chinese caretaker used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut.

Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

The small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at the animal park.


[link to weirdworldnews.org]
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Asians can be really weird fuckers.
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
well i guess after eating eggs soaked in the urine of a school room full of virgin schoolboys, monkey anus isn't really all that bad.
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What an ass kisser!
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no wonder they have our jobs.

damned
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What an ass kisser!
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brief, you should go over to the "how low people go" thread and stir it up....it'll be fun
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Did he get a raise ?
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Did he get a raise ?
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who...the monkey or the china man?
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Did he get a raise ?
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What do you think he was doing for that hour?


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Did he get a raise ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15425483


who...the monkey or the china man?
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lmao
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Asians can be really weird fuckers.
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can't they though
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Lucky bastard!

Man, there are some really sexy monkeys at the zoo...
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Monkey brains are indeed a delicacy. Monkey ass, now that shit's the bomb!

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Who gave this thread a 1 star and for what reason?
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Who gave this thread a 1 star and for what reason?
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Probably the monkey damned
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Wait till they hear how rare my sperm is
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Who gave this thread a 1 star and for what reason?
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Probably the monkey damned
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That's 2 monkeys now.

Any more monkeys currently on GLP?
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I dont care how much I loved animals, I wouldnt lick their private parts. This guy was surely sexually aroused by doing this. I wouldnt lick one of my kids ass for an hour or even kiss it, weird!
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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He is welcoming his simian overlord.....
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I dont care how much I loved animals, I wouldnt lick their private parts. This guy was surely sexually aroused by doing this. I wouldnt lick one of my kids ass for an hour or even kiss it, weird!
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I find it weird that you managed to work your kids into a thread about a man licking a monkey's arse...
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I dont care how much I loved animals, I wouldnt lick their private parts. This guy was surely sexually aroused by doing this. I wouldnt lick one of my kids ass for an hour or even kiss it, weird!
 Quoting: MONSTER


I find it weird that you managed to work your kids into a thread about a man licking a monkey's arse...
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Because I cant think of anythink I love more than my kids and I couldnt even do that for all the love in the world, keep your mind out of the gutter, ass hole
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Dedication.
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what, the fuck.
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be just like rimming the peanut butter jar.
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Oh how I wish this were only part of a "viral" marketing campaign for Contagion 2: Monkey Pox.

Seriously, it's no wonder all these gawd-awful diseases find their way into humans.
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Oh how I wish this were only part of a "viral" marketing campaign for Contagion 2: Monkey Pox.

Seriously, it's no wonder all these gawd-awful diseases find their way into humans.
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I know. Isn't this how Aids was introduced to humans?
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I dont care how much I loved animals, I wouldnt lick their private parts. This guy was surely sexually aroused by doing this. I wouldnt lick one of my kids ass for an hour or even kiss it, weird!
 Quoting: MONSTER


I find it weird that you managed to work your kids into a thread about a man licking a monkey's arse...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288297


Because I cant think of anythink I love more than my kids and I couldnt even do that for all the love in the world, keep your mind out of the gutter, ass hole
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You clearly need to start loving the dictionary a little...
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Reminds me of this video. Lol.

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05/03/2012 10:41 AM
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You would think Tossing a monkey's Salad would be internationally illegal!!!
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Re: Chinese Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Ass For an Hour to Help it Defecate
Where's Mike Rowe with his Dirty Jobs crew...





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