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# The great GEMATRIA thread: use the Gematria calculator and share your findings here!

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The great GEMATRIA thread: use the Gematria calculator and share your findings here!
Hi people!

Do you know what is Gematria?

If you don't know, read the article on Wikipedia: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

"Gematria or gimatria is a system of assigning numerical value to a word or phrase, in the belief that words or phrases with identical numerical values bear some relation to each other, or bear some relation to the number itself as it may apply to a person's age, the calendar year, or the like"

This is how it works: a number (value) is assigned to each letter of the alphabet, and the values of the letters of a given word are added to reach a total.

There different kinds of Gematria, depending on the value that is assigned to each letter.

The Jewish Gematria, for example, doesn't assign the same values to the letters that are assigned by the English Gematria.

So, the Jewish Gematria and the English Gematria come to different values to the same word.

There is a website called "Gematrix" that works as a Gematria calculator:

You can use Gematrix to calculate the gematria number of any word, both in the Jewish method and in the English method, and compare the number to the values of other words.

One interesting example:

The word "Illuminati" has the value 438 in the Jewish Gematria.

The word "Starship" also has the value 438 in the Jewish Gematria.

The word "Despotism" also has the value 438 in the Jewish Gematria.

You can also use the Gematrix website to check the words that have a given value.

For example: which words have the value 200 in the Jewish Gematria?

The words "Father", "People" and "Forbidden" have that value...

So, let's do some research!!

Use this thread to share your amazing Gematria findings with the world!!

Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 05:59 PM
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NASA = Mirage = 132

got that damn straight. bunch of punk ass hoaxers...
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05/02/2012 06:01 PM
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WTF, I tried just putting my first name.

It matches with Vagina for all three.

I lost I guess.
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05/02/2012 06:02 PM
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Prince william = Anders Behring Breivik = 1186

THE FUK?

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2012 06:07 PM
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In the famous science fiction comedy series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they say that the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is the number 42.

Which words have a Jewish Gematria of 42?

Mecca has!!!

Which words have a Simple Gematria of 42?

Qabalah

Iran

War

Japan

UFO

Bitch

and many others!!!

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05/02/2012 06:18 PM
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Hey!!!

Have you ever wondered if the name of the comet ELENIN wasn't in fact an acronym for ELEVEN and NINE??

They say that the comet has this name because it was discovered by an amateur atronomer called Leonid Elenin.

Let's see what Gematria has to say about it...

And the Jewish Gematria value for the word "Elenin" is... 119 !!!!!!

WHAT A FUCK???

11-9 = Eleven Nine !!!!!!!!

But wait, wait, wait...

That's not all!!

There is something more strange!!!

What is the English Gematria of the word "Elenin"?

Hmmmm.... It's 354...

Okay...

WAIT!!!

WHAT??? 354???

Guess what is the English Gematria of the word "Leonid"???

Yeah, thats right! It's 354 too!!!

What a fuck????

"Leonid" and "Elenin" have the same English Gematria!

And the name of the astronomer was Leonid Elenin?

Is this guy for real?

What if we check the Gematria of the whole name "Leonid Elenin"??

The total English Gematria is 708.

Which other words have that same English Gematria value?

Hmmmm...

"The Matrix" has the value 708!!!

WHAT A FUCK???

Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 06:19 PM
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Hey!!!

Have you ever wondered if the name of the comet ELENIN wasn't in fact an acronym for ELEVEN and NINE??

They say that the comet has this name because it was discovered by an amateur atronomer called Leonid Elenin.

Let's see what Gematria has to say about it...

And the Jewish Gematria value for the word "Elenin" is... 119 !!!!!!

WHAT A FUCK???

11-9 = Eleven Nine !!!!!!!!

But wait, wait, wait...

That's not all!!

There is something more strange!!!

What is the English Gematria of the word "Elenin"?

Hmmmm.... It's 354...

Okay...

WAIT!!!

WHAT??? 354???

Guess what is the English Gematria of the word "Leonid"???

Yeah, thats right! It's 354 too!!!

What a fuck????

"Leonid" and "Elenin" have the same English Gematria!

And the name of the astronomer was Leonid Elenin?

Is this guy for real?

What if we check the Gematria of the whole name "Leonid Elenin"??

The total English Gematria is 708.

Which other words have that same English Gematria value?

Hmmmm...

"The Matrix" has the value 708!!!

WHAT A FUCK???

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15434885

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05/02/2012 06:21 PM
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my full name Equals: 1046 which matches -

jesus god 1046 600 100 325
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05/02/2012 06:31 PM
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Wow!

I just searched for the Portuguese word "solsticio", that means "solstice", because the "Mayan apocalypse" will happen on December 21, during the solstice.

The word "solsticio", in Portuguese has the same English Gematria value of "Antichrist".

And also has the same Jewish Gematria value of "Inostranka", that is the name of the base / prison where the government hides the aliens, in the TV series "The Event".

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05/02/2012 06:34 PM
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pope = bananas= 2 bananas = dollars = 49ers = metlife

wow, the accuracy
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05/02/2012 06:36 PM
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pope = bananas= 2 bananas = dollars = 49ers = metlife

wow, the accuracy
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5028399

Are you trying to discuss the "accuracy" of Gematria?

LMAO!!!

Relax shill!

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05/02/2012 06:37 PM
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Everyone knows that the Zionist Cabal uses Gematria to create their fake names in their hoaxes.

Like "Leonid Elenin", for example...
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05/02/2012 06:40 PM
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I knew it!

GLP = Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah = 210!

It all makes sense now!

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05/02/2012 06:41 PM
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"Crop Circle", "World Peace", "Chernobyl" and "Murderer" have the same English Gematria = 612

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05/02/2012 06:41 PM
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"Crop Circle", "World Peace", "Chernobyl" and "Murderer" have the same English Gematria = 612

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15434885

I forgot "Fuck You". It's also 612!
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05/02/2012 06:45 PM
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GLP has the same Jewish Gematria value of:

- Dalai Lama

- Dildo

- OMG

GLP has the same English Gematria value of:

- China

- NASA

- Orb

- Bacon

- Gaza

- Magma

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05/02/2012 06:52 PM
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Godlike Productions has the same Jewish Gematria value of:

- Bolivia

- April Fools Day

- I Like To Hurt People

- Future People

Godlike Productions has the same English Gematria value of:

- The Gates Of Hell Are Open

- Christs Second Coming

- Reptilian Microchips

- First To Be Raptured

- Alien Invasion Of Earth

- A Sign Of The Apocalypse

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05/02/2012 06:55 PM
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Apocalypse has the same English Gematria value of:

- This Is It

- Universe

- Salvation

- Scooby Doo

Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 06:58 PM
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Barry = striking them blind

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05/02/2012 06:59 PM
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Hah, my full name gave me 600. I like how I got:
end of days
lucifer and satan
i am six six six
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 07:00 PM
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In English and simple my name has the same number as Jehovah, False Flag, Archangel, Make a change, and fapping among others
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05/02/2012 07:01 PM
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In English and simple my name has the same number as Jehovah, False Flag, Archangel, Make a change, and fapping, among others
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7148275

Sorry, just "fapping"
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05/02/2012 07:02 PM
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Armageddon has the same Jewish Gematria value (222) of:

- Hitler

- Bipolar

- Gasoline

Armageddon has the same English Gematria (492) value of:

- Rainbow

- Black Sabbath

- Chocolate

- Bilderberg

- Gasoline

What a fuck???

"Armageddon" has the same value as "Gasoline" BOTH in the Jewish Gematria AND the English Gematria!!!

Wow!!!

Gasoline doom!!!

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05/02/2012 07:04 PM
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Barry Soetero=
Leuviah 943 468 78 93

Diane Lorraine Pope Brother Is 943 1746 291 78

Pedophile Priests Of Satan 943 1632 272 64

Enough To Cry 943 906 151 62

Best Believe 943 636 106 62

By His Stripes 943 1014 169 61

Holy Spirit Of God 943 1188 198 59

Paratva 79 943 474 79 54

Oppression Of The Poor 943 1584 264 52

I Love Ireland 943 756 126 51

Paul Mccartney 943 912 152 51

Hormone Stimulants 943 1416 236 46

The Year Daath Is Felt 943 1122 187 45

Ernie Davis 943 636 106 44

Auric Fields And Mer Ka Na Light Bodies 943 1794 299 43

A Satanic Spiritualism 943 1404 234 41

Holy Quest 943 852 142 40

Dumuzi 943 564 94 40

Intergalactic Communication 943 1632 272 39

I Am The Lord God Almighty 943 1356 226 38

Spirit Motion Matter 943 1524 254 38

Paratva 943 474 79 37

Lost Technology 943 1140 190 37

Burning Bush Moses 943 1236 206 36

Sinequandoxepinhci 943 1242 207 35

Christ Ressurect 943 1230 205 34

Catal Huyuk 943 738 123 33

Holy Spirit, Of God 943 1188 198 32

Mohammed Mansour, M E D I C A L, M M M L, Mammal 943 1944 324 32

Dentist Disabled Sin, California Gone 943 1908 318 31

Bit My Tongue 943 906 151 31

The Malignant Greys 943 1188 198 31

And To Crucify Him 943 1014 169 30

Religious Crusades 943 1230 205 29

C O N G R E S S M A N 112, ••Farr, Sam, California, 943 1752 292 28

Mikhailgorbachev 943 864 144 27

Evoking Hecate 943 750 125 26

Raving Madman 943 702 117 25

Q E J P Morgan 943 696 116 25

The Abomination Of Narcissism 943 1746 291 24

Sick Of Love 943 702 117 24

A Silver Eagle 943 696 116 23

Alogos Vel 943 648 108 23

Cia Says F U Banks 943 906 151 20

A Christian As Saturn 943 1290 215 19

Area Fifty One Is Demonic 943 1296 216 14

Mr Mark Pace Has Aids Ny 943 1194 199 12

Zimmerman Kills Pace 943 1200 200 12

Quit Raping Little Kids 943 1518 253 12

Dominatization 943 1020 170 12

Ur The Amulius 943 1008 168 11

Your The Bride 943 900 150 11

Gang Prostitution 943 1350 225 10

Mental Institution 943 1410 235 10

Ur The Amulius 943 1008 168 10

Politics As Usual 943 1182 197 10

Sacred Femanine Mary Magdalene 943 1416 236 10

The Truth Is An Offense 943 1398 233 9

Their Confusion Is At Hand 943 1512 252 9

A B Obama Clone Destroyed 943 1194 199 9

A Rotten Embryo 943 1026 171 8

For I Am The First And The Last 943 1626 271 7

First Last Alpha Omega Beginning Ending 943 2022 337 6

Agent Of Evil 943 696 116 6

A Depraved Mind 943 696 116 4

The Begotten Son Of The Silence 943 1740 290 4

The Holy Bride Sandalfon 943 1302 217 3

Ppb Not Goner May Ii
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 07:10 PM
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The words Bible and Eagle have the SAME value in BOTH the Jewish Gematria AND the English Gematria!

Jewish = 38

English = 180

Hmmmm....

Also, Bible has the same English value of:

- Peace

- Fear

- Asia

- Mafia

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05/02/2012 07:20 PM
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what does everyone get for their name?
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05/02/2012 07:22 PM
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"United States" has the same English Gematria value of "Beast From The Sea"...

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05/02/2012 07:22 PM
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what does everyone get for their name?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1409372

In my case, "Islam".

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05/02/2012 07:28 PM
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Now, this is nice!

The expression "September Eleven" returns the same English Gematria value of:

- Twin Towers

- New York Nuked

- Gematria Is True

- Jesus Will Come

- Divine Algorithm

- One World Order

- Supernatural

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