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Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??

 
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Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
He is an indoor cat only, occassionally I will let him out into the patio, but he gets watched. Last night when going to bed he was scrunching up the covers like he has in the past, and making some weird noises. My sig other was like whats going on, since this continued for minutes. Anyways, my sig other is like, is he humping the bed, I'm thinking that that is not possible since he was fixed. I go over flip him over and he has a "red rocket", my sig other was not amused. Anyways, is this "normal" for a fixed cat? He does not spray, indoor persian cat, but this was freaky. Maybe because its spring time, mating season or something? Thoughts from cat owners? Thanks!
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05/02/2012 06:30 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
You have to be kidding us , right???
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05/02/2012 06:34 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
You have to be kidding us , right???
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No, why? This is the first time since I have owned him that he was "humping" the bed/furniture. Is this normal for a fixed animal???? He has no nuts, so how can he be getting horny?
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05/02/2012 06:37 PM

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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
You have to be kidding us , right???
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No, why? This is the first time since I have owned him that he was "humping" the bed/furniture. Is this normal for a fixed animal???? He has no nuts, so how can he be getting horny?
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Just because he was "fixed" doesn't mean they cut everything off and made him a eunuch.
His tubes are tied....that's all....he's still got "working parts"


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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
You have to be kidding us , right???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15056529



No, why? This is the first time since I have owned him that he was "humping" the bed/furniture. Is this normal for a fixed animal???? He has no nuts, so how can he be getting horny?
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here is a novel idea, ask a fucking VET.

this is a lunatic fringe conspiracy forum, not WHY DO CATS MASTURBATE.

sheesh, pick up a goddamn phone and call a VET.
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05/02/2012 06:40 PM

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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Don't fear, the supermoon is making him frisky! cool2
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Damn, just a simple question. They didn't just tie his tubes they cut his balls off - thats how they neuter most animals...
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05/02/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Don't fear, the supermoon is making him frisky! cool2
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You know what, I actually believe that, and here is why. I could not sleep at all last night. I woke up, stepped outside about 2-3 am and it was a sea of birds singing - freaking crazy...
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05/02/2012 06:43 PM

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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Damn, just a simple question. They didn't just tie his tubes they cut his balls off - thats how they neuter most animals...
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So you turned your cat into a tranny.

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05/02/2012 06:45 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Damn, just a simple question. They didn't just tie his tubes they cut his balls off - thats how they neuter most animals...
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So you turned your cat into a tranny.

cruise
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Dude, thats how vets do it. Same with female animals, they take the entire reproductive organs, minus the uterus, out.
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Don't fear, the supermoon is making him frisky! cool2
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You know what, I actually believe that, and here is why. I could not sleep at all last night. I woke up, stepped outside about 2-3 am and it was a sea of birds singing - freaking crazy...
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LOL you cat reminds me of the horny skunk from Looney Tunes... I know his name but I can't spell it.. Pepe Le?
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05/02/2012 07:49 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
Just because hes fixed doesnt mean he cant hump anything, he just wont be able to get a girl cat pregnant. And he must have seen a girl cat outside that was making him horny (humping the bed).
I am not a anonymous coward.
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05/02/2012 07:56 PM
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Re: Cat was fixed when he was a kitten, now about 5-6 years old and getting freaky last night??
You have to be kidding us , right???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15056529



No, why? This is the first time since I have owned him that he was "humping" the bed/furniture. Is this normal for a fixed animal???? He has no nuts, so how can he be getting horny?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


I dont know if having nuts makes one horny, wouldnt that be caused by something in the brain?
I am not a anonymous coward.

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