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Who wants to hear my bar back rap???

 
I RAP ABOUT BAR BACKING
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05/02/2012 08:28 PM
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Who wants to hear my bar back rap???
Burn The Ice by "Spooky" Dookie Boogerbutt

Burn the ice!
It's the end of the shift
Burn the ice!
It won't burn itself
Burn the ice!
Oh there ya go
Burn the ice!
It's a health code violation not to

I am stoopid mad fresh dope, yo! I am so fly that I give horseflies diarrhea when I am around them.

I give brittle stars panic attacks.charlie
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2012 08:30 PM
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thats dr dre you plagiarist.....
Quat Bucket Jones
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05/02/2012 08:48 PM
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Weeeee!!!! I can drive my spaceship real fast!!! Weeeee!!!!!

Mr. Honky Tonk don't play, that ol' sonofagun....
Ol' Dingledong Deluxe
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05/02/2012 11:47 PM
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Tell 'em that Ol' Dingledong Deluxe sent ya!pigchef
Poo Poo Time Funk Brigade
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05/03/2012 10:55 AM
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Goldfish are generally accustomed to handling flamethrowers!

The sea slug uses the bazooka.bsflag
Rockin' Like Dokken
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05/03/2012 11:39 AM
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Life is short. Eat more gyros!
Captain Fart Head
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05/03/2012 11:41 PM
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Boy did I just let out a big fart!
The Artichokes
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05/04/2012 10:44 AM
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The Artichokes are playing freestyle snake metal now or are they sticking with frozen yogurt themed snail metal???

There needs to be a grindcore band named Sleeping Beauty that does grind versions of Cinderella songs.afro
Tilapia Jr.
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05/04/2012 11:22 AM
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I eat shrimp cuz I'm a pimp!


Move over Tupac....I am the new rapper in the game!
Bloop
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05/04/2012 11:05 PM
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BLOOP!!!!!
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Franky Numbnuts
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05/05/2012 11:27 AM
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....and Jimmy the Sphincter was there and Swanky Hank the Cooper and Jacky Joe Herald Donovan O'Sullivan Brown was there eating cashews and talking about fish oil and Squiggly McRumbutter the Chainmail Sportin' Mofo was there and.....
Wooly Rhino Pube Cloak
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05/09/2012 03:23 PM
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....and Lance Cpl. Bumblebee McTurd was there and Dirt Bag Mike and Chef Boyardee's defense attorney and Pookie "Diplodocus" Robinson was there and.....
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2012 03:34 PM
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I wrap gifts, here have a bomb
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05/09/2012 03:36 PM
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I wrap gifts, here have a bomb
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signed by Geminiflybye your biggest fan
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2012 03:50 PM
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I wrap gifts, here have a bomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


signed by Geminiflybye your biggest fan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1366745


and bugsy no returns, I hope it burns, Jesus Christ is the way. Or so they say. Lets fix up another bomb,lets fix it sharper and more accurate than a crack whore licking the floor. Pick door number 4 if you want some more. Welcome back, now where did you go, didnt we say turn left, right staight 4ward, did you pass go? Here have another bomb dynamite
Anonymous Coward
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05/09/2012 04:05 PM
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Composite Master Splinter and the Deep-Dish Whirling Dervish have made more interesting sport of spectators.

We're the best ad agency in the fucking world! This campaign is simple shit, people! Get a guy in there! Dunking the fuck out a basketball!
Kamikaze Unicorn
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05/09/2012 09:47 PM
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What it is!
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05/09/2012 09:49 PM
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Burn The Ice by "Spooky" Dookie Boogerbutt

Burn the ice!
It's the end of the shift
Burn the ice!
It won't burn itself
Burn the ice!
Oh there ya go
Burn the ice!
It's a health code violation not to

I am stoopid mad fresh dope, yo! I am so fly that I give horseflies diarrhea when I am around them.

I give brittle stars panic attacks.charlie
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lol
Beep
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05/10/2012 11:33 AM
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Beep beep Boop!