Who wants to hear my bar back rap???

thats dr dre you plagiarist.....

Weeeee!!!! I can drive my spaceship real fast!!! Weeeee!!!!!

Mr. Honky Tonk don't play, that ol' sonofagun....

Tell 'em that Ol' Dingledong Deluxe sent ya!

Goldfish are generally accustomed to handling flamethrowers!

The sea slug uses the bazooka.

Life is short. Eat more gyros!

Boy did I just let out a big fart!

The Artichokes are playing freestyle snake metal now or are they sticking with frozen yogurt themed snail metal???

There needs to be a grindcore band named Sleeping Beauty that does grind versions of Cinderella songs.

I eat shrimp cuz I'm a pimp!


Move over Tupac....I am the new rapper in the game!

BLOOP!!!!!

....and Jimmy the Sphincter was there and Swanky Hank the Cooper and Jacky Joe Herald Donovan O'Sullivan Brown was there eating cashews and talking about fish oil and Squiggly McRumbutter the Chainmail Sportin' Mofo was there and.....

....and Lance Cpl. Bumblebee McTurd was there and Dirt Bag Mike and Chef Boyardee's defense attorney and Pookie "Diplodocus" Robinson was there and.....

I wrap gifts, here have a bomb

signed by Geminiflybye your biggest fan

and bugsy no returns, I hope it burns, Jesus Christ is the way. Or so they say. Lets fix up another bomb,lets fix it sharper and more accurate than a crack whore licking the floor. Pick door number 4 if you want some more. Welcome back, now where did you go, didnt we say turn left, right staight 4ward, did you pass go? Here have another bomb

Composite Master Splinter and the Deep-Dish Whirling Dervish have made more interesting sport of spectators.

We're the best ad agency in the fucking world! This campaign is simple shit, people! Get a guy in there! Dunking the fuck out a basketball!

What it is!

Beep beep Boop!

oh shit son