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Obama had an Aussie Girlfriend!!!!!! - New Biography coming out with Pics!

 
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Obama had an Aussie Girlfriend!!!!!! - New Biography coming out with Pics!
YOU'RE a smart-looking dude fresh out of college with the whole of New York to romance.
You've just broken up with a chick from California - it was a long-distance thing and she was a serious literary type who made you write to her about T.S. Eliot.
But then you meet a hot young primary school teacher in a kitchen at some party. You're wearing jeans, a T-shirt and cool leather jacket. She has an accent and it turns out she's the daughter of a diplomat. From Australia. A week later she spends the night with you. Score.
She's comfortable with you lounging around bare-chested in a blue and white sarong - hey, she grew up in Indonesia too - and doesn't mind that you wear Brut, smoke and eat raisins.
For some reason you break up and years later, while you're making a name for yourself in politics, you decide to write an autobiography.
Except, you don't talk about the raisins, the sarong or the fact she's an Aussie.


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Sorry! For some reason it didn't pop up when I searched. My apologies!hf
There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
Albert Einstein
The kingdom of God is within you and all around you. It is not within buildings of wood or stone. Split a piece of wood and you will find me. Look beneath a stone and I am there.
Stigmata
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Sorry! For some reason it didn't pop up when I searched. My apologies!hf
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Its bound to happen from time to time. thumbs
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Billshit. He grew up in a lab. Photoshop!

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