New Madrid Fault Line .

I am an expert on the New Madrid Fault Line. I am a former Government employee who has done extensive research on the fault. I have degrees in History, geology, sociology, and government administration. I was active in the public relations aspect and worked closely with FEMA. I also worked at the HAARP facility for several months.

The New Madrid Fault is a very, very serious situation.


While working at HAARP I came across information that distresses me very much. I found out that the US government controls all Earthquakes. One incident in particular bothered me. During those devastating earthquakes many things happened all under the control of the USA. The Gulf Stream ran backwards for 33 days. The Amazon River ran backwards too. All this disruption in the ocean currents along with the earth tremors and Global Warming caused a huge iceberg to break away. This huge Ice Berg to break away and sink a huge ship.

The public knows nothing about the sinking of this ship. We covered it up entirely. No reference exists anywhere. George W Bush and Dick Cheny ordered us through HAARP and Chemtrails to sink this ship. That ship was named the Titanic.

Yes they also sent a shape shifting alien to have sex with the captain just before the ship sank. The plan was to use a flying saucer to rescue the alien but she went down with the ship because the flying saucer broke down due to a flat tire. Cheny when nobody was looking sneaked out and slashed the tire. he did not want her to tell on him is why he did it but she turned herself into a Great White shark and later appeared in the movie JAWS.

I have books and DVD's for sell telling all about this and more. These are all selling so fast that you need to order yours now. I also heard through my contacts that t they will soon be banned and Government agents are on their way right now to confiscate them. The books are 89 USD and DVD's are 99 USD. Shipping and handling is 29.99 USD get them before it's too late.

The New Madrid fault is located under your house. The Government is going to set it off to drive you into a FEMA death camp. They have already killed 10 Trillion people and you are next. You can survive by following the tips in my books and DVD's. Those fools think they will still be able to collect taxes after they have killed everyone off. There are also the aliens too. They want the Earth destroyed but they are too lazy to do it themselves.

THIS POST IS MERELY A PARODY. Do not believe a word of it. if you read it and believed anything beyond the first paragraph then you need to go back to a GOOD school and get a REAL education. I wrote this post to make people stop and think about what they see on the net. I have seen too many sincere and decent people get taken in by people who just want to make a buck by ripping others off.

THIS PART IS SERIOUS. Be prepared for a New Madrid Quake. Your preparations can help you for other emergencies too. The honest truth is that our Government is too big and inept to help it's citizens. The right hand had no idea what the Left does. Most of the time they mean to do good but it don't turn out that way. this has happened because too many people with too little common sense have made it into key positions. The happens regardless of which political party is in power. Depend on yourself and no one else.