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Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.

 
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Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Study says people likes Apple because is Satanic

Shocking study published:

[link to url.ie]
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05/03/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
That's not a study, that's a bunch of Bible-tard images, and religious indoctrination crap.
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I MUST WARN YOU:

STAY AWAY OF APPLE PRODUCTS, I WILL EXPLAIN YOU THIS LATER, FOR NOW THINK ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS LIKE OUIJA BOARD BUT WITH MORE IMPLICATIONS.

I WILL POST MORE INFO..
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05/03/2012 12:18 PM
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OMG........Really OMG. lol

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:kitten on fence:
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05/03/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
TARD
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dumbest thing iv ever seen. FALSE
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05/03/2012 12:26 PM
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pfffHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god

Funniest thing ever
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Are Apple users more prosper?
Yes indeed they are more successful than not Apple users, this proves that the pact offers benefits.

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Man alive, that's some of the faultiest logic I've seen in a long time.

Apple users tend to be more prosperous because Apple products tend to be more expensive, so only prosperous people can afford.

You may as well say that Ferraris, mansions and caviar are also magic Satanic objects that make you rich, because only rich people have them.

I despair, I really do.
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05/03/2012 12:31 PM
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LOL!

cruise cruise cruise

putin

The giant BOOB. my god. Some people are as stupid as the idea of hell.
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Good lord, have you seen the rest of that 'forum'? Dozens of threads made over the last month and only the OP has replied to them. Odd stuff.
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apple1



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05/03/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I MUST WARN YOU:

STAY AWAY OF APPLE PRODUCTS, I WILL EXPLAIN YOU THIS LATER, FOR NOW THINK ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS LIKE OUIJA BOARD BUT WITH MORE IMPLICATIONS.

I WILL POST MORE INFO..
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OP BREAKING NEWS!!! SUPERMARKETS AND GREENGROCERS SELL REAL APPLES!!!!!! THEY MUST BE SATANiC TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY FROM SUPERMARKETS AND FRUIT SELLERS FOR YUOR OWN GOOD!!!!
ahhhahhhahhh
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05/03/2012 09:11 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
The half bitten apple logo symbolizes how lucifer supposedly tricked adam and eve into eating the forbidden fruit...

I am not a christian, thank god, but I do see the satanic symbolism.
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what the fuck is going on? did these bible tards finally figure out what hole to stick it in cause they seem to be multiplying out of control
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05/03/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
OP where does the bible say ANYTHING about "apples are evil"?

Here you go, see if you can find it:

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]
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05/03/2012 09:27 PM

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I don't know about you lot but everytime I whip out my I-Pad I hail Satan.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Not that I have an I-Pad,can't stand em'..They're like having a highly Magnetic/Radioacive Bib on your Genitals for Hours at a time.

Last Edited by Spittin'Cesium on 05/03/2012 09:30 PM
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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05/03/2012 09:42 PM
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Thats not a study, its a forum.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I MUST WARN YOU:

STAY AWAY OF APPLE PRODUCTS, I WILL EXPLAIN YOU THIS LATER, FOR NOW THINK ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS LIKE OUIJA BOARD BUT WITH MORE IMPLICATIONS.

I WILL POST MORE INFO..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15156703


OP BREAKING NEWS!!! SUPERMARKETS AND GREENGROCERS SELL REAL APPLES!!!!!! THEY MUST BE SATANiC TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY FROM SUPERMARKETS AND FRUIT SELLERS FOR YUOR OWN GOOD!!!!
ahhhahhhahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15488204


Oh no, triple Ahhh, we're in trouble.
I am not a anonymous coward.
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I don't know about you lot but everytime I whip out my I-Pad I hail Satan.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


have you got one of them new iPentagrams yet?
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05/03/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Shocking video:

Apple users report demonic Possessions around the world

[link to niceurl.org]
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05/03/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Never owned any apple products and don't plan to buy any in the future. Style over substance, and they make you pay for style. Have to send in unit to get batteries replaced. Steve Jobs is none for convincing people to throw out a perfectly good phone and get in debt for a $1000 or more a year.
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12/10/2012 05:24 AM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Ever tried to make an iTunes account without a credit card? then you already know Apple is Satanic!
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Ever tried to make an iTunes account without a credit card? then you already know Apple is Satanic!
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nah can be done.;-)
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I keep seeing Steve Jobs face in the trees.
John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I once saw Elvis eating an Apple at McDonalds.
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cruise

putin

Well, sin in the Garden of Eden has absolutely nothing to do with an apple or any other fruit.

It was sex between the serpent and Eve. --> Cain
Afterwards Eve had sex with Adam. --> Abel

Pretty simple.
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I keep seeing Steve Jobs face in the trees.
 Quoting: Who is Blue Fairy


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12/10/2012 06:43 AM
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
Guess what the price was of the very first Apple computer sold was?



hiding
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Satanic or not they are cunts. Boycott Apple!!!
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
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Re: Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.
I wouldn't put it beyond them. Personally though, I like them because the run smoothly and don't have 50 error messages popping up in a span of 3 seconds.

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