Shocking: study says Apple products include satanic pact.

That's not a study, that's a bunch of Bible-tard images, and religious indoctrination crap.

I MUST WARN YOU:

STAY AWAY OF APPLE PRODUCTS, I WILL EXPLAIN YOU THIS LATER, FOR NOW THINK ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS LIKE OUIJA BOARD BUT WITH MORE IMPLICATIONS.

I WILL POST MORE INFO..

OMG........Really OMG. lol

TARD

dumbest thing iv ever seen. FALSE

pfffHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god

Funniest thing ever

Man alive, that's some of the faultiest logic I've seen in a long time.

Apple users tend to be more prosperous because Apple products tend to be more expensive, so only prosperous people can afford.

You may as well say that Ferraris, mansions and caviar are also magic Satanic objects that make you rich, because only rich people have them.

I despair, I really do.

LOL!





The giant BOOB. my god. Some people are as stupid as the idea of hell.

Good lord, have you seen the rest of that 'forum'? Dozens of threads made over the last month and only the OP has replied to them. Odd stuff.

OP BREAKING NEWS!!! SUPERMARKETS AND GREENGROCERS SELL REAL APPLES!!!!!! THEY MUST BE SATANiC TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY FROM SUPERMARKETS AND FRUIT SELLERS FOR YUOR OWN GOOD!!!!

The half bitten apple logo symbolizes how lucifer supposedly tricked adam and eve into eating the forbidden fruit...

I am not a christian, thank god, but I do see the satanic symbolism.

what the fuck is going on? did these bible tards finally figure out what hole to stick it in cause they seem to be multiplying out of control

OP where does the bible say ANYTHING about "apples are evil"?

Here you go, see if you can find it:

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]

I don't know about you lot but everytime I whip out my I-Pad I hail Satan.

Not that I have an I-Pad,can't stand em'..They're like having a highly Magnetic/Radioacive Bib on your Genitals for Hours at a time.

Last Edited by Spittin'Cesium on 05/03/2012 09:30 PM

Thats not a study, its a forum.

Oh no, triple Ahhh, we're in trouble.

have you got one of them new iPentagrams yet?

Shocking video:

Apple users report demonic Possessions around the world

[link to niceurl.org]

Never owned any apple products and don't plan to buy any in the future. Style over substance, and they make you pay for style. Have to send in unit to get batteries replaced. Steve Jobs is none for convincing people to throw out a perfectly good phone and get in debt for a $1000 or more a year.

Ever tried to make an iTunes account without a credit card? then you already know Apple is Satanic!

nah can be done.;-)

I keep seeing Steve Jobs face in the trees.

I once saw Elvis eating an Apple at McDonalds.

Well, sin in the Garden of Eden has absolutely nothing to do with an apple or any other fruit.

It was sex between the serpent and Eve. --> Cain
Afterwards Eve had sex with Adam. --> Abel

Pretty simple.

Guess what the price was of the very first Apple computer sold was?

Satanic or not they are cunts. Boycott Apple!!!

I wouldn't put it beyond them. Personally though, I like them because the run smoothly and don't have 50 error messages popping up in a span of 3 seconds.