BREAKING: Rand Paul Launches Campaign: END THE TSA

I hope they just get rid of the TSA too. I have heard that people can cram something up their butt anyway, and unless they do anal or vaginal searches on all passenger's how are they going to catch that?


I have a great solution but it would cost more money to fly I think. I have thought it all out and maybe not. Let me know what you think?

1. Log into the airline homepage and pick out what scrub suit you would like to wear. These are printed with logos from various companies. There can be spongebob and my little ponies and stuff like that for kids. For teens there are music icons, sports, celebrities and such. For older people these scrubs can be printed with all sorts of things adults like. You can just order solid colors. These scrubs are hypoalergenic. They can be designed as pants or skirts. They can be designed so various religious people can find some sort of outfit they can wear in some color or design that pleases them. These outfits are made of something sort of plastic or disposable. They are waterproof. They come in all sizes. They can be made for disabled people in designs that can fit around various devices. Basically anything you can imagine they should be able to make. Part of the cost of making these is paid by the companies whose logo or brand is on the suit. The customer pays for their outfit too. The airline may not even have to pay much for manufacturing these. You also have to order any underthings you wish to wear. You can order some boxer type things or some sort of undershirt type things, if you wish. You don't have to though, sort of imagine it is like flying in your pajamas.

After you choose your outfit for yourself and/or family, it will arrive at the airport where you can pick it up. Arrive on time and allow for time to dress.

You enter a dressing room. If you are alone you can go into female or male dressing rooms, depending on whichever gender you identify yourself with. If you are with kids, go into a family dressing room. If you are disabled or need help dressing, then a family member can help you. If you have no one to help you dress, an attendant will help you. You can dress as much as you are able and then ask for help pulling up your pants or something.

There you will find stalls. The stalls have about a foot of space under the door. In the best circumstance, Attendants can see only your feet as you undress. In the dressing room there are no hooks and maybe only a bench to sit on. These should be roomy enough for most people to dress but not to store or hide any items.

You undress and you have to make ALL your clothing and items hit the floor, except for any medical devices you have to have on you, like a catheter or colostomy or something.

I sort of think it would be best if you just didn't worry about a bra or underwear but just wear this scrub suit sort of thing. Then you just pass all your clothing to the attendant. If you want your bra or underwear back, they'll have to inspect it first. Then they can pass it back to you.

Then you can dress in your underthings and the scrub suit things. You can dress your kids in there too, so no one has to look at them. Just pass their stuff under the door too.

Maybe there can be some sort of sensors sniffing the air as you undress but no one is looking in there.
Maybe there can be some sort of weight sensors so they can tell if maybe you went in one weight and things are not adding up.

But basically you are going to wearing different things boarding the plane then when you get off the plane you can get your other things back.

I think it would work well and be better recieved than the pat downs and things.

That sounds worse than the TSA pat-downs...

I hope they just get rid of the TSA too. I have heard that people can cram something up their butt anyway, and unless they do anal or vaginal searches on all passenger's how are they going to catch that?


I have a great solution but it would cost more money to fly I think. I have thought it all out and maybe not. Let me know what you think?

1. Log into the airline homepage and pick out what scrub suit you would like to wear. These are printed with logos from various companies. There can be spongebob and my little ponies and stuff like that for kids. For teens there are music icons, sports, celebrities and such. For older people these scrubs can be printed with all sorts of things adults like. You can just order solid colors. These scrubs are hypoalergenic. They can be designed as pants or skirts. They can be designed so various religious people can find some sort of outfit they can wear in some color or design that pleases them. These outfits are made of something sort of plastic or disposable. They are waterproof. They come in all sizes. They can be made for disabled people in designs that can fit around various devices. Basically anything you can imagine they should be able to make. Part of the cost of making these is paid by the companies whose logo or brand is on the suit. The customer pays for their outfit too. The airline may not even have to pay much for manufacturing these. You also have to order any underthings you wish to wear. You can order some boxer type things or some sort of undershirt type things, if you wish. You don't have to though, sort of imagine it is like flying in your pajamas.

After you choose your outfit for yourself and/or family, it will arrive at the airport where you can pick it up. Arrive on time and allow for time to dress.

You enter a dressing room. If you are alone you can go into female or male dressing rooms, depending on whichever gender you identify yourself with. If you are with kids, go into a family dressing room. If you are disabled or need help dressing, then a family member can help you. If you have no one to help you dress, an attendant will help you. You can dress as much as you are able and then ask for help pulling up your pants or something.

There you will find stalls. The stalls have about a foot of space under the door. In the best circumstance, Attendants can see only your feet as you undress. In the dressing room there are no hooks and maybe only a bench to sit on. These should be roomy enough for most people to dress but not to store or hide any items.

You undress and you have to make ALL your clothing and items hit the floor, except for any medical devices you have to have on you, like a catheter or colostomy or something.

I sort of think it would be best if you just didn't worry about a bra or underwear but just wear this scrub suit sort of thing. Then you just pass all your clothing to the attendant. If you want your bra or underwear back, they'll have to inspect it first. Then they can pass it back to you.

Then you can dress in your underthings and the scrub suit things. You can dress your kids in there too, so no one has to look at them. Just pass their stuff under the door too.

Maybe there can be some sort of sensors sniffing the air as you undress but no one is looking in there.
Maybe there can be some sort of weight sensors so they can tell if maybe you went in one weight and things are not adding up.

But basically you are going to wearing different things boarding the plane then when you get off the plane you can get your other things back.

I think it would work well and be better recieved than the pat downs and things.

And equally sinister, do you work for them ?

I hope they just get rid of the TSA too. I have heard that people can cram something up their butt anyway, and unless they do anal or vaginal searches on all passenger's how are they going to catch that?


I have a great solution but it would cost more money to fly I think. I have thought it all out and maybe not. Let me know what you think?

1. Log into the airline homepage and pick out what scrub suit you would like to wear. These are printed with logos from various companies. There can be spongebob and my little ponies and stuff like that for kids. For teens there are music icons, sports, celebrities and such. For older people these scrubs can be printed with all sorts of things adults like. You can just order solid colors. These scrubs are hypoalergenic. They can be designed as pants or skirts. They can be designed so various religious people can find some sort of outfit they can wear in some color or design that pleases them. These outfits are made of something sort of plastic or disposable. They are waterproof. They come in all sizes. They can be made for disabled people in designs that can fit around various devices. Basically anything you can imagine they should be able to make. Part of the cost of making these is paid by the companies whose logo or brand is on the suit. The customer pays for their outfit too. The airline may not even have to pay much for manufacturing these. You also have to order any underthings you wish to wear. You can order some boxer type things or some sort of undershirt type things, if you wish. You don't have to though, sort of imagine it is like flying in your pajamas.

After you choose your outfit for yourself and/or family, it will arrive at the airport where you can pick it up. Arrive on time and allow for time to dress.

You enter a dressing room. If you are alone you can go into female or male dressing rooms, depending on whichever gender you identify yourself with. If you are with kids, go into a family dressing room. If you are disabled or need help dressing, then a family member can help you. If you have no one to help you dress, an attendant will help you. You can dress as much as you are able and then ask for help pulling up your pants or something.

There you will find stalls. The stalls have about a foot of space under the door. In the best circumstance, Attendants can see only your feet as you undress. In the dressing room there are no hooks and maybe only a bench to sit on. These should be roomy enough for most people to dress but not to store or hide any items.

You undress and you have to make ALL your clothing and items hit the floor, except for any medical devices you have to have on you, like a catheter or colostomy or something.

I sort of think it would be best if you just didn't worry about a bra or underwear but just wear this scrub suit sort of thing. Then you just pass all your clothing to the attendant. If you want your bra or underwear back, they'll have to inspect it first. Then they can pass it back to you.

Then you can dress in your underthings and the scrub suit things. You can dress your kids in there too, so no one has to look at them. Just pass their stuff under the door too.

Maybe there can be some sort of sensors sniffing the air as you undress but no one is looking in there.
Maybe there can be some sort of weight sensors so they can tell if maybe you went in one weight and things are not adding up.

But basically you are going to wearing different things boarding the plane then when you get off the plane you can get your other things back.

I think it would work well and be better recieved than the pat downs and things.