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I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka

 
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
If it makes you feel any better, I heard a rumor that in afganistan our military cooks tricked locals into eating bacon by lying to them about what kind of meat it was. So apparently it is the American way.
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Did they serve chilled vodka?
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05/03/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
you must be one SHITTY COOK!!!

even a dog wouldn't eat that fucking meal!!!lolpick
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I wiped the ham and bacon on my shoes, noticing the dog shit on my shoes, then promptly opened the Koran to the right passage, said a prayer to Bakaki and ate it.

What is wrong here?
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05/03/2012 10:46 PM
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What did you tell them it was?
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05/03/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Just showin the love baby...showin the love
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You can eat by the candlelight of my Koran candle.
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05/03/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Just showin the love baby...showin the love
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You can eat by the candlelight of my Koran candle.
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The fire from burning the Quran gives enough light. Thanks!
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05/03/2012 11:06 PM
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OP, why would you be so spiteful as to INTENTIONALLY be offensive to YOUR NEIGHBORS? You should read the Sermon on the Mount, friend.
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05/03/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
OP, why would you be so spiteful as to INTENTIONALLY be offensive to YOUR NEIGHBORS? You should read the Sermon on the Mount, friend.
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Read the post. Just showin the love baby....just showin the love
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05/03/2012 11:14 PM
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All my hollowpoints are filled with bacon grease.pennywise
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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05/03/2012 11:15 PM
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All my hollowpoints are filled with bacon grease.pennywise
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Hahahahahahahahaha.........

Go to Dearborn Michigan and have a pig roast at all the local mosques and give out free bacon sandwiches to the homeless Mooslimes
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05/03/2012 11:30 PM
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Pay it forward I say haha
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05/03/2012 11:45 PM
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Fuck you.

I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.
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05/03/2012 11:48 PM
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Fuck, I can use a really good ham sandwich right now.
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Fuck, I can use a really good ham sandwich right now.
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Find a Mooslime and ham it up!

Bring him a goat too. He'll love you for it!
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05/03/2012 11:57 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Fuck, I can use a really good ham sandwich right now.
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Find a Mooslime and ham it up!

Bring him a goat too. He'll love you for it!
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I have a 9 year old daughter, no way I'm letting a muslim in my house!lmao
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05/03/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Fuck, I can use a really good ham sandwich right now.
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Find a Mooslime and ham it up!

Bring him a goat too. He'll love you for it!
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I have a 9 year old daughter, no way I'm letting a muslim in my house!lmao
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Muzzies like goats.......
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05/04/2012 12:14 AM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Next time, first pour coca-cola over the pork to marinate.

Wait awhile and the parasites will work their way
out of the meat and float to the top.

Rinse, and proceed with a great meal.

Enjoy!
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05/04/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Next time, first pour coca-cola over the pork to marinate.

Wait awhile and the parasites will work their way
out of the meat and float to the top.

Rinse, and proceed with a great meal.

Enjoy!
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Hey...great!

Then cook over fire started by burning the pile of Quran Bibles.

Awesome
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05/04/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Next time, first pour coca-cola over the pork to marinate.

Wait awhile and the parasites will work their way
out of the meat and float to the top.

Rinse, and proceed with a great meal.

Enjoy!
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Hey...great!

Then cook over fire started by burning the pile of Quran Bibles.

Awesome
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15283656


I don't do burn books, but I know people who do!

I've also seen bad books messin' with people's
head so much that they went to the trash and
threw the book into the garbage can
so hard that it rattled the neighborhood.

Burn it, bury it, throw it, just get rid of it.
Some shit written on paper is just that.
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05/04/2012 01:50 AM
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Eat it, your post is idiotic at best! This is what they teach you in Sunday school? To belittle other religions? Why don't you go pick up your bible and read it before being the ignorant ass that you are! I could make many other assumptions about your lack of intelligence but why waste my time. Go to college and take a world religions class, and a world history class so you can understand yourself how stupid you sound! Sounds like you would get along with my alcoholic, baptist neighbors...who go to church every week. EAT SHIT AND DIE SCUM!
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LOL uninformed one !
guess you never ever heard of the moooslim cabbie REFUSING to take passengers with SEALED PURCHASES OF BOOZE-
CASHIERS REFUSING TO RING UP pork products
etc

guees they were BETTER EDUCATED,eh ?
now what
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05/04/2012 02:04 AM
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I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.
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yeah what ever you probly eat hot dogs.
now what
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05/04/2012 02:12 AM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Eat it, your post is idiotic at best! This is what they teach you in Sunday school? To belittle other religions? Why don't you go pick up your bible and read it before being the ignorant ass that you are! I could make many other assumptions about your lack of intelligence but why waste my time. Go to college and take a world religions class, and a world history class so you can understand yourself how stupid you sound! Sounds like you would get along with my alcoholic, baptist neighbors...who go to church every week. EAT SHIT AND DIE SCUM!
 Quoting: BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN! 2066149


LOL uninformed one !
guess you never ever heard of the moooslim cabbie REFUSING to take passengers with SEALED PURCHASES OF BOOZE-
CASHIERS REFUSING TO RING UP pork products
etc

guees they were BETTER EDUCATED,eh ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1169966


shut up. we still have freedom of speech( kind of )) i think you guys r stupid. we should be friendly teach them american ways. dont you watch tv? we have standards these people expect us to met. we owe it to the new bees. plus you must not work retail,thats where you find out who is who. rude people come in blankets.
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Eat it, your post is idiotic at best! This is what they teach you in Sunday school? To belittle other religions? Why don't you go pick up your bible and read it before being the ignorant ass that you are! I could make many other assumptions about your lack of intelligence but why waste my time. Go to college and take a world religions class, and a world history class so you can understand yourself how stupid you sound! Sounds like you would get along with my alcoholic, baptist neighbors...who go to church every week. EAT SHIT AND DIE SCUM!
 Quoting: BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN! 2066149


LOL uninformed one !
guess you never ever heard of the moooslim cabbie REFUSING to take passengers with SEALED PURCHASES OF BOOZE-
CASHIERS REFUSING TO RING UP pork products
etc

guees they were BETTER EDUCATED,eh ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1169966


shut up. we still have freedom of speech( kind of )) i think you guys r stupid. we should be friendly teach them american ways. dont you watch tv? we have standards these people expect us to met. we owe it to the new bees. plus you must not work retail,thats where you find out who is who. rude people come in blankets.
 Quoting: now what 6391715


What a moron. There are levels of stupid and you take the cake.

Muslims hate you asswipe.
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05/04/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
OP, why would you be so spiteful as to INTENTIONALLY be offensive to YOUR NEIGHBORS? You should read the Sermon on the Mount, friend.
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yeah the sermon on the mount would be a good part to start off the evening with.there are great recipes for ham balls. just slip a few into some pasta souce. then get a camera ready for a group shot, just a theroy,but may flsh reptilian. plus what are we supose to stop being american and or christain?
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05/04/2012 02:27 AM
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and after dinner, you invited him to watch you, your mom and dad and sister all fucking each other, right?
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This
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
Eat it, your post is idiotic at best! This is what they teach you in Sunday school? To belittle other religions? Why don't you go pick up your bible and read it before being the ignorant ass that you are! I could make many other assumptions about your lack of intelligence but why waste my time. Go to college and take a world religions class, and a world history class so you can understand yourself how stupid you sound! Sounds like you would get along with my alcoholic, baptist neighbors...who go to church every week. EAT SHIT AND DIE SCUM!
 Quoting: BEFORE SHIT HITS THE FAN! 2066149


LOL uninformed one !
guess you never ever heard of the moooslim cabbie REFUSING to take passengers with SEALED PURCHASES OF BOOZE-
CASHIERS REFUSING TO RING UP pork products
etc

guees they were BETTER EDUCATED,eh ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1169966


shut up. we still have freedom of speech( kind of )) i think you guys r stupid. we should be friendly teach them american ways. dont you watch tv? we have standards these people expect us to met. we owe it to the new bees. plus you must not work retail,thats where you find out who is who. rude people come in blankets.
 Quoting: now what 6391715


What a moron. There are levels of stupid and you take the cake.

Muslims hate you asswipe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15283656
i was being cynical. i think they think americans are like mtv. because of my job and my neighborhood. plus if th "b" is wareing a blanket and you dont stop what you are doing and wait on them directly they treat you like an infadel. but your right the muzzies probubly do hate me. but the hated Jesus too. i have been laughing eyes tearing. so maybe make ham balls and hide them in the pasta sauce. im bad.tomato
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I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.
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Eat shit and die you libtard dumbfuck

I trust a Mooslime rapes your ass after bangin a goat
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I guess everyone who isn't a hippo-critical religious jackass is a "libtard". For example if I were to say, "I understand and respect your beliefs while holding different ones of my own." I would be a libtard dumbfuck. If I say, "muslims are terrorists, come eat some ham while I burn the quran. America!!" I'm just a regular old dude, definitely not a dumbfuck.
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LOL uninformed one !
guess you never ever heard of the moooslim cabbie REFUSING to take passengers with SEALED PURCHASES OF BOOZE-
CASHIERS REFUSING TO RING UP pork products
etc

guees they were BETTER EDUCATED,eh ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1169966


shut up. we still have freedom of speech( kind of )) i think you guys r stupid. we should be friendly teach them american ways. dont you watch tv? we have standards these people expect us to met. we owe it to the new bees. plus you must not work retail,thats where you find out who is who. rude people come in blankets.
 Quoting: now what 6391715


What a moron. There are levels of stupid and you take the cake.

Muslims hate you asswipe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15283656
i was being cynical. i think they think americans are like mtv. because of my job and my neighborhood. plus if th "b" is wareing a blanket and you dont stop what you are doing and wait on them directly they treat you like an infadel. but your right the muzzies probubly do hate me. but the hated Jesus too. i have been laughing eyes tearing. so maybe make ham balls and hide them in the pasta sauce. im bad.tomato
 Quoting: now what 6391715


whateverwhatever Muslims do not hate Jesus you uneducated fool! Use ur little brain to google up some info about Jesus and Islam! I am assuming you know how to use google!
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15454119


Eat shit and die you libtard dumbfuck

I trust a Mooslime rapes your ass after bangin a goat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15283656


I guess everyone who isn't a hippo-critical religious jackass is a "libtard". For example if I were to say, "I understand and respect your beliefs while holding different ones of my own." I would be a libtard dumbfuck. If I say, "muslims are terrorists, come eat some ham while I burn the quran. America!!" I'm just a regular old dude, definitely not a dumbfuck.
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I'm a genius bro. Like you never seen.

I am having the Mooslimes over again for ham and bacon and chilled vodka. They will eat and drink and be merry.

Just showin the love baby!
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05/04/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
You're all invited. The Muzzies will be here soon.

Ahhhh.....chilled vodka and ham sandwiches with extra bacon and cheese!
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Re: I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka
I pay my Muslim friends in bacon and pork products. I slap a greasy pc of bacon in thier hands and they look at it and say, "Thanks bro." lmao!