I invited the Muslim neighbors over for a ham, bacon dinner with vodka

Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner.

Share some of your bacon with a Muslim, while he sodomizes your goat.

Then you have a friend for life

If it makes you feel any better, I heard a rumor that in afganistan our military cooks tricked locals into eating bacon by lying to them about what kind of meat it was. So apparently it is the American way.

Oh no..I forgot to mention. I cooked the ham over a fire I started by burning the Quran

Thomas Jefferson owned a Quran.

What do you think of him?

I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.

you must be one SHITTY COOK!!!

even a dog wouldn't eat that fucking meal!!!

Well if you did read the Holy Bible, you would know pig is unclean meat, not biblically kosher.


Also real Christians, will not drink alcohol...



I would not eat ham, or drink your booze either.




Signed, a Christian.

surfs up Moosie boy!

I hope they kick your ass for being such an arrogant bastard. Oh by they way you are just as brain washed as they are if you are Christian. Plus do you get off on offending peoples customs? I hope the same comes to you.

Just showin the love baby...showin the love

you must be one SHITTY COOK!!!

even a dog wouldn't eat that fucking meal!!!

What's wrong with you? My dogs love ham and bacon! They would however, be very unlikely to want to chase the meal with vodka.