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You Might Be A Redneck If...(Photos Inside!)

 
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You Might Be A Redneck If...(Photos Inside!)
Redneck Harley
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Redneck Bass Boat
:redneck2:

Redneck Grill
:redneck3:

Redneck Horseshoes
:redneck4:

Redneck Lawn mower
:redneck5:

Redneck Weather Station
redneck6

Redneck Pet Carrier
:redneck7:

Redneck Gingerbread House
:redneck8:

Redneck Palm Pilot
:redneck9:

Redneck Powerball Winner
:redneck10:

The Powerball Winner on Vacation
:redneck11:

You Might be a redneck if...A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...
:redneck12:

You need fashion tips from your husband
:redneck13:

Your wedding cake looked like this...
:redneck14:

Your doghouse looks like this...
:redneck15:

You have a deer's butt for a door bell...
:redneck16:

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...
:redneck17:

Or, if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...
:redneck18:

Redneck Mailbox
:redneckmailbox:

Redneck Limo
:rednecklimo:

Redneck Mobile Home
:redneckmobile:

Redneck Tank
:rednecktank:

Redneck Sports Bra
:redneckbra:

Redneck Special Forces
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Last Edited by Xerces on 05/22/2012 12:02 AM
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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laugh , funny pics , the deer door bell was funny
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laugh , funny pics , the deer door bell was funny
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I wonder how much that lawnmower cost to build...*ponder*
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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laugh , funny pics , the deer door bell was funny
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I wonder how much that lawnmower cost to build...*ponder*
 Quoting: Xerces


how about the pet carrier chuckle
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“We have allowed our nation to be over taxed and over regulated and overrun by bureaucrats, the founders would be ashamed of us for what we're putting up with.” Ron Paul
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“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe ... when he desires them.” Ron Swanson
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Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


wtf laugh
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laugh , funny pics , the deer door bell was funny
 Quoting: 12.21.12


I wonder how much that lawnmower cost to build...*ponder*
 Quoting: Xerces


how about the pet carrier chuckle
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Cat looks pissed.
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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More then what is on the far right...what's wrong with that man and woman!?!?!?
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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Walmart one is killing me.
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Walmart one is killing me.
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Don't have to dress up to go to the dollar store...

cruise
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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More then what is on the far right...what's wrong with that man and woman!?!?!?
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Inbreeding would be my guess.
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That on the far right is...CrazyJarHead.

Thanks for the family photo!
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 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


That on the far right is...CrazyJarHead.

Thanks for the family photo!
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xerces061
"A truth's initial commotion is directly proportional to how deeply the lie was believed. When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker, a raving lunatic."
-Dresden James

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, and third, it is accepted as self-evident."
-Arthur Schopenhauer
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 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


That on the far right is...CrazyJarHead.

Thanks for the family photo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3632012


laugh
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The entire family is a circus side show... 5a
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That weather station is awesome.
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fle
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead


The Original Avengers

From Left to right:
1. Troubles: Master assasin and professional theif
2. Dirk: Iron jaw and fastest hands on the planet
3. Hordor: Super human strength
4. Tina the telepath: moves objects by thinking
5. Skeptical Sue: Can see into the souls of men
6. William: Philosipher, poet, warrior... and also gay
7. Radical LArry: This guy is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground

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When all of your wishes have been granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed...
When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you...
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:fle:
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That on the far right is...CrazyJarHead.

Thanks for the family photo!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3632012


lmao
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:fle:
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Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground
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Looking at him after reading that cracked me up.
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wtf laugh
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Ah inbreeding, gotta love it. His wife is also his sister and possibly his mother.
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More then what is on the far right...what's wrong with that man and woman!?!?!?
 Quoting: Xerces


Inbreeding would be my guess.
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Child on the far right has microcephaly. What's wrong with the rest of the group is anybodies guess.
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Holy fucking shit I just lost it! That is too fucking funny.
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the hostes wedding cake is funny
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The chick in the confederate bikini is hot. I might just fap to that.
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The chick in the confederate bikini is hot. I might just fap to that.
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ewwww, ish
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The chick in the confederate bikini is hot. I might just fap to that.
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ewwww, ish
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Oh, like you didn't think the same thing. Attainable is hot.
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That wooden chopper needs a hand rubbed triple coat stain and shellac to pimp it out.....
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not nice to make fun of people's deformities , and then you complain why our society today lacks a sense of empathy ??
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not nice to make fun of people's deformities , and then you complain why our society today lacks a sense of empathy ??
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I'm sure they won't mind.
The worms have give them a makeover by now.
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cruise omg lololololololololol

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