Deep Thoughts 101 - Corporate Restructuring * * * * * * * * * *
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06/29/2012 07:15 PM
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I've found that the typical office culture and work environment really eats away at your soul. Many are uncomfortable in their work attire, rotting away behind a confined cubicle, and having to adhere to all of the structure and red tape that's inherent in most corporate office atmospheres - it's very demeaning! You are not treated with the respect you deserve and it makes you feel like less of a person than you really are....Quoting: ANHEDONIC
I long for the day where I am calling the shots and everyone will be mandated to wear sweatpants and sweatsuits. Everyone will be comfortable and relaxed, and have the ability to move swiftly should they need to. Employees will be happier and more comfortable, thus productivity will be increased as well as overall employee health.
Business clients who visit the office for the first time will initially be taken back by our office culture, but then they will quickly come to appreciate the novelty and outside the box thinking that is employed. When a businessman in a suit finally acknowledges the satisfaction in having the freedom to wear the clearly more comfortable attire - he will inevitably come to view our operation with a new found appreciation and respect. The company's unique and innovative standards will be the talk of the industry, and others will contemplate emulating it.
Everyone will have Wednesdays off to break up the work week. On 2, off 1, on 2, off 2. Who wouldn't sleep better on Sundays nights knowing you only had to work for the next 2 days, and then got a personal day for your own needs? Who wouldn't mind reporting back to work on Thursday knowing you only had to work 2 more days and then got another 2 days off for the weekend for more relaxation and enjoyment? Who couldn't use an extra day during the week to take care of your business or to spend valuable time with your family?
There will be no drug testing and you will be judged solely on the basis of your integrity, the quality of your character, and your work performance.
When you report to work next Monday and you're unhappy - remember this thread and spread the word.
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