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Debauchery User ID: 15455863  United States05/05/2012 09:41 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why I respect and LOVE women... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6602975 First of all it was a Woman that suffered the pain of my birth. She fed me, loved me, nursed me, diapered me, read me bedtime stories, kissed my tears, clothed me, got me all the right shots, enrolled me in school, did my laundry, kept quiet about things she knew would embarrass me, cried for me, ad infinitum..... Then it was a Woman that made me breathless...the soft skin, the hair, the aura, the giggles, the scent, the way they walk, talk...the way they pay attention to EVERY detail, there insecurities...the way they desire to communicate..the way they want to cuddle..their illogical emotions, their tears, the depths of their capacity to love and sacrifice EVERYTHING for those they care about. The way they drive a car and are clueless about all things mechanical...I could go on, but I sense a shill coming on... Ive said my piece...This world would be NOTHING without that feminine species...NOTHING!!! News flash. Women don't go through much pain giving birth. That's all jewish produced hype on TV to discourage child birth. I've watched dogs, cows & pigs give birth. None have howled in pain, went through the gyrations we see on the tv. Birth is meant to be easy for the most part, mother nature knows best how to continue her species. It's not 100% absolute, but for the most part, giving birth isn't as painful as it's made out to be.  I've given birth a couple times. I did it drug free with one and had a spinal with the second child that wore off before the big finale. Both were extremely painful. I'm calling bullshit. We're human beings, not animals, it's a shitty comparison. Some women breeze through it, others don't. Period. Don't speak for all women. You don't have a clue. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen. |
| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL!! Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Baldrick I don't think there's been any danger of that for quite some time now. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let me add that women are fun to have fun with.... I like being mean to them. "Do these jeans make my arse look big?" "No you arse does that by itself" Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| Awakened In Christ User ID: 13858916 United States05/05/2012 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why I respect and LOVE women... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6602975 First of all it was a Woman that suffered the pain of my birth. She fed me, loved me, nursed me, diapered me, read me bedtime stories, kissed my tears, clothed me, got me all the right shots, enrolled me in school, did my laundry, kept quiet about things she knew would embarrass me, cried for me, ad infinitum..... Then it was a Woman that made me breathless...the soft skin, the hair, the aura, the giggles, the scent, the way they walk, talk...the way they pay attention to EVERY detail, there insecurities...the way they desire to communicate..the way they want to cuddle..their illogical emotions, their tears, the depths of their capacity to love and sacrifice EVERYTHING for those they care about. The way they drive a car and are clueless about all things mechanical...I could go on, but I sense a shill coming on... Ive said my piece...This world would be NOTHING without that feminine species...NOTHING!!! That's beautiful and refreshing! Nice to hear such lovely thoughts on GLP. As a mother and a woman thank you!  Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever, is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, If there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, let your mind dwell on these things. ~Philippians 4:8 ~Romans 8:31-32~ 31 What then shall we say to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us? 32 He who did not spare his own Son but gave him up for us all, how will he not also with him graciously give us all things? |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her: "Baldrick you left the toilet seat up again!!!! I'm mad as hell" Me: "Sorry" Next day Me: "Dammit who left the toilet seat up? Fuck!" I'm the only guy in the house but I suspect it was payback.... Moral of the story. Look before you back it in... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Baldrick I don't think there's been any danger of that for quite some time now. Damn shame ya cant give me another little red star for a whole week. Put me on your to-do list please. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 15317818 United States05/05/2012 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why I respect and LOVE women... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6602975 First of all it was a Woman that suffered the pain of my birth. She fed me, loved me, nursed me, diapered me, read me bedtime stories, kissed my tears, clothed me, got me all the right shots, enrolled me in school, did my laundry, kept quiet about things she knew would embarrass me, cried for me, ad infinitum..... Then it was a Woman that made me breathless...the soft skin, the hair, the aura, the giggles, the scent, the way they walk, talk...the way they pay attention to EVERY detail, there insecurities...the way they desire to communicate..the way they want to cuddle..their illogical emotions, their tears, the depths of their capacity to love and sacrifice EVERYTHING for those they care about. The way they drive a car and are clueless about all things mechanical...I could go on, but I sense a shill coming on... Ive said my piece...This world would be NOTHING without that feminine species...NOTHING!!! News flash. Women don't go through much pain giving birth. That's all jewish produced hype on TV to discourage child birth. I've watched dogs, cows & pigs give birth. None have howled in pain, went through the gyrations we see on the tv. Birth is meant to be easy for the most part, mother nature knows best how to continue her species. It's not 100% absolute, but for the most part, giving birth isn't as painful as it's made out to be. Definitely a guy who wouldn't know shit about giving birth. I damn near died if it weren't for a brilliant doctor and it was more painful than my shoulder which dislocates every once in a while. |
| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't think there's been any danger of that for quite some time now. Damn shame ya cant give me another little red star for a whole week. Put me on your to-do list please. What's a red star? Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why I respect and LOVE women... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6602975 First of all it was a Woman that suffered the pain of my birth. She fed me, loved me, nursed me, diapered me, read me bedtime stories, kissed my tears, clothed me, got me all the right shots, enrolled me in school, did my laundry, kept quiet about things she knew would embarrass me, cried for me, ad infinitum..... Then it was a Woman that made me breathless...the soft skin, the hair, the aura, the giggles, the scent, the way they walk, talk...the way they pay attention to EVERY detail, there insecurities...the way they desire to communicate..the way they want to cuddle..their illogical emotions, their tears, the depths of their capacity to love and sacrifice EVERYTHING for those they care about. The way they drive a car and are clueless about all things mechanical...I could go on, but I sense a shill coming on... Ive said my piece...This world would be NOTHING without that feminine species...NOTHING!!! News flash. Women don't go through much pain giving birth. That's all jewish produced hype on TV to discourage child birth. I've watched dogs, cows & pigs give birth. None have howled in pain, went through the gyrations we see on the tv. Birth is meant to be easy for the most part, mother nature knows best how to continue her species. It's not 100% absolute, but for the most part, giving birth isn't as painful as it's made out to be. Definitely a guy who wouldn't know shit about giving birth. I damn near died if it weren't for a brilliant doctor and it was more painful than my shoulder which dislocates every once in a while. Was that for real? Some GLP tard obviously a male commenting on the lack of pain of childbirth... Brave man. Incredibly stupid, but brave non the less. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn shame ya cant give me another little red star for a whole week. Put me on your to-do list please. What's a red star? Which reminds me, why ARE the voting stars red here, is it a subtle reference to .. Planet X? Off topic I know but.... Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn shame ya cant give me another little red star for a whole week. Put me on your to-do list please. What's a red star? The colour of someones opinion.... Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn shame ya cant give me another little red star for a whole week. Put me on your to-do list please. What's a red star? Which reminds me, why ARE the voting stars red here, is it a subtle reference to .. Planet X? Off topic I know but.... Apparently red is a bad colour. I wouldnt look too deep into it. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
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| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What are you talking about?? Is someone giving you red karma? Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It wasnt you? Oh good, coz I put you on my buddy list and gave you green.... And will do so to any female who thinks giving me their opinion in red matters.  Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe I should start a thread about girls and pedestals and the inherent dangers therein... Quoting: Baldrick Thoughts? Like I said.. I don't think that's necessary. There is ZERO danger in the world of men thinking too highly of women. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
| JATMON User ID: 13735393 United States05/05/2012 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It wasnt you? Oh good, coz I put you on my buddy list and gave you green.... And will do so to any female who thinks giving me their opinion in red matters. No. I don't participate in the karma system. Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. John Stuart Mill ************ It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. Mike Royko |
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| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It wasnt you? Oh good, coz I put you on my buddy list and gave you green.... And will do so to any female who thinks giving me their opinion in red matters. No. I don't participate in the karma system. Yeah should be mandatory signing of names. I like how the red ones are so sure of their opinion they dont sign their names. No names, it matters not.  I laugh at it. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
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| Baldrick User ID: 15590112 Australia05/05/2012 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe I should start a thread about girls and pedestals and the inherent dangers therein... Quoting: Baldrick Thoughts? Like I said.. I don't think that's necessary. There is ZERO danger in the world of men thinking too highly of women. Seems to be that way which is a bit sad. Nothing wrong with mucking around and a bit of leg pulling, but the rhetoric of some people against the opposite sex would be laughable only if they werent members of society. Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000? Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle. |
