Turn on your filter of quantum entanglement...lol

The sister (not-in-law) is convinced you and I are having internet sex. Convinced I told her this. Long ago I had a conversation with her asking about what she thought about phone sex. Since that time her husband was caught having internet sex. She proceeded to tell the ex of 18 years (while I was on vacation) that I had told her I was way back then because in my conversation with her I brought up our email correspondence and meeting a friend.

So to shorten it, because I feel sure you are already laughing, my last phone message from her she rages the terminology “caught with your pants down”. Well besides, quantum entanglement and musings and so forth and so much, I burst out in a “brilliantly disturbing” laugh when she used those words, as some of our time was also spent with me sharing having been raped and sexually abused.

Can you get a short story out of that one?