I was relaxing drinking some katlenburger strawberry wine

It was mellow, I was relaxing, such a nice sparkling strawberry wine so smooth and mellow, made out of nice strawberries, Germans did such a good job on that one.

Then I opened some Arrogant frog French sparkling Rose wine, and now im covered in the shit!!
No wonder its called Arrogant frog, im pissed off now!!
Arrogant bastards!!! And I didn't even shake it up!!
It comes "Pre Shaken Up", by those arrogant French bastards!!!