I was relaxing drinking some katlenburger strawberry wine
It was mellow, I was relaxing, such a nice sparkling strawberry wine so smooth and mellow, made out of nice strawberries, Germans did such a good job on that one.
Then I opened some Arrogant frog French sparkling Rose wine, and now im covered in the shit!! No wonder its called Arrogant frog, im pissed off now!! Arrogant bastards!!! And I didn't even shake it up!! It comes "Pre Shaken Up", by those arrogant French bastards!!!