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Tim Burton's Johnny Depp- Dark Shadows WTF?!!?

 
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Tim Burton's Johnny Depp- Dark Shadows WTF?!!?
Ok W......T......F [!]


I've just seen the trailer for Dark Shadows with Johnny Depp. Its a fucking COMEDY!?!?! Burton SUCKS now!

Dark Shadows may have been campy and cheaply produced, but it was actually a pretty good horror soap. It wasn't meant to be broadly comedic exactly... It had a lot of occult truths in it that only those who've experienced would know.

Tim Burton ruined Alice in Wonderland too. I took my friend to see that one (he never read the book) TRUSTING that Burton would do it justice as a dark, Victorian nightmare in which a child.... a CHILD[!!] undergoes a series of incredibly violent and disturbing experiences.

Instead, I shamefully watched as Burton turned it into a DISNEY-fest complete with a hip-hop dancing Johnny Depp 1dunno1 and a story lifted directly from Pride and Prejudice wtf And the characters were all different too..not to mention STUPID as HELL!!

My friend was like: "That was the story?? It kind of sucked" I had explained to him what a cool and disturbing story it was, I begged him to read the book and see how different it was, but of course he was turned off to it from the film and didn't believe me.

And this is exactly what Burton was ordered to do by his Disney SLAVE MASTERS, and it mirrors everything that's wrong with our society today. Along with destroying creativity, the old classics must also be destroyed for newer generations who will never read/see the originals, believing that what they see in the theatre is the actual story.

Its horrible. I was excited to see Dark Shadows, and even encouraged my boyfriend to watch it with me, but I'm so glad I saw the trailer because I'll be saving my money on this one. Burton has lost it. He's owned by the DISNEY Corporation like everything else.
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Uhhh... I've worked in production and the folks whom create trailers are not the same folks whom edit the film. Watch the film anyways, you might surprise yourself. Good day! -alex.
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When I heard this was made into a goofy comedy it automatically turned me off from going to see it. I loved the original story.
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Uhhh... I've worked in production and the folks whom create trailers are not the same folks whom edit the film. Watch the film anyways, you might surprise yourself. Good day! -alex.
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The Divinity in me bows to the Divinity in you... In other words, Namaste In lak'ech GLPeers!
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Haven't you heard? vampires are the 'in thing' this season 'cuz twilight waz s0 kool n it spoke 2 me.' Just directors jumping onto the same bandwagon as they've always done for the past 40 years.
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Haven't you heard? vampires are the 'in thing' this season 'cuz twilight waz s0 kool n it spoke 2 me.' Just directors jumping onto the same bandwagon as they've always done for the past 40 years.
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thats "hot"
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Poor jonathan frid must be spinning in his grave. Didn't he die recently?
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Yes, Tim we get it! You want Johnny Depp to bang your wife.
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Iq totally agree with you about Alice in Wonderland. Part of what made it cool was that it happened to a kid. Plus where was the brilliant dialogue and riddles that made the book so genius?
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No idea what the original show was all about but the movie looks just fucking awful.
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Re: Tim Burton's Johnny Depp- Dark Shadows WTF?!!?
Haven't you heard? vampires are the 'in thing' this season 'cuz twilight waz s0 kool n it spoke 2 me.' Just directors jumping onto the same bandwagon as they've always done for the past 40 years.
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Tim Burton was working on the Dark Shadows adaptation long before the Twilight phenom started.
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Yeah am dissapointed by the trailer but am going to see it anyway as i love JD.
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Iq totally agree with you about Alice in Wonderland. Part of what made it cool was that it happened to a kid. Plus where was the brilliant dialogue and riddles that made the book so genius?
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I wanted an Alice movie done based on the version of the American McGee's pc game. There was all sorts of weirdness involved with getting it produced and now it looks to be stalled.

But then Burton's Alice came out and Sucker Punch and now it would seem to movie-goers to be an amalgamation of the two. When in fact they probably drew inspiration off the game.
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never underestimate those 2



yes yes, the film seems a tad silly,
but what did you want??

another harrypotter/the man in the
iron mask/true blood crap crofty film??

nah, this is much better, lighten up OP!!

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BTW anyone catch depp's cameo
in the new 21 jumpstreet film??!!

tounge
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Poor jonathan frid must be spinning in his grave. Didn't he die recently?
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He has a cameo in the film.
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Can't Tim Burton do anything with Johnny Depp besides paint his face white and dress him in black?
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.......... wow, fucking retarded.
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Uhhh... I've worked in production and the folks whom create trailers are not the same folks whom edit the film. Watch the film anyways, you might surprise yourself. Good day! -alex.
 Quoting: Captain Planet Alex


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Uhhh... I've worked in production and the folks whom create trailers are not the same folks whom edit the film. Watch the film anyways, you might surprise yourself. Good day! -alex.
 Quoting: Captain Planet Alex


REALLY ?, Your suggesting I go and waste my hard earned money on Disney crap.

That's really low. I too have worked production. And yes, for the mouse. They are one very sick propaganda machine.
we're here to go
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No idea what the original show was all about but the movie looks just fucking awful.
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it was a soap opera with a vampire, all you need to know.
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They are one very sick propaganda machine.
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+1 oh yeah, you got that right bub.

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"this is exactly what Burton was ordered to do by his Disney SLAVE MASTERS, and it mirrors everything that's wrong with our society today"

it is said that young mr.depp
has been MK'd since the beginning
but does not know it and that burton is his
handler, yup, look it up.

(there was a good article on this on VigCitizen i believe)
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Kinda sad...


Dark Shadows was not a comedy. It was funny, however in special ways. And yes, there were many truths as well.


I think it's disgusting what hollywood has become.
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Butt fuckers
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captain jack sparrow/mad hatter/willy wonka as a gay vampire? amazing

DEP has no DEPTH. he is the same fucking chracter in every shit movie.
SLAM THAT CLAM
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Leave Johnny Alone. I LOVE>>> LOVE>> LOVE him

I can't wait to see the film...,, geeze, bunch of grumps arond here

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should read, leave Johnny alone
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Re: Tim Burton's Johnny Depp- Dark Shadows WTF?!!?
Burton ruins everything he gets his creepy hands on. Alice in Wonderland was more pretty than an actual good story; willy wonka sucked balls; this looks stupid as hell.

I waited until a friend bought the DVD to watch them as everyone says how good they are...I just think they're stupid.
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The orig. Dark Shadows was a phenomenon for its time which is hard to explain to those who didn't experience it in that era.

Everyone, even grown-ups, were involved in watching it--it was like an addictive drug set loose on the masses.

Definitely opened the doorway to Rice, the Goths, and alot of mainstreaming of occult ideas, which weren't at all mainstreamed in that time period.

Very purposive, down to the timing of it's daily airing: 4:30 pm, when kids had the tv to themselves while mom was cooking---only, as often as not, mom was ditching her kitchen duties to watch with the kids.

Has there ever been a decent "remake" of anything from Hollywood? Remakes seem mostly to be about de-mythologizing and trivializing the originals.
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Nobody can ever replace Jonathan Frid as Barnabas Collins !
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Kinda sad...


Dark Shadows was not a comedy. It was funny, however in special ways. And yes, there were many truths as well.


I think it's disgusting what hollywood has become.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


THIS ^^