You are all turds in a toilet!

ever had an original thought OP?

Someones having a crap day...

What is the toilet?

Like shit through the s bend....so are the days of our lives..

“We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must it be vast? Instead of all that, what if it’s one little room, like a bath house in the country, black and grimy and spiders in every corner, and that’s all eternity is? I sometimes fancy it like that.”

Doesn't this deserve a PIN for truth?

why must it be so bleak.

I for one thing that the bleakness of existence is cliche. Think about it. Being born to life. It's almost too good to be true. Some say it would be hilarious if it were, and that's it's actually a curse in disguise.

I think the opposite is even funnier. Life not being a curse is so hilarious because it's an anti joke. Bobby gets his cake, and gets to eat it too. That's hilarious and ironic, since that shit NEVER happens.

It's expected for god the be the unluckiest guy in eternity, but being the luckiest guy in eternity is the ultimate parody. Transcending even transcendence itself.

Fuck off with you grime bath-house analogy, or whatever

"Let us by all means stand in the way of the shit that envelopes us"____Flaubert

There is no shit, there is no shitter, there is only shitting.

oh man, it's gunna clog! shit will flow over the edge and cover the floor! the earth is going to smell like doodoo.