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You are all turds in a toilet!

 
Anonymous Coward
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You are all turds in a toilet!
You are all turds in a toilet! The Program Controller pooped you out and poops out every scene you have in your existence. Watch out he's about to let another one out.

Life is a box of turds. You never know what color you're gonna get.

Ever wonder why 99% of what happens in this world is shit. Now you know...

Do you have hope? Ever wonder why hope has 4 letters and so does shit.

Shit happens...
Anonymous Coward
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05/08/2012 07:23 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
ever had an original thought OP?
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05/08/2012 07:24 AM
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Someones having a crap day...
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
What is the toilet?
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05/08/2012 07:34 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
Like shit through the s bend....so are the days of our lives..
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05/08/2012 07:36 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
What is the toilet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15699234


washyour brain
G.Y.!B.E.
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05/08/2012 07:36 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
“We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must it be vast? Instead of all that, what if it’s one little room, like a bath house in the country, black and grimy and spiders in every corner, and that’s all eternity is? I sometimes fancy it like that.”
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05/08/2012 07:37 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
sfanstirshitfight
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05/08/2012 07:39 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
Doesn't this deserve a PIN for truth?
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05/08/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
why must it be so bleak.

I for one thing that the bleakness of existence is cliche. Think about it. Being born to life. It's almost too good to be true. Some say it would be hilarious if it were, and that's it's actually a curse in disguise.

I think the opposite is even funnier. Life not being a curse is so hilarious because it's an anti joke. Bobby gets his cake, and gets to eat it too. That's hilarious and ironic, since that shit NEVER happens.

It's expected for god the be the unluckiest guy in eternity, but being the luckiest guy in eternity is the ultimate parody. Transcending even transcendence itself.

Fuck off with you grime bath-house analogy, or whatever
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05/08/2012 10:48 AM
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"Let us by all means stand in the way of the shit that envelopes us"____Flaubert
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05/10/2012 08:11 PM
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There is no shit, there is no shitter, there is only shitting.
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05/10/2012 08:17 PM
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oh man, it's gunna clog! shit will flow over the edge and cover the floor! the earth is going to smell like doodoo.
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06/19/2013 08:57 PM
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flush
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06/19/2013 09:08 PM
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Eventually it all turns to feces
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06/19/2013 09:10 PM
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We are all gods turds shit out of a vagina. I hafta poop
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06/19/2013 11:04 PM
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You are all turds in a toilet! The Program Controller pooped you out and poops out every scene you have in your existence. Watch out he's about to let another one out.

Life is a box of turds. You never know what color you're gonna get.

Ever wonder why 99% of what happens in this world is shit. Now you know...

Do you have hope? Ever wonder why hope has 4 letters and so does shit.

Shit happens...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10875142


I definately feel this way too.
Children of the Atom

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06/19/2013 11:07 PM
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Then flush the fucking thing, man... disgusting.
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06/19/2013 11:08 PM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
At my core, I am really just a shit taking a human.
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06/19/2013 11:20 PM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
We need a rapture flush.
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06/19/2013 11:39 PM
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And you are the scented soft toilet paper, as it slowly disintegrates into pieces, while festering in the local town "treatment center", before it gets dump into the river for "drinking water".
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06/19/2013 11:40 PM

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Look at the bright side! You can travel around tributaries and rivers for free! Enjoy the ride!
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

@Starknight921
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06/19/2013 11:43 PM
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Look at the bright side! You can travel around tributaries and rivers for free! Enjoy the ride!
 Quoting: Starknight


Upkeep on automobile, boat, gas. Does not sound free.

Cant afford the gas, or the boat, I am poor, and not enslaved, thus paying People to maintain those things, or pay services for their maintenance by others, and the ride.
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Look at the bright side! You can travel around tributaries and rivers for free! Enjoy the ride!
 Quoting: Starknight


Upkeep on automobile, boat, gas. Does not sound free.

Cant afford the gas, or the boat, I am poor, and not enslaved, thus paying People to maintain those things, or pay services for their maintenance by others, and the ride.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19004483


*thus not paying people.
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06/19/2013 11:45 PM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
Fatty ate a bean
And it was loaded
Fatty bent over
And it exploded
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
The computer, and electricity I trade for work, my sweat equity, on a farm.
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06/20/2013 12:38 AM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
You are all turds in a toilet! The Program Controller pooped you out and poops out every scene you have in your existence. Watch out he's about to let another one out.

Life is a box of turds. You never know what color you're gonna get.

Ever wonder why 99% of what happens in this world is shit. Now you know...

Do you have hope? Ever wonder why hope has 4 letters and so does shit.

Shit happens...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10875142


Does that mean that shit springs eternal?
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06/20/2013 02:13 PM
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06/20/2013 02:15 PM
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that reminds me.

i need a good hard hope. turtle's head is showing
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06/20/2013 07:23 PM
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Re: You are all turds in a toilet!
Life is a box of turds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10875142

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