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just turned 18

 
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Coming from a traveler, you do need money

Since you're young and probably fit, get a job that pays cash under the table(tips) and work hard all summer then travel for a year or three.

Don't be like other backpackers and blow it all on booze, drugs, thai ladyboys okay ?
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nope
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Re: just turned 18
go buy some porn.

it's much more satisfying when you have to pay for it as opposed to the free internet porn.
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i already did that.
its not that different.

UGH, everything here is just a distraction.
why can't you understand that some people just dont like this world.

inb4, im an emo, depressed, crybaby.

NO. this place sucks ass and believe it or not you are a slave, everything you do, everything you see and most of what you think is being forced into you.

this planet is a prison.
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Then stop posting here like some bed-wetting mommas boy and just hop in front of a speeding bus or something.

Pussy.
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I.DO.NOT.WANT.TO.LIVE.IN.THIS.PRISON.

i also dont want to kill myself like a pathetic loser.
i want to die.
i dont want a lame suicide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


meds
 Quoting: 508527


here we go with your bullshit.
people complain about how horrible this controlled life is and immediately,T AKE SOME MEDS IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

take your happy brainwashing pills and shove them up your ass you scum.
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crazy
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Re: just turned 18
go buy some porn.

it's much more satisfying when you have to pay for it as opposed to the free internet porn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


i already did that.
its not that different.

UGH, everything here is just a distraction.
why can't you understand that some people just dont like this world.

inb4, im an emo, depressed, crybaby.

NO. this place sucks ass and believe it or not you are a slave, everything you do, everything you see and most of what you think is being forced into you.

this planet is a prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338

Then stop posting here like some bed-wetting mommas boy and just hop in front of a speeding bus or something.

Pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


oh im shocked by your response.
really, it was so unpredictable, wow i am just out of words.


you really have a talent there, coming up with original comments and insults. its not like thats the most FUCKING COMMON RESPONSE YOU BRAINWASHED COW TURD
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Re: just turned 18
Pack up your shit and move into the woods. Become a mountain man.
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I.DO.NOT.WANT.TO.LIVE.IN.THIS.PRISON.

i also dont want to kill myself like a pathetic loser.
i want to die.
i dont want a lame suicide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


meds
 Quoting: 508527


here we go with your bullshit.
people complain about how horrible this controlled life is and immediately,T AKE SOME MEDS IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

take your happy brainwashing pills and shove them up your ass you scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


Just you settle down Emo boy and stop yer cryin'.
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Re: just turned 18
go buy some porn.

it's much more satisfying when you have to pay for it as opposed to the free internet porn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


i already did that.
its not that different.

UGH, everything here is just a distraction.
why can't you understand that some people just dont like this world.

inb4, im an emo, depressed, crybaby.

NO. this place sucks ass and believe it or not you are a slave, everything you do, everything you see and most of what you think is being forced into you.

this planet is a prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


You are young and so you think you have gleaned some sort of revelatory spring of knowledge that has led you to come to the conclusion that living your life serves no purpose.

Did you ever stop to think that many, many people have lived through the same yet decided to make the most of the opportunity they have regardless of it's true nature?

You've never found real love. You've never had children. You know nothing of what life is about yet profess absolute knowledge of all that it entails. Grow up or GTFO, that's the only choice you have to make.
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Re: just turned 18
Thai Lady Boys lmao5a
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Re: just turned 18
Coming from a traveler, you do need money

Since you're young and probably fit, get a job that pays cash under the table(tips) and work hard all summer then travel for a year or three.

Don't be like other backpackers and blow it all on booze, drugs, thai ladyboys okay ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2602444


nope
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


You're probably trolling or
just have a really bad attitude, but
working hard for a summer will teach you some valuable things, give you time to plan your travel adventures. Plus with the money you earned from working, you probably won't blow it knowing the hours & sweat you put in.

Learning to be a man requires depending on yourself, and no one else. No one will do it for you..

and as much as most of us hate this system, we find ways to work around it
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05/08/2012 05:00 PM
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This thread is hilarious.
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05/08/2012 05:01 PM
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I.DO.NOT.WANT.TO.LIVE.IN.THIS.PRISON.

i also dont want to kill myself like a pathetic loser.
i want to die.
i dont want a lame suicide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


meds
 Quoting: 508527


here we go with your bullshit.
people complain about how horrible this controlled life is and immediately,T AKE SOME MEDS IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

take your happy brainwashing pills and shove them up your ass you scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


Just you settle down Emo boy and stop yer cryin'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15442734

oh wah wah wah, oh youre right, im an emo boy, oh look at me cut myself because im so sad wahh. someone get my mommy WAH FUCKING WAH


fucking mainstream dipshit.
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05/08/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: just turned 18
alright just all calm down,

the bottom line is to do whatever your heart tells you to do, if you have one day more to live, its better be the fulliest

or rather die immediately to end this nonsense

another movie ya might wanna check : into the void

that all my young friend, good luck!
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05/08/2012 05:05 PM
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Dude just wait it out... 2012 will satisfy your needs.
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Re: just turned 18
go buy some porn.

it's much more satisfying when you have to pay for it as opposed to the free internet porn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


i already did that.
its not that different.

UGH, everything here is just a distraction.
why can't you understand that some people just dont like this world.

inb4, im an emo, depressed, crybaby.

NO. this place sucks ass and believe it or not you are a slave, everything you do, everything you see and most of what you think is being forced into you.

this planet is a prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


You are young and so you think you have gleaned some sort of revelatory spring of knowledge that has led you to come to the conclusion that living your life serves no purpose.

Did you ever stop to think that many, many people have lived through the same yet decided to make the most of the opportunity they have regardless of it's true nature?

You've never found real love. You've never had children. You know nothing of what life is about yet profess absolute knowledge of all that it entails. Grow up or GTFO, that's the only choice you have to make.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1561325


NO I FUCKING DONT.
yes thats the whole point.
im just another grain of sand, i realize that though my life serves a purpose, there are literally billions of others living with me, behind me and in front of me. I dont want to find love, someone else can do that. i dont want fucking kids, someone else can do that. seriously, why do these things matter? why does everyone have to do this shit?


im not going to grow up, if growing up is tucking your dick in and letting the big man fuck you and your family.

I WILL NOT BE A SLAVE AND I WILL NOT GTFO UNTIL I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
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Re: just turned 18
alright just all calm down,

the bottom line is to do whatever your heart tells you to do, if you have one day more to live, its better be the fulliest

or rather die immediately to end this nonsense

another movie ya might wanna check : into the void

that all my young friend, good luck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15739674


alright see, this man gets it.
thanks for that, it really helps.
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Re: just turned 18
Pimp...

or

Ho

You decide
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05/08/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: just turned 18
Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
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Pimp...

or

Ho

You decide
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none of those.
how about that?

weird isnt?

knowing you dont have to chose what you're given?
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Pimp...

or

Ho

You decide
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Assuming you're biologically a male and have a dick, male prostitutes can make good $. There's always gay porn too.
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op
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Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
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well, i like observing things, my mind gets a thrill watching things move and function and it orgasms when i learn HOW it functions and why it moves.
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05/08/2012 05:17 PM
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Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
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well, i like observing things, my mind gets a thrill watching things move and function and it orgasms when i learn HOW it functions and why it moves.
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You'd love M.I.T. I'll be getting off the subway right next to it in about an hour. Lots of smart-ass high I.Q. humans with Aspergers Syndrome.
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I WILL NOT BE A SLAVE AND I WILL NOT GTFO UNTIL I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
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Nice purpose in life you've found there.
Someday you'll realize that your life is about more than just yourself.
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05/08/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: just turned 18
go buy some porn.

it's much more satisfying when you have to pay for it as opposed to the free internet porn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 870032


i already did that.
its not that different.

UGH, everything here is just a distraction.
why can't you understand that some people just dont like this world.

inb4, im an emo, depressed, crybaby.

NO. this place sucks ass and believe it or not you are a slave, everything you do, everything you see and most of what you think is being forced into you.

this planet is a prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


This planet is what YOU make it.
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op

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Friggin A. It's Napoleon Dynamite's little brother.
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Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
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well, i like observing things, my mind gets a thrill watching things move and function and it orgasms when i learn HOW it functions and why it moves.
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Translation: I smoke a lot of pot and watch TV
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And find a way you can help others. Take the focus off of yourself.
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Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
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well, i like observing things, my mind gets a thrill watching things move and function and it orgasms when i learn HOW it functions and why it moves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


Translation: I smoke a lot of pot and watch TV
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translation: i think im funny and i make shitty assumptions
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Describe yourself better. Not label yourself, just describe yourself. Aside from trolling, what do you like to fucking do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15442734


well, i like observing things, my mind gets a thrill watching things move and function and it orgasms when i learn HOW it functions and why it moves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10502338


You'd love M.I.T. I'll be getting off the subway right next to it in about an hour. Lots of smart-ass high I.Q. humans with Aspergers Syndrome.
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okay good, sure, thats nice
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I WILL NOT BE A SLAVE AND I WILL NOT GTFO UNTIL I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
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Nice purpose in life you've found there.
Someday you'll realize that your life is about more than just yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1561325


you know what? no.
just NO.
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And find a way you can help others. Take the focus off of yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


nope, its all about me.
i didnt come with anyone and im not leaving with anyone.
the only reason people help others is because it makes THEM feel useful and good about themselves. so ultimately, the focus is on themselves.

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