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Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown

 
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Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.

"I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.

That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day...



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Ugh why did I click the slideshow?!
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
BRIDEZILLA, FTW!!!

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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Ugh why did I click the slideshow?!
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800 lbs on the hoof, baby, and not dressed yet!

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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
suicide makes you want to vomit...
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Holy crap she needs to stop eating now. Its disgusting and she had a picture stuffing her face as well. Sorry but these sort of obese people set bad role models for kids. She has been portrayed as this blushing bride, shit she should never have been given any media time at all
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
I would say he will take out a big insurance policy on her once married and then he will keep feeding her more and more until to croaks.
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
The cool thing is, after the ceremony, they can use the gown as the reception tent as well!
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The cool thing is, after the ceremony, they can use the gown as the reception tent as well!
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lol funny
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
If she wears completely white, people will try to ski down her back
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Disgusting...
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Her father is going to tow her down the aisle
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Disgusting...
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The cool thing is, after the ceremony, they can use the gown as the reception tent as well!
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OMG that is too funny. Good one!!!! hahahahaha
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Eman is currently on a quest to become the fattest woman ever, beating the 1200 pound mark once held by Rosalie Bradford, who died in 2006, but what good is a goal if you don't have someone to share it with?

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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Oh god can you imagine the smell of a coochie belonging to an 800 pound woman in arizona in the summertime? Pull aside the fat and I bet a thousand dead blowflies fall out, with a couple pounds of buttery fem-schmegma. They're gonna have to frost the wedding cake with her rancid coochie butter hahahaha. GROSS!
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
Holy crap she needs to stop eating now. Its disgusting and she had a picture stuffing her face as well. Sorry but these sort of obese people set bad role models for kids. She has been portrayed as this blushing bride, shit she should never have been given any media time at all
 Quoting: grasptheuniverse



I think it could be the opposite. I can't imagine any child wanting to get like that.
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
THIRTY THOUSAND calories a day?

HOLY SHIT. I don't even think an elephant eats that much.
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
God almighty that is sick. How the fuck can you get any fatter?? This bitchs skeleton is going to do a 360 under all that blubber and she'll be up shit creek.
30,000 calories WTF I eat that much in...weeks!! Days it would be before I could consume 30,000 safely!

Whatever you do, don't click the slideshow
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
the only way you gonna ride that
is with a saddle.

good luck finding the stirrups.
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
And that idjit in the pictures is feeding her huge amounts of food. She's like a bacterial culture, just keeps growing.
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Re: Susanne Eman, 800-Pound Bride, Fitted For World's Biggest Wedding Gown
And that idjit in the pictures is feeding her huge amounts of food. She's like a bacterial culture, just keeps growing.
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