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Hostess Sends LAYOFF Notices to ALL Workers! Ho-Ho Doom!

 
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Hostess Brands Inc. on Friday sent out letters notifying its more-than 18,000 workers that they could be laid off in the next two months.

The maker of Twinkies and Wonder Bread on Friday mailed out WARN Act notices to all of its employees, a Hostess spokeswoman confirmed to Bankruptcy Beat Monday. The federal WARN Act requires companies to give employees 60 days notice before closing a facility or ordering mass layoffs. However, sending the notices doesn’t mean a company is definitely going to lay off the recipients.

“The conditional WARN notices were sent to alert employees that a sale or wind down of the company is possible in the future. There are no immediate actions being taken,” spokeswoman Anita-Marie Laurie said Monday in an emailed statement. “Our goal is to emerge from bankruptcy as a growing company with a strong future—one that continues to provide good jobs with competitive wages and benefits.”

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Re: Hostess Sends LAYOFF Notices to ALL Workers! Ho-Ho Doom!
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Re: Hostess Sends LAYOFF Notices to ALL Workers! Ho-Ho Doom!
What will the copper tops do now with the lack of sugar?
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I never like their crap anyways. I used to go into stores and squeeze their pies and leave them for the next buyer.
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What will the copper tops do now with the lack of sugar?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15775176


No more Gingers Do Have Souls videos =(
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I never like their crap anyways. I used to go into stores and squeeze their pies and leave them for the next buyer.
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You do that too? Dude, we should totally hang out and squeeze some pies.

Do you like to squish the cupcakes and hohos too?
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05/09/2012 11:03 AM
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oh fuck,


not even the HOSTESS survived 2012


fuck
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Maybe they should have a bake sale.
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oh fuck,


not even the HOSTESS survived 2012


fuck
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6739256


But twinkies are supposed to survive like 2000 years...
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05/09/2012 11:12 AM
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They probably being force out of business by those who hate obesity and fat people.
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05/09/2012 11:13 AM
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I never like their crap anyways. I used to go into stores and squeeze their pies and leave them for the next buyer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 456756


You do that too? Dude, we should totally hang out and squeeze some pies.

Do you like to squish the cupcakes and hohos too?
 Quoting: Charlie the Choo-Choo


LOL that's awesome. that shit is poison.
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Maybe they should have a bake sale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15782656


:roflmao:

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