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The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!

 
Nosaj
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The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
My best friend's sister has a friend she met through an acquaintance she made at school who says her brother's best friend's mother was shopping at the Krogers downtown one day when she heard two young clerks talking about how one of them knew a girl who was doing her laundry in a laundromat when her boyfriends father came in and said he had just been talking to his neighbor who claimed he had revealed to him the following information from Otherworldly Forces.

What I am about to reveal to you has never been revealed before to anyone outside our inner realm:

He claimed the being was from an Elder Race that predates humans by millions of years. We are a race of Immortals and we live in a dimensions which could be considered "The Edge Of Reality".

The reality that you experience today is actually moving in reverse.

indeed

Due to a catastrophic accident involving Time Travel in the future, our scientists accidentally put Time into Reverse. So what you are experiencing as reality is actually reality moving in reverse and not forward.

All life forms on planet Earth are de-evolving and even the Earth is beginning to de-evolve due to the Time Travel experiment accident.

The name of the Time Travel Scientist is Dr. Rick Astley and you can find out more information about him here:

www.1227.com

Last Edited by Vukodlak on 12/08/2012 02:45 PM
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
Wonderful post, OP!

Have had this same understanding for a while.

Sounds crazy of course to begin with, but actually explains *so* much...
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
Yeah, I also think you're right! I understand it all now.
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
Heres some important info about Rick Astley

[link to www.dafk.net]
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
It would explain human race getting dumber, civilization decaying and species of animals getting extinct.
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
It would explain human race getting dumber, civilization decaying and species of animals getting extinct.
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I was kinda thinking exactly the other way around, mate. =D
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The past isn't what it used to be.
Overstand, this isn't a sermon from the hill, but a 'Trespassers Will Be Shot' Sign.
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
Wonderful post, OP!

Have had this same understanding for a while.

Sounds crazy of course to begin with, but actually explains *so* much...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29130142


Eh hem. Don't mean to burst your unrealistic bubble but I do believe the OP is making fun of the whole idea.

If it weren't for the laundry mat part, I might've believe it too (end sarcasm)
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It would explain human race getting dumber, civilization decaying and species of animals getting extinct.
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And you're not helping by not seeing the parody and levity the way the OP imparted the entire story.

Good gawd, is there no hope?
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
Wonderful post, OP!

Have had this same understanding for a while.

Sounds crazy of course to begin with, but actually explains *so* much...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29130142


Eh hem. Don't mean to burst your unrealistic bubble but I do believe the OP is making fun of the whole idea.

If it weren't for the laundry mat part, I might've believe it too (end sarcasm)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29150242


Thanks for the burst, I don't mind being corrected. =D

Read the whole thing in a hurry and managed to miss the point. =)
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Re: The Edge of Reality revealed to me: We are time travellers experiencing reality in reverse!
And, I'm quite serious with the hypothesis of us experiencing "time" backwards. =)

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