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Stupid Leviticus laws, and other stupidity written in this archaic, historical book

 
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Stupid Leviticus laws, and other stupidity written in this archaic, historical book
Any person who curseth his father or mother must be killed
~Leviticus 20:9

If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be cut off from their people
~Leviticus 20:18

People who have flat noses, or are blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God
~Leviticus 21:17-18


Keep 'em coming.

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Leviticus 11:7-8:
7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
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Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
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For the bibletards

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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore then they will offer to pray for you so you too can one day feel jesus' love all over your face or some nonsense

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One-star me, it's a very "holy" thing to do...

Priests must marry virgins, cannot shave their heads, daughters will be burnt alive if they are "whores," no lame or dwarven or blemished or handicapped priests. (Leviticus 21)

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(John 8:24) I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore then they will offer to pray for you so you too can one day feel jesus' love all over your face or some nonsense

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Ephesians is New Testament.

Slavery is not immoral. We need to go back to slavery, the son of ham is not of man.
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
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Erm, "and other stupidity...", if you need help reading. No wonder the bible gets misinterpreted all the time...
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One-star me, it's a very "holy" thing to do...

Priests must marry virgins, cannot shave their heads, daughters will be burnt alive if they are "whores," no lame or dwarven or blemished or handicapped priests. (Leviticus 21)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


What is wrong with this? Why would you have retards as priests? You wouldn't. And whores should be killed.
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13325024


Again, how holy and kind of you, who apparently reads the bible as a guide of what is the right thing to do and how to treat your fellow humans. Yet you name-call.

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What a total fail of understanding the point of that verse... Go back to the goop you proclaim you came from
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What a total fail of understanding the point of that verse... Go back to the goop you proclaim you came from
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bottom line, all religions have it wrong. why you ask?! because they were created by man, therefore are fallible.

Make no mistake, if a person has something to gain from any situation they will do so. So what you have is a book of rules set down by people that want to continue to stay in charge and have the world "spin" as THEY see fit.

If you read the bible and focus on specific phrases and not look at it as a general guideline on how to live your life and treat others, then you are a TARD. Simple as that.
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BTW the name anonymous coward is soo damn fitting
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We are going to go back to slavery: the Chinese are going to own all of you pretty soon.
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don't get rattled Christians, the seed of satan or tares are necessary to polish us while we are here.
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Yeah.. i know ill get some red from this but w.e , some christians bitch about how violent and wrong the quran or other books are but ignore stuff like this.. Stuff like this is why i avoid it like the plaque.. Jesus was pretty cool and a good guy in a lot of ways imo but the rest is just as bad as what the muslims teach in the middle east.. It really annoys me when people majorly cherry pick stuff.
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You obamatards just dont quit.. nobody cares what you think and your methods are child like...
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not from Leviticus but this one makes me laugh as i know most people who bitch about certain types of people getting married will fail at this.

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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore
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Oh no!! HOW VERY DARE THEY!!!
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Leviticus 11:7-8:
7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


When you see worms in a piece of pork meat after pouring apple cider over it you will never want to touch the foul meat again.

It doesn't even taste good. I do have a taste for bacon - VEGETARIAN bacon, that is LOL. That tastes better than the meat, it actually has some flavour without you needing to pour pepper and salt all over it.

Pig meat is fatty, wormy and yucky and I can't understand the hypocrisy of someone who would watch Babe or Charlotte's Web and adore the little pig and then go and eat a ham sandwich. Boggles the mind.

Pigs are as intelligent as Dogs. Once I saw a slaughter video of pigs and the faces they made in pain were so expressive and human-like I couldn't handle it.
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


Oh no!! HOW VERY DARE THEY!!!
drama
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Actually to clarify, there are different kinds of laws:
1-Levitical (priesthood)
2-Dietary
3-Civil

Christ's sacrafice has done away with only Civil, meaning we no longer need to be stoned to death for our sins.

And sacraficial laws because he WAS the sacraficial lamb.

Dietary laws still stand, and so does the priesthood.

Damn, man, it's 5 am and I haven't even had my coffee yet. Friggin relax.
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What the fuck is wrong with you Opie?
You quote shit you don't believe and tell people to defend it.. that's just fucked up.

Like quoting Wiccan bullshit about talking to fairies.. nobody believes that bullshit, but it's so fucking ridiculous nobody with an IQ over 40 expects you defend it.
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What the fuck is wrong with you Opie?
You quote shit you don't believe and tell people to defend it.. that's just fucked up.

Like quoting Wiccan bullshit about talking to fairies.. nobody believes that bullshit, but it's so fucking ridiculous nobody with an IQ over 40 expects you defend it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


I didn't come from an ape, that was you. My IQ is 130
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


Oh no!! HOW VERY DARE THEY!!!
drama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46443935


Actually to clarify, there are different kinds of laws:
1-Levitical (priesthood)
2-Dietary
3-Civil

Christ's sacrafice has done away with only Civil, meaning we no longer need to be stoned to death for our sins.

And sacraficial laws because he WAS the sacraficial lamb.

Dietary laws still stand, and so does the priesthood.
 Quoting: K. Buzzkill


You sure? What you're saying doesn't seem to match Matthew 5:17-18. Also what you say conflicts with Hebrews 7:11-14, and Acts 15:1-32, amongst other passages.
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What the fuck is wrong with you Opie?
You quote shit you don't believe and tell people to defend it.. that's just fucked up.

Like quoting Wiccan bullshit about talking to fairies.. nobody believes that bullshit, but it's so fucking ridiculous nobody with an IQ over 40 expects you defend it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


I didn't come from an ape, that was you. My IQ is 130
 Quoting: K. Buzzkill


From your post, anyone would believe you have an IQ of 130.
(eye roll)
Carry on little man.. twatgnat.
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore
 Quoting: Kayak Pulling Kayak


Oh no!! HOW VERY DARE THEY!!!
drama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46443935


Actually to clarify, there are different kinds of laws:
1-Levitical (priesthood)
2-Dietary
3-Civil

Christ's sacrafice has done away with only Civil, meaning we no longer need to be stoned to death for our sins.

And sacraficial laws because he WAS the sacraficial lamb.

Dietary laws still stand, and so does the priesthood.
 Quoting: K. Buzzkill


You sure? What you're saying doesn't seem to match Matthew 5:17-18. Also what you say conflicts with Hebrews 7:11-14, and Acts 15:1-32, amongst other passages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46443935


Yes, I'm sure.

Maybe you don't understand Christ and his purpose.
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
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What the fuck is wrong with you Opie?
You quote shit you don't believe and tell people to defend it.. that's just fucked up.

Like quoting Wiccan bullshit about talking to fairies.. nobody believes that bullshit, but it's so fucking ridiculous nobody with an IQ over 40 expects you defend it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


I didn't come from an ape, that was you. My IQ is 130
 Quoting: K. Buzzkill


From your post, anyone would believe you have an IQ of 130.
(eye roll)
Carry on little man.. twatgnat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7465905


I am from the order of Ashkenaz. That's nothing. My brother's IQ is 147

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Last Edited by K. Buzzkill on 09/09/2013 06:14 AM
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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