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Stupid Leviticus laws, and other stupidity written in this archaic, historical book

 
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Stupid Leviticus laws, and other stupidity written in this archaic, historical book
Any person who curseth his father or mother must be killed
~Leviticus 20:9

If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be cut off from their people
~Leviticus 20:18

People who have flat noses, or are blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God
~Leviticus 21:17-18


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Leviticus 11:7-8:
7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
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Don't have a variety of crops on the same field. (Leviticus 19:19)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
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For the bibletards

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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore then they will offer to pray for you so you too can one day feel jesus' love all over your face or some nonsense

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One-star me, it's a very "holy" thing to do...

Priests must marry virgins, cannot shave their heads, daughters will be burnt alive if they are "whores," no lame or dwarven or blemished or handicapped priests. (Leviticus 21)

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(John 8:24) I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.
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In a minute they will come in here, tell you that is old testament and is not valid anymore then they will offer to pray for you so you too can one day feel jesus' love all over your face or some nonsense

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Ephesians is New Testament.

Slavery is not immoral. We need to go back to slavery, the son of ham is not of man.
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
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Erm, "and other stupidity...", if you need help reading. No wonder the bible gets misinterpreted all the time...
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One-star me, it's a very "holy" thing to do...

Priests must marry virgins, cannot shave their heads, daughters will be burnt alive if they are "whores," no lame or dwarven or blemished or handicapped priests. (Leviticus 21)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


What is wrong with this? Why would you have retards as priests? You wouldn't. And whores should be killed.
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Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
 Quoting: Writemeaticket Red


that ain't leviticus you piece of shit and guess what? Jesus supported slavery of the darkie beasts!

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13325024


Again, how holy and kind of you, who apparently reads the bible as a guide of what is the right thing to do and how to treat your fellow humans. Yet you name-call.

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What a total fail of understanding the point of that verse... Go back to the goop you proclaim you came from
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What a total fail of understanding the point of that verse... Go back to the goop you proclaim you came from
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bottom line, all religions have it wrong. why you ask?! because they were created by man, therefore are fallible.

Make no mistake, if a person has something to gain from any situation they will do so. So what you have is a book of rules set down by people that want to continue to stay in charge and have the world "spin" as THEY see fit.

If you read the bible and focus on specific phrases and not look at it as a general guideline on how to live your life and treat others, then you are a TARD. Simple as that.
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BTW the name anonymous coward is soo damn fitting

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