Am a man and last night was raped by a ghost

Are there fag ghosts ?

your anal probe are belonged to us

Casper

You had sleep paralysis and farted.

For real.
Yes it was sleep paralysis but I waas totally aware of everything.

Succubus.

the NSA goons just breaking in an apprentice clone gang on how to paralise and probe a human to the manuals directions.

your lucky, you could of been on the mutilation list.

Did your butt leak ectoplasm in the morning?

Actually the but prob would flush out the bowel and introduce a cleansing oxygen fluid that would heal the body, to make you last for the resurch prodject they do.

not sure what ghostbusters would make of it

This embarrassingly has happened to me a few times recently but all it is, is you are stuck between the awake/sleep state and whatever is happening in ur dream you are actually feeling it on ur physical body. I have no clue why this happens. I think most people cliam they are abducted by aliens in this type of dream/awake state. Its all in ur head IMO

Lucky bastard.

Maybe it was a ghost prisoner.

You should sue for sexual harassment
Ask for $1million invisible dollars. You'll need to get in touch with an invisible lawyer right away...and start proceedings with the invisible court of law.

Oh, I forgot to mention to look up his name in the invisible phone book. We'll be watching you on the invisible news and praying for you.

Who ya gonna call? [cue theme song]

If you believe this happened -
sniff all your fingers ans BOTH thimbs.

You could move and scream? So why didn't you?

This is an Innubus or secubus demon. Sorry about the spelling. You can ask Jesus to deliver you from these wicked spirits, and also if you like i will take the steps to bind these foul spirits in the name of Jesus Christ,i ask that they be bound in chains dipped in the blood of Jesus.

You will need to take this up with god now, as if you are not saved and don't know Jesus as your saviour, then it would be pointless for me to kick them to the dry places, as only more will come back to join the party.

If you like i can send up a prayer for you?

Hope this helps
#Mabb

Sleep paralysis.

Have you had experiences with OBE before?


Many experience panic symptoms in this state.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

A succubus is female, an incubus is male.

Did you cum? If not, it means that you are not gay.

I have had quite a few experiences, I have had my wrists grabbed right before I woke up.

its just michael jackson gettin some strange.

Did it put the willies up you OP?

Nonphysical entities sometimes like to molest people when in sleep paralysis. Google the timer method for inducing OBEs so you can fight back.

Skip work. Whatever you do, don't go anywhere near Magneto.

BUSTIN MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD!