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Breaking News: FITCH DOWNGRADES JP MORGAN CHASE!!

 
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[link to money.cnn.com]

The closing bell brought no relief for JPMorgan Chase on Friday, as a major credit rating agency moved to downgrade its debt almost exactly 24 hours after the bank revealed a $2 billion trading loss.

Fitch Ratings downgraded both JPMorgan's short-term and long-term debt, with the latter falling to A+ from AA-. The bank, the country's largest by assets, was also placed on ratings watch negative.
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


Who cares?
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sniff sniff, I smell 2008
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sniff sniff, I smell 2008
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bump
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I'll tell ya what's kool about Chase. They have 2 mirrored server rooms. So if one blows up the bank stays up and running. Kool, huh?
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The closing bell brought no relief for JPMorgan Chase on Friday, as a major credit rating agency moved to downgrade its debt almost exactly 24 hours after the bank revealed a $2 billion trading loss.

Fitch Ratings downgraded both JPMorgan's short-term and long-term debt, with the latter falling to A+ from AA-. The bank, the country's largest by assets, was also placed on ratings watch negative.
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


Who cares?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9553901



Ya I know your preoccupied with the Olympics preparation. cruise
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JPM will lose 4.4 billion in the next several days.

The END is upon them.
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LINK?
MtBarb
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JP Morgan is dead.

Did you know JP Morgan was actually embarrassed by his Eczema problem? Google it.

JP Morgan never liked having his picture taken because he was ashamed of his eczema.
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05/11/2012 06:53 PM
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So what does this mean in terms of the collapse ??
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Still not known... But it's just a step closer to the inevitable... Now no banks in America are as strong as once thought..
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


can't Obama still "bail them out?"

spock
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Obama has already stated that the banks are no longer too big to fail. They will not be getting any more money. I would guess they already shorted their own stock before the announcement which is what they did last time and they came out smelling like a rose.

If you are paying a mortgage right now you might be fucked. I recommend getting those thieves out of your business and becoming financially independent so these things don't affect you.

Buy what you can afford and live within your means. Once you have your house and other things paid off you can afford to spend money impressing people. Living on borrowed money is stupid no matter what the political or financial climate.
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Googling Collapse of Major Banks ...
[link to www.google.com]
... angelic google returns the words of LAST PROPHET in first two of the first 10 results
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"swiss" UBS to be used as milestone ...
[link to www.sciforums.com]
14 posts - 7 authors - Last post: 13 Jul 2008
Choosing the "swiss" UBS (1) to officially enter the phase of "collapse of major banks", which in the timeline is located at the end of illuminati ...

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illuminati-overtime DOT XXX .com/2007/11/collapse-of-major-banks- illuminati-to.html
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"angelic google"? Is GOOGLE being "setup" to act in a godlike capacity?
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05/11/2012 07:02 PM
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JP Morgan should have all it's top people arrested, tried and their heads chopped off. Since it seems they never used them anyway.
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Fuck em'. JP MorTards have been manipulating the silver/gold market for way too long. It's about time they got fucked themselves! Fuck them till they bleed - profusively.

I hope they shit blood.

s226
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ha ha...eat shit jamie dimon
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So what does this mean in terms of the collapse ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4528419


Still not known... But it's just a step closer to the inevitable... Now no banks in America are as strong as once thought..
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


can't Obama still "bail them out?"

spock
 Quoting: Deej


Obama has already stated that the banks are no longer too big to fail. They will not be getting any more money. I would guess they already shorted their own stock before the announcement which is what they did last time and they came out smelling like a rose.

If you are paying a mortgage right now you might be fucked. I recommend getting those thieves out of your business and becoming financially independent so these things don't affect you.

Buy what you can afford and live within your means. Once you have your house and other things paid off you can afford to spend money impressing people. Living on borrowed money is stupid no matter what the political or financial climate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5548216


^ Great point! living on credit is suicide! rockon
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05/11/2012 07:10 PM
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i bet they spent it shorting silver
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And they're not done.

Silver will need to go down for Morgue to cover.

Buying silver?

Wait for it.......

Wait for it.......

Wait for it.......

$20?
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05/11/2012 07:12 PM
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[link to money.cnn.com]

The closing bell brought no relief for JPMorgan Chase on Friday, as a major credit rating agency moved to downgrade its debt almost exactly 24 hours after the bank revealed a $2 billion trading loss.

Fitch Ratings downgraded both JPMorgan's short-term and long-term debt, with the latter falling to A+ from AA-. The bank, the country's largest by assets, was also placed on ratings watch negative.
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


Who cares?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9553901


Immediately? PM investors is my guess.

Followed very closely by anyone who lives under the umbrella of the economy.
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05/11/2012 07:17 PM
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Did the buy silver crash JP morgan work?
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05/11/2012 07:20 PM
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you know a billion isn't shit to jp morgan??? bill gates has a billion, this is like a doctor evil moment
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05/11/2012 07:22 PM

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Zazztacular Downgrade?

lmao

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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05/11/2012 07:24 PM
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Watch for JP to pound the shit out of gold and silver in the coming days.

That's where they can recapture some of their losses quickly.
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05/11/2012 07:25 PM
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Did the buy silver crash JP morgan work?
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No. In fact they have slammed the price of gold and silver down quite a bit this year. They can always count on PM's for a little cash flow.
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05/11/2012 07:26 PM
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Watch for JP to pound the shit out of gold and silver in the coming days.

That's where they can recapture some of their losses quickly.
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;^)
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05/11/2012 07:29 PM
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awsome !
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05/11/2012 07:31 PM
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The most secure Bank, thats what I was told when I said your interest rates suck.

LOL, didnt get my money...........
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[link to money.cnn.com]

The closing bell brought no relief for JPMorgan Chase on Friday, as a major credit rating agency moved to downgrade its debt almost exactly 24 hours after the bank revealed a $2 billion trading loss.

Fitch Ratings downgraded both JPMorgan's short-term and long-term debt, with the latter falling to A+ from AA-. The bank, the country's largest by assets, was also placed on ratings watch negative.
 Quoting: ***ClappaGuy***


bsflagbsflag
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Did the buy silver crash JP morgan work?
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Well, I think most PM-tards are waiting for a better deal. I'd rather make money than catch the knife at ~ $29 (as of this post). It's as much greed as just common sense. At least that's what I'm telling myself. lol
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Unfortunately this deabt will be monitized and and you and I as taxpayers will be on the hook for it.

I've been thinking about bailing out of the country or ceasing to produce money.

*edit* Sorry I don't produce money, The Federal reserve is the only entity that produces money out of thin air. I just try and earn an honest living but I'm actually an assett of TPTB, I get little of what I earn.

Friends tell me I'd Love Costa Rica.

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Zazztacular Downgrade?

lmao
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


The idiots on this thread think that this is doom...

Pop quiz..what has happened everytime S&P or Fitch has issued a downgrade??

That's right...MARKET RALLIES

You guys are easier to sucker than fish in a barrel

lmao

DOW TO 15000.....NO CRASH NO DOOM
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Zazztacular Downgrade?

lmao
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


The idiots on this thread think that this is doom...

Pop quiz..what has happened everytime S&P or Fitch has issued a downgrade??

That's right...MARKET RALLIES

You guys are easier to sucker than fish in a barrel

lmao

DOW TO 15000.....NO CRASH NO DOOM
 Quoting: SupremaZAZZ


And you are part of the problem.

1963 5 bucks

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Zazztacular Downgrade?

lmao
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


The idiots on this thread think that this is doom...

Pop quiz..what has happened everytime S&P or Fitch has issued a downgrade??

That's right...MARKET RALLIES

You guys are easier to sucker than fish in a barrel

lmao

DOW TO 15000.....NO CRASH NO DOOM
 Quoting: SupremaZAZZ


Now, the question is - will you be posting when derivatives implode?

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