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someone broke into my house,while i was home

 
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05/12/2012 01:07 AM
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someone broke into my house,while i was home
so i'm in my room trying to watch a movie,then i have to do something stuff in the living the room;then i heard a thump five mintues later in the room

so i check it out and it seems normal ,but my bed is up higher on the ground.rofl their was someone hiding under my bed.my bed has one box brown and a matress and that's it

lol..so basisally you cant hide under anything

and if you try hide under the matress.you can basically see its like 5 feet of the ground..rofl


...so yea.i'm like wtf.i be ..ok...i stay calm and dont try to yell..i grab a bat and go back and check the scene.(and i pad down the bed with the bat.not hitting the bed hard.but a warning :) (i didnt look if the person went into another room) so i come and it looks if the person is hiding under my bed still...so i go tell another person theirs someone in the room.


so that person comes in the room with me and i'm like yo.
whoever under their showyourself .

so they show themselves and i'm like holding that bat to them and i'm like wtf. dont pull this shit with me and i said get the fuck out of my house.and their standing their drunk

and i'm like not loud but medium.get the fuck out..now


it was a drunk girl 5a ..

would if it was someone who broke in and when i said show your self .they went in attack mode

i would of chuck norris their ass out the door

Idol1

i didnt call the cops..since nothing happen

but i'll be on tight look out from now on..hmm bonghithiding
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05/12/2012 01:09 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
i had the window open,with a screen on it
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05/12/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
the person who i told to come in the room with me,was like wtf are you beating her up the bat.and i'm like wtf.no
because she had a scar on her head.

shit was stupid..lol
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05/12/2012 01:11 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Was she hot?
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05/12/2012 01:16 AM
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Was she hot?
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hmmm , i give her a 5,not ugly not pretty

it was kind of scray.it was like you know their's a wild beast in your house.but dont know what it is

like picture their's a a couple raccons under your bed and your like wtf..

my bed is a box spring and matress ,i dont have it on the ground and not on some thing you put on beds so theirs space under neath


she didnt want to leave first. first i was like wtf.gtfo

and she was like standing their frozen.and i was..gtfo i said again and pointed the bat to her and she moved..

i was just happy it ended peacefully and nobody got hurt
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05/12/2012 01:19 AM
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i dont know,maybe i should of sweared;maybe i should of being ok.why are you here .why did you jump or whatever through my window.and i want you to leave my premise .
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05/12/2012 01:19 AM
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i dont know,maybe i should of sweared;maybe i shouldNNT of being ok.why are you here .why did you jump or whatever through my window.and i want you to leave my premise .
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CanadianBacon

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05/12/2012 01:23 AM
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dude you gotta start swinging. someone breaks into your house and your nice enough to let him just walk out? he was under your fucking bed. I would have pulled out the bat and had a lil batting session
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05/12/2012 01:29 AM
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dude you gotta start swinging. someone breaks into your house and your nice enough to let him just walk out? he was under your fucking bed. I would have pulled out the bat and had a lil batting session
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i know,but the person did,well the person did do something (they broke in my room) but they didnt try fight so i said to myself) this can either bad or good for either person.and i wanted to yell and be mad.but i got mad in the calmest way i could and i swear a couple times

i raised my voice,but i was yelling at the topest of my throat.


(the person who told ,was telling me to be calm who something

and the person who i told to come with me,helped me.because that person was a girl and said get out too

but i was telling the person who came helped me.

you know if someone breaks in your house.you can do whatever

thwak
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05/12/2012 01:33 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
i raised my voice,but i wasNNT yelling at the topest of my throat.

.idk.now i'm thinking.why?

i'll be able to sleep,but i dont know LOL if i could sleep with the window open anymore when i sleep.

i'll probably will.sleep with my window open.but maybe not

i usually dont.sometimes i do..


if the person tired to like runn past me.i'd either close line them or let them go .

i think i'd probably see them run off and chase them

.anyways it was stupid.
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05/12/2012 01:38 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
i couldnt phone the police,because really i didnt think about it

and plus i live in a remote area,where it takes the police 30 mins to get where i live

+_ wouldnt you think the break and enters would

hear something

remain calm,dont let them know.when your ready

and have the setting placed.then present yourself

or i should thrown a shoe at the wall.
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05/12/2012 01:42 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Drunk tail jumps in your bed and you immediately throw them out?

Nice going, bro.
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05/12/2012 01:50 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Drunk tail jumps in your bed and you immediately throw them out?

Nice going, bro.
 Quoting: gurunade


gonzo2

door peepants aaa dweeb
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05/12/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
A Crack Whore hiding from her PIMP.

Better watch out.
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05/12/2012 02:06 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Should have started firing rounds into the mattress until the mattress caught on fire, and then called the cops.
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05/12/2012 02:08 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Think you could get another "like" into that story?

Like you should like drop that bat and like pick up a book or something.
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05/12/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
so i'm in my room trying to watch a movie,then i have to do something stuff in the living the room;then i heard a thump five mintues later in the room

so i check it out and it seems normal ,but my bed is up higher on the ground.rofl their was someone hiding under my bed.my bed has one box brown and a matress and that's it

lol..so basisally you cant hide under anything

and if you try hide under the matress.you can basically see its like 5 feet of the ground..rofl


...so yea.i'm like wtf.i be ..ok...i stay calm and dont try to yell..i grab a bat and go back and check the scene.(and i pad down the bed with the bat.not hitting the bed hard.but a warning :) (i didnt look if the person went into another room) so i come and it looks if the person is hiding under my bed still...so i go tell another person theirs someone in the room.


so that person comes in the room with me and i'm like yo.
whoever under their showyourself .

so they show themselves and i'm like holding that bat to them and i'm like wtf. dont pull this shit with me and i said get the fuck out of my house.and their standing their drunk

and i'm like not loud but medium.get the fuck out..now


it was a drunk girl 5a ..

would if it was someone who broke in and when i said show your self .they went in attack mode

i would of chuck norris their ass out the door

Idol1

i didnt call the cops..since nothing happen

but i'll be on tight look out from now on..hmm bonghithiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348251


33cgg
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05/12/2012 02:59 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
You should have let her stay. She could have taught you grammar and spelling!
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05/12/2012 03:09 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Drunk tail jumps in your bed and you immediately throw them out?

Nice going, bro.
 Quoting: gurunade


gonzo2

door peepants aaa dweeb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348251



I'll bet if a drunk guy jumped in your bed you wouldn't have thrown him out if you get my very subtle drift?
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05/12/2012 03:18 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
Dude, WTF is wrong with you, there somethin in the water up dare in canuckle lands.

You just kicked out the only ass you will ever get. What, are you a closet gay or some fruit in the basket. Go get the whore and bring her back. Tell her she can stay and cook some macaroni and cheese for you and later on you will put on a dvd for both to watch and cuddle on the nasty cat piss stained couch you have there.

Seriously, some people are so weird in the head.
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05/12/2012 03:49 AM
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man ur lucky u found them. someone broke into my house and stole 10,000 back in march. it gets to a point where u think the world is against u
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05/12/2012 03:55 AM
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05/12/2012 03:59 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
i raised my voice,but i wasNNT yelling at the topest of my throat.

.idk.now i'm thinking.why?

i'll be able to sleep,but i dont know LOL if i could sleep with the window open anymore when i sleep.

i'll probably will.sleep with my window open.but maybe not

i usually dont.sometimes i do..


if the person tired to like runn past me.i'd either close line them or let them go .

i think i'd probably see them run off and chase them

.anyways it was stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1348251


You call that a brain?? You've been swindled my friend....
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05/12/2012 04:02 AM
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05/12/2012 04:07 AM
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Re: someone broke into my house,while i was home
OP I feel sorry for you. I wish you were taught how to make complete sentences.

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